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  1. Vampire Jokes: Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal?… He heard it had great circulation. 
  2. Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. 
  3. Hurricane Lala Jokes: This Halloween in Hawaii I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we got rocked like a hurricane.
  4. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?… It was too alfredo!  
  5. Bastille Day Jokes: July 14th Bastille Day… The unofficial start to “scary treats” Halloween candy season.
  6. What does a turkey dress up as for Halloween?… A gobblin’!
  7. Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo!
  8. Thanksgiving Jokes: What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?… One has gobblers, the other goblins.
  9. Doctor Jokes: Two friends go to a costume party dressed as doctors… They are a paradox.
  10. College Jokes: 3.14% of math professors dress as PI rates for Halloween!