- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best popcorn jokes.
- What do pumpkins eat at the movies?… Pulp Corn.
- We love @TDBank_US! I got fined $50 for sneaking #popcorn and a drink into the movie theater… It’s ok though, it still saved me #money. #movies
- #PopcornPun: Getting #popcorn at the #movie theater is always a reel treat. #movies #PopcornPuns #puns #movies
- Many people claim that it is hard to chew #popcorn…. There is a kernel of #truth to that claim. #movies
- We love @smartfood @justin_halpern @PMSchumacker @AbbottElemABC! What is the #1 #school snack?… #SmartFood #popcorn. #movies #snakes #MiddleSchool #HighSchool #ElementarySchool
- We love @spurs! Who is #popcorn’s favorite #NBA #basketball #coach of all-time?… Coach Gregg Popovich of the #SanAntonioSpurs. #coaching #SanAntonio #Spurs #GoSpursGo #PorVida
- Want to hear a #popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny…Oops! That popped out of nowhere. #puns #Popcorn #PopcornPun #PopcornPuns
- What is #popcorn’s favorite #basketball play?… The Pick and Pop! #coaching
- We love @smartfood & @CollegeBoard! What is the #1 snack for #highschool #students before taking the #ACT or #SAT?… #SmartFood #popcorn. #college
- What did the kernel of corn go to school?… It wanted to be Smart Food.
- We love @cheddar! Why is #cheddar #popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy. #cheese #PopcornDay
- We love @pragmaticmom @GreenGiant! What did the baby corn say to #momma #corn?… Where is pop #corn? #moms #Popcorn #dads #farming
- We love @popchips @theskinnypop! What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A #popcorn colonel. #Army #snacks
- We love @Fireworks @popchips @theskinnypop! What did the firecracker eat at the movies?… Pop-corn. #Fireworks #Movies #Popcorn
- We love @TDBank_US @cedricmaxwell81! What do #popcorn use for #money?… #Corn “Bread.” #cornbread #BleedGreen #Boston #Celtics
- We love @popchips @USArmy @theskinnypop! Did you hear about the #popcorn that joined the #army?… They made him a kernel.
- There was a bad accident at the #AirForce base… A #jeep ran over a bag of #popcorn and killed two kernels. #MemorialDayWeekend #MemorialDay #MemorialDay2022
- We love @theskinnypop! What does a #gymnast put on their #popcorn?… Sommer-salt. #gymnastics #summer
Hey @RegalMovies! I wonder if the first person to pop #popcorn suddenly had the urge to… watch a movie. #movies
Why aren’t there many jokes about #popcorn?… Because they are corny. #movies #Corn
Hey @iHeartRadio @NowHipHopNews_ @Popk_com! What is a popcorn’s favorite type of #music?… POP #popcorn #hiphop
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good popcorn knock-knock
We love @burgessdave! How much do #pirates charge for #corn on the cob?… A buck-an-ear. #popcorn #tlap
Hey @Teleflora What do you call a popcorn’s favorite flower?… Poppies. #flowers
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good popcorn knock knock jokes?
Hey @farmingsim @Farm_Machinery_ @SandraNabasirye @GreenGiant! What did the baby corn say to momma corn?… Where is pop #corn? https://bit.ly/37BX2c8 #moms #Popcorn #dads #farming
Where do #seals eat #popcorn?… At the Dive-In #movies. #movies
Hey @ButterBreadGir @RegalMovies! Why is popcorn way better than a movie?… Because they are just so much #butter. #movies
What do #pumpkins eat at the #movies?… Pulp #Corn. #Popcorn
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the #corn has ears! #farming #secrets
Hey @PapaJohns! Knock knock… Who’s there?… Papa… Papa who?… Papapapapapapapa #popcorn. #dads
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about #popcorn?
Hey @UNLincoln! What does Chuck Norris do when he wants #popcorn?… He breathes on #Nebraska! #dads #ChuckNorris
What do #corn cobs call their #father?… “Pop” corn. #dads #popcorn
How is a bag of popcorn like an army?… It has lots of kernels.
What do popcorn use for money?… Corn “Bread.”
What do you tell a bag of #popcorn after it graduates from #college?… #Corn-gratulations. #popcorn #graduation
Why didn’t anyone laugh at the popcorn jokes?… Because they were too corny! #popcorn #farming #corn
What do you call a field of popcorn?… A-maze-ing! #popcorn #farming
Hey @Korn! What do you call a “corny” metal band?… PopKORN! #music #Popcorn
Hey @PlanetFitness! I just burnt 400 calories… I left the #popcorn in the microwave for too long. #fitness #Popcorn
Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him.
If I had a dollar every time a customer complained about the price of cinema food… I could almost afford a small popcorn.
What do baby corns call their daddy?… Popcorn.
Hey @CambridgeWords! What do you call #pizza, pop, and #popcorn?… An alliterated #lunch.
I met a man with the last name Popcorn. He said he was in the military… He was a kernel.
I was at the cinema and this couple was kissing in front of us, not even watching the movie. How wasteful can you be with your money!… So I threw my bag of popcorn at them.
A guy was throwing popcorn at the back of my head in the cinema.I turned around and said, “You and me…when this film finishes…let’s sort this out.”He said, “OK then.”And then, when it was over, we cleared away all the popcorn like respectable men.
I heard there was a humvee crash at the Pentagon today. The driver ran into a popcorn cart… There were two colonels crushed.
What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals.
Last night a movie theater was robbed of over $1000 dollars… The thieves took one large bag of #popcorn, two large #sodas and a pack of #Skittles #candy #movies
We love @theskinnypop @OfficialMOPAR @PopcornKitchen @Jeep! There was a bad accident at the #AirForce base… A #jeep ran over a bag of #popcorn and killed two kernels. #MemorialDayWeekend #MemorialDay #MemorialDay2024
I tape microwave popcorn to the ceiling… it’s cheaper than a smoke alarm.
I went to the Cinema yesterday… …I was buying popcorn, a drink and some candy. As I went to pay I said, “I’m ever so sorry, I’ve only got a $50 note.” The lady said, “That’s ok, you can put the candy back!”
I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people’s heads… I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.
The Popcorn Army is very similar to most other armies…the main difference is the ranking system: everyone starts out as a Kernel.
This Valentine’s Day, 1 in 3 people will be crying into a bag of popcorn while watching Netflix alone… Not me, though. I can’t afford a subscription.
What did one popcorn bag say to the other?… I bet you’re pretty pop-ular.
We love @ciwf! Why didn’t the kernel leave the popper?… He was cornfused. #Popcorn #corn #farming
Mom says “You keep dropping popcorn.” I say “Sorry, butter fingers.”
We love @HipHopDX! What #music gets #popcorn to #dance?… Hip Pop! #HipHop
Hey @popchips @theskinnypop! Want to hear a #popcorn joke?… Nah, it’s to corny… Oops! That popped out of nowhere.
Hey @popchips @theskinnypop! Why aren’t there many jokes about #popcorn?… Because they are too corny.
What did the popcorn say to the jack in the box?… POP goes the weasel.
What is the main ingredient for cooking popcorn?… Poprika.
Who orders everyone in the popcorn place around?… The kernel.
What makes a loud noise when changing it’s jacket, becomes larger, but weighs less?… Popcorn!
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What’s the difference between popcorn and pea soup?… Anyone can pop corn, but you can’t pee soup.