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- Gymnastics Jokes: Simone Biles was full of smiles after competing at the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics.
- Winter Olympics Jokes: What happens when you don’t make the Summer Olympics?… You luge.
- A book never written: “How to Win at the Summer Olympics” by Vick Tori.
- What did the groundhog’s trainer tell him before the Summer Olympics?… Gopher gold.
- What’s the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?… Prontosaurus.
- Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?… Because the players dribble all over the court!
- What’s the fastest bug at the Olympics?… The quicket.
- What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? … The splits!
- A book never written: “How to Do Gymnastics” by Tom E. Tuck.
- How do fireflies start a race?… On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
- Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… They couldn’t keep their trunks up!
- Olympiads… Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.
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- USA Diving: Top Diving Jokes
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- USA Fencing: Top Fencing Jokes
- USA Field Hockey:Top Field Hockey Jokes
- USA Golf Top Golf Jokes: @USAGolf
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- USA Handball Top Handball Jokes
- USA Judo Top Judo Jokes
- USA Karate Top Karate Jokes
- Top Marathon Jokes
- USA Modern Pentathlon Top Pentathlon Jokes
- USA Racquetball Top Racquetball Jokes
- USA Roller Sports: Top Roller Sports Jokes
- USA Rowing: Top Rowing Jokes
- USA Rugby (7s): Top Rugby Jokes
- USA sailing: Top Sailing Jokes
- USA shooting: Sorry No Top Shooting Jokes
- USA Soccer: Top Soccer Jokes
- USA Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes
- ASA / USA Softball: Top Softball Jokes
- US Squash: @USSQUASH Top Squash Jokes
- USA synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes
- USA Table Tennis: @usatabletennis (9K followers) Top Table Tennis Jokes
- USA Taekwondo: @USA_Taekwondo Top Taekwando Jokes
- USA Tennis: Top Tennis Jokes
- US Track and Field: Top Track and Field Jokes
- USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes
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