Toronto Blue Jays Jokes

by | Oct 21, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. 2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the Blue Jays past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
  2. 2025 World Series: George Springer… #3 on the al-time list for MLB Playoff home runs. (behind Manny Ramírez: 29 HR & Jose Altuve: 27 HR)
  3. 2025 World Series: The Toronto Blue Jays fans are SICK!… The have Shane Bieber Fever!
  4. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the Toronto Blue Jays? (2025 – 1993)
  5. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)
  6. A Toronto baseball player led the MLB in being hit by a pitch… Apparently ,he is the worst dodger. 
  7. Which Blue Jays baseball player holds water?… The pitcher. 
  8. What does Cody Bellinger do on Thanksgiving?…  He plays baste-ball. 
  9. Why are some Dodger Stadium umpires overweight?… They always clean their plate. 
  10. Why did Dave Roberts want spiders to play outfield for the Blue Jays?… They know how to catch flies. 
  11. Why did the police officer go to Dodger Stadium?… Someone stole second base! 
  12. What’s more impressive than seeing a line drive at Dodger Stadium?… Seeing a baseball park. 
  13. Which superhero did the Blue Jays try to sign as their designated hitter?… Batman. 
  14. What’s the silliest song to sing at Dodger Stadium?…  “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there! 
  15. What do young Blue Jays fans like about going to the park?… The swings. 
  16. Why did Dave Roberts like having frogs in the outfield?…  They never miss a fly. 
  17. How do Toronto Blue Jays baseball players stay cool?…  By standing close to the fans. 
  18. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Toronto Blue Jays team during the World Series?…  They needed a little team spirit. 
  19. Why do the Blue Jays lose so many day games?…  Their bats only wake up at night. 
  20. What do Hyun-Jin Ryu and a professional bowler have in common?… You can count on them both to throw strikes. 
  21. Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Toronto Blue Jays jerseys?…  It would be a choking hazard. 
  22. Why does Manny Machado wear old stockings when he plays?… They had runs in them! 
  23. Who would be the best choice as a Blue Jays closer?…  The mummy, because he knows how to wrap up. 
  24. What do Blue Jays ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?…  They get jobs as an umpire.
  25. What’s does a dirty floor and the Toronto Blue Jays have in common?… They both get swept a lot. 
  26. What do Toronto Blue Jays lose every night?… Their shadows. 
  27. If the LA Lakers basketball team were chasing the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team, what time would it be?…  Five after nine. 
  28. If the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team were chasing the LA Lakers basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. 
  29. What do you get when you cross a Blue Jays baseball player with a monster?…  A double header.
  30. Which Toronto Blue Jays player wears the biggest helmet?…  The one with the biggest head. 
  31. Why is hotter after a Blue Jays baseball game?… All the fans have left. 
  32. What runs around a Dodger Stadium ‘s field but never moves?… A wall. 
  33. Why did the police officer go to the Toronto Blue Jays game?.  He heard that someone stole second base. 
  34. Where did the os Angeles Blue Jays baseball player wash his pants?… In the bleachers. 
  35. Why are Toronto Blue Jays players so rich?…  Because they play on diamonds. 
  36. What is harder for a Toronto Blue Jays player to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! 
  37. What’s the difference between a Blue Jays fan and a baby?… Babies stop whining after a little awhile. 
  38. What do the Toronto Blue Jays and lawn furniture have in common?… They both fold in October. 
  39. Why is Halloween the Toronto Blue Jays favorite holiday?… It’s the only thing they have to do in October. 
  40. How are the Toronto Blue Jays like a grizzly bear?… Every October, they go into hibernation. 
  41. Why doesn’t the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team have a website?…  They don’t know how to string three W’s together. 
  42. How often do Blue Jays players call each other during the off-season?… They touch base every once in a while. 
  43. Why did the Toronto Blue Jays players cry when they lost?… They’re a bawl club. 
  44. How did the Toronto Blue Jays pitcher win a baseball game without throwing a ball?… He only threw strikes. 
  45. Why did the Toronto Blue Jays bring a pacifier to the game?… He wanted to play like the Babe. 
  46. The Toronto Blue Jays player Justin Turner leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire. 
  47. What do you call the winning team at Blue Jays home game?… Visitors. 
  48. Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the Toronto Blue Jays?… It takes too long to put their cleats on. 
  49. What did the Toronto Blue Jays fan do when his team won the World Series?… Turned off his Xbox. Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… The manager of the Toronto Blue Jays.
  50. How do you know when a Blue Jays pitcher is having a bad day on the mound?… When the crowd starts to sing “Take Him Out of The Ball Game.” 
  51. What can you do just as well as a Toronto Blue Jays player?… Watch the World Series live on TV.
  52. What rule did the zebra umpire have to explain to the Blue Jays?…  Three stripes and you’re out. 
  53. Knock Knock Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball. 
  54. What do you call 40 rich people sitting around a TV to watch the World Series?…  The Toronto Blue Jays. 
  55. Why did the Blue Jays hut down their website?… They weren’t getting any hits. 
  56. What’s the difference between a Dodger Stadium hot dog and a AT&T Park hot dog?… Dodger Stadium hot dogs are still being sold in October. 
  57. Why is Clayton Kershaw such a good singer?  Because he has a perfect pitch. 
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?…  Bass… Bass who? Bass-ball is my favorite sport. 
  59. Which Toronto Blue Jays player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! When should Toronto Blue Jays players wear armor?…  When they play knight games. 
  60. Why does it take a Toronto Blue Jays player longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?… Because there is a short stop in the middle. 
  61. Where shouldn’t a Toronto Blue Jays pitcher ever wear red?… In the bull pen. 
  62. Which cartoon character was the Toronto Blue Jays manager trying to get on the team?… Homer Simpson. 
  63. Why did the Toronto Blue Jays pitcher go to the car dealer?… He wanted to learn a sales pitch. 
  64. How is the L.A. Blue Jays roster similar to a pancake?… They both need good batters. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… The Toronto Blue Jays. 
  65. How do Toronto Blue Jays fans get down from the bleachers?… They don’t – you can only get down from a goose. 
  66. How do Toronto Blue Jays baseball players stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans. 
  67. What does a Toronto Blue Jays player put his food on?… Home plate. Knock Knock. 
  68. Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the baseball!
  69. Did you hear the joke about the Toronto Blue Jays baseball?… It will leave you in stitches. 
  70. What did the Toronto Blue Jays think about their new stadium lights?… They gave it GLOWING reviews. 
  71. What song do Blue Jays fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?  None… the fans have already left by then! 
  72. Where do Toronto Blue Jays players go when they need new uniforms?… New Jersey.
  73. Toronto has lowered the price of beer at Blue Jays Stadium by a full two dollars. In related news, John Daly is now a Blue Jays fan.