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Boston Marathon Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Patriots Day jokes.
- What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance!
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!”
- What is Stephen Curry’s favorite holiday?… Patriots Day. It celebrates “the Shot Heard Round the world! (365 Basketball Jokes)
- Sam Adams….. should be the official beer of Patriots Day.
- What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76!
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts.
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?” Student: “On the bottom!”
- What did King George think of the American colonists?… He thought they were revolting!
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?… Liberty!
- What did a patriot put on his dry skin?… Revo-lotion!
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party.
- What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere
- Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?… It cracked me up!
- Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler.
- What was General Washington’s favorite tree?… The infan-tree.
- Teacher: “Which son of old Virginia wrote the Declaration of Independence?”
Student: “I think it was Thomas Jeffer’s son.” - Which colonists told the most jokes?… Punsylvanians!