Sturgeon Moon Jokes

August 9, 2025 Sturgeon Moon

Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the August Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when it is the Sturgeon Full Moon?
Doctor Jokes: Do you think a surgeon likes the Sturgeon Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Sturgeon Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Sturgeon Moon.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the August Full Moon.
“Hope you catch a good view of the Sturgeon Moon tonight. It’s a real catch!”
Why did the sturgeon moon cross the pond?… To get to the other tide!
Why did the sturgeon moon cross the lake?… To get to the other tide!
What do you call a sturgeon that loves the moon?… A moon-sturgeon!
Why did the sturgeon cross the ocean? To get to the other tide… during the Sturgeon Moon!
What do you get when you combine a sturgeon and a full moon?… A lot of fish puns!
Why are sturgeon so good at telling stories?… Because they have a lot of “tails” to tell.
Why did the sturgeon blush during the Sturgeon Moon?… Because it saw its reflection in the water!
“The Sturgeon Moon is a reminder that even big things can be caught with the right timing.”