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  1. Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  2. Why was Cinderella so bad at fencing?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  3. Where do athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  4. What would you get if you crossed a fencing athlete and the Invisible Man?… Fencing like no one has ever seen.
  5. What did the mummy fencing coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  6. Why was the skeleton always left out in a fencing match?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)