Top 10 Thanksgiving Jokes

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1. Pilgrim Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)
2. Grandparent Jokes: Grandma was showing us a painting of the Pilgrim Family on Thanksgiving card. She commented, ‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their moms & #ads & praying to God.’ My brother looked at her doubtfully & asked, ‘Then why is their father carrying that rifle?’
3. Pumpkin Jokes: What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?… “Good-pie, everyone.”
4. Pilgrim Jokes: A pilgrim is walking through the woods when he comes across a hungry bear…. …the pilgrim then drops to his knees on the trail and claspes his hands together to pray for salvation. To his surprise . . . so did the bear! Greatly heartened by this, the pilgrim then began to pray. “Oh, Heavenly Father, please let this be a Christian bear! I don’t want to be eaten by those evil nasty devil bears!” And the bear, to the great shock of the pilgrim, began to pray, too! Kneeling there on the side of the road across from the pilgrim, paws clasped together, the bear prayed, “Oh, Heavenly Father! For this meal, which we are about to receive . . . we give thanks.”
5. Pilgrim Jokes: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?… Plymouth Rock!
6. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
7. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY
8. Grandparent Jokes: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE!
9. Knock Knock Jokes for Thanksgiving: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Leaf… Leaf who?… Leaf me alone. I’m watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade!
10. Pilgrim Jokes: Why did the Pilgrims spend their first Thanksgiving eating outside with the Indians… They didn’t have reservations.