Tennis Jokes: Top Tennis Jokes

Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What did one tennis ball say to the other tennis ball?… “See you round..”
What do you serve but not eat?… A Tennis Ball.
Why is a tennis game a noisy game?… Because each player raises a racket.
Why are fish never good tennis players?… They don’t like getting close to the net. (Top Fishing Jokes)
How many tennis players does it take to screw in a light bulb?… “What do you mean it was out, it was in!!!”
Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?… When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court.
Where do ghosts play tennis?… On a tennis corpse! (Top Halloween Jokes)
What did the tennis ball say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
What do you call a girl standing in the middle of a tennis court?… Annette
Why are spiders great tennis players?… Cause they have great topspin.
What do a dentist and a tennis coach have in common?… They both use drills!
Why is it not good to play tennis in a court?… Because you might get arrested
So did you hear about the tennis ball and the battery that got into a fight?… The battery was charged and the tennis ball is waiting to go to court.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable Tennis. (Top Horse Racing Jokes)
My tennis opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it.

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