Los Angeles Dodgers Jokes

by | Oct 21, 2025 | Dads, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Dodgers jokes.
  2. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series?
  3. What sports league do Los Angeles Dodgers baseball players sign up for after the World Series is over?… Dodge ball.
  4. If a Los Angeles Dodgers player picked up lacrosse, I bet he would be a great attack!… He could dodge well.
  5. A Los Angeles baseball player led the MLB in being hit by a pitch… Apparently ,he is the worst dodger. 
  6. Which Dodgers baseball player holds water?… The pitcher. 
  7. What does Cody Bellinger do on Thanksgiving?…  He plays baste-ball. 
  8. Why are some Dodger Stadium umpires overweight?… They always clean their plate. 
  9. Why did Dave Roberts want spiders to play outfield for the Dodgers?… They know how to catch flies. 
  10. Why did the police officer go to Dodger Stadium?… Someone stole second base! 
  11. What’s more impressive than seeing a line drive at Dodger Stadium?… Seeing a baseball park. 
  12. Which superhero did the Dodgers try to sign as their designated hitter?… Batman. 
  13. What’s the silliest song to sing at Dodger Stadium?…  “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there! 
  14. What do young Dodgers fans like about going to the park?… The swings. 
  15. Why did Dave Roberts like having frogs in the outfield?…  They never miss a fly. 
  16. How do Los Angeles Dodgers baseball players stay cool?…  By standing close to the fans. 
  17. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the Los Angeles Dodgers team during the World Series?…  They needed a little team spirit. 
  18. Why do the Dodgers lose so many day games?…  Their bats only wake up at night. 
  19. What do Hyun-Jin Ryu and a professional bowler have in common?… You can count on them both to throw strikes. 
  20. Why shouldn’t toddlers wear Los Angeles Dodgers jerseys?…  It would be a choking hazard. 
  21. Why does Manny Machado wear old stockings when he plays?… They had runs in them! 
  22. Who would be the best choice as a Dodgers closer?…  The mummy, because he knows how to wrap up. 
  23. What do Dodgers ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?…  They get jobs as an umpire.
  24. What’s does a dirty floor and the Los Angeles Dodgers have in common?… They both get swept a lot. 
  25. What do Los Angeles Dodgers lose every night?… Their shadows. 
  26. If the LA Lakers basketball team were chasing the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team, what time would it be?…  Five after nine. 
  27. If the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team were chasing the LA Lakers basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. 
  28. What do you get when you cross a Dodgers baseball player with a monster?…  A double header.
  29. Which Los Angeles Dodgers player wears the biggest helmet?…  The one with the biggest head. 
  30. Why is hotter after a Dodgers baseball game?… All the fans have left. 
  31. What runs around a Dodger Stadium ‘s field but never moves?… A wall. 
  32. Why did the police officer go to the Los Angeles Dodgers game?.  He heard that someone stole second base. 
  33. Where did the os Angeles Dodgers baseball player wash his pants?… In the bleachers. 
  34. Why are Los Angeles Dodgers players so rich?…  Because they play on diamonds. 
  35. What is harder for a Los Angeles Dodgers player to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! 
  36. What’s the difference between a Dodgers fan and a baby?… Babies stop whining after a little awhile. 
  37. What do the Los Angeles Dodgers and lawn furniture have in common?… They both fold in October. 
  38. Why is Halloween the Los Angeles Dodgers favorite holiday?… It’s the only thing they have to do in October. 
  39. How are the Los Angeles Dodgers like a grizzly bear?… Every October, they go into hibernation. 
  40. Why doesn’t the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team have a website?…  They don’t know how to string three W’s together. 
  41. How often do Dodgers players call each other during the off-season?… They touch base every once in a while. 
  42. Why did the Los Angeles Dodgers players cry when they lost?… They’re a bawl club. 
  43. How did the Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher win a baseball game without throwing a ball?… He only threw strikes. 
  44. Why did the Los Angeles Dodgers bring a pacifier to the game?… He wanted to play like the Babe. 
  45. The Los Angeles Dodgers player Justin Turner leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire. 
  46. What do you call the winning team at Dodgers home game?… Visitors. 
  47. Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the Los Angeles Dodgers?… It takes too long to put their cleats on. 
  48. What did the Los Angeles Dodgers fan do when his team won the World Series?… Turned off his Xbox. Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… The manager of the Los Angeles Dodgers.
  49. How do you know when a Dodgers pitcher is having a bad day on the mound?… When the crowd starts to sing “Take Him Out of The Ball Game.” 
  50. What can you do just as well as a Los Angeles Dodgers player?… Watch the World Series live on TV.
  51. What rule did the zebra umpire have to explain to the Dodgers?…  Three stripes and you’re out. 
  52. Knock Knock Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball. 
  53. What do you call 40 rich people sitting around a TV to watch the World Series?…  The Los Angeles Dodgers. 
  54. Why did the Dodgers hut down their website?… They weren’t getting any hits. 
  55. What’s the difference between a Dodger Stadium hot dog and a AT&T Park hot dog?… Dodger Stadium hot dogs are still being sold in October. 
  56. Why is Clayton Kershaw such a good singer?  Because he has a perfect pitch. 
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?…  Bass… Bass who? Bass-ball is my favorite sport. 
  58. Which Los Angeles Dodgers player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! When should Los Angeles Dodgers players wear armor?…  When they play knight games. 
  59. Why does it take a Los Angeles Dodgers player longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?… Because there is a short stop in the middle. 
  60. Where shouldn’t a Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher ever wear red?… In the bull pen. 
  61. Which cartoon character was the Los Angeles Dodgers manager trying to get on the team?… Homer Simpson. 
  62. Why did the Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher go to the car dealer?… He wanted to learn a sales pitch. 
  63. How is the L.A. Dodgers roster similar to a pancake?… They both need good batters. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… The Los Angeles Dodgers. 
  64. How do Los Angeles Dodgers fans get down from the bleachers?… They don’t – you can only get down from a goose. 
  65. How do Los Angeles Dodgers baseball players stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans. 
  66. What does a Los Angeles Dodgers player put his food on?… Home plate. Knock Knock. 
  67. Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the baseball!
  68. Did you hear the joke about the Los Angeles Dodgers baseball?… It will leave you in stitches. 
  69. What did the Los Angeles Dodgers think about their new stadium lights?… They gave it GLOWING reviews. 
  70. What song do Dodgers fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?  None… the fans have already left by then! 
  71. Where do Los Angeles Dodgers players go when they need new uniforms?… New Jersey.
  72. Los Angeles has lowered the price of beer at Dodgers Stadium by a full two dollars. In related news, John Daly is now a Dodger fan.