Freestyle Skiing Jokes

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1. Why did the freestyle skier bring a ladder to the park?… To reach the next level of airtime!
2. What do you call a freestyle skier who only does straight airs?… Bored.
3. Why do freestyle skiers make terrible secret agents?… Because they always try to “send it.”
4. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?… I was heels over head.
5. What’s the difference between a mogul skier and a mushroom?… A: One hangs out in the dark and grows in the dirt, the other… wait, that’s just a moguler.
6. Why was the skier in the halfpipe so calm?… He was used to living on the edge.
7. What do you say to a skier who just landed a 720?… “Nice, now do it again without looking like you’re trying to swat a bee.”