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Google Search “Top 10 Rugby Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best rugby jokes.
  2. Who is a rugby player’s favorite country singer?… Darius RUCK er.
  3. Why was the skeleton always left out in a rugby match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. What did the mummy rugby coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  5. A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.” (Doctor Jokes For Kids)
  6. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
  7. When is a rugby player like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  8. What would you get if you crossed a rugby player and the Invisible Man?… Rugby like no one has ever seen.
  9. Why was the car not allowed to play rugby?… It only had one boot.
  10. Why didn’t the bicycle play rugby?… It was two tired. (Top Cycling Jokes)