Farming Jokes

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• Farming Jokes:
• Wizard of Oz Jokes:

1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best farming jokes! 
2. Labor Day Jokes: Happy Labor Day…. Oh wait… we live on a farm. Never mind!
3. Fall Jokes: What kind of vest do farmers you wear in the fall?… A har-vest!
4. Why did the navy sailor start a fruit stand on the ship?… He wanted to sell naval oranges!
5. Wizard of Oz Jokes: What is the scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz’z favorite fruit?… Straw-berries. 
6. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Fall Jokes)
7. Watermelon Jokes: Farmer’s patch There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and they saw the sign which read, “Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide.” The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer’s sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no
8. Watermelon Jokes: Why did the farmer plant a seed in his pond?… He was trying to grow a water-melon.
9. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?… Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! (Top Biology Jokes)
10. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… Because he was out standing in his field!
11. What new crop did the farmer plant?… Beets me!
12. Where do farmers send their kids to grow?… Kinder-garden. (Top Elementary Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
13. What do you get when you cross a robot and a tractor?… A transfarmer.
14. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day! (French Fry Day Jokes)
15. What farm animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Top Dog Jokes)
16. Did you hear about the magic tractor?… It turned into a field!
17. What do farmers use to make crop circles?… A Protractor (Top Pi Day Jokes
18. If a cow laughed really hard…. would milk come out of her nose? (Top Biology Jokes)
19. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… The farmer had cold hands.
20. What kind of pigs know karate?… Pork chops!
21. What grows under your nose?… Tulips! (Top Spring Jokes)
22. Who tells chicken jokes?… Comedihens!
23. What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?… Udder nonsense!
24. Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?… He has got no beef.
25. What happened when the farmer crossed a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?… He got a hot-diggity-dog! (Top Dog Jokes)
26. Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers, en-dive into bed!
27. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?… Where’s popcorn?
28. Why did the pig take a bath? The farmer said, “Hogwash”!
29. Why do cows like being told jokes?… Because they like being amoosed!
30. What do you call a horse that lives next door?.. A neigh-bor!
31. What is a sheep’s favorite game?… Baa-dminton!
32. Why did the cabbage win the race? …Because it was ahead!
33. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play!
34. What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?… An eggroll!
35. Why were the baby strawberries crying?… Their ma and pa were in a jam.
36. What type of horses only go out at night?… Nightmares!
37. What is a horse’s favorite sport?… Stable tennis!
38. What did the farmer get when he crossed an owl with a goat?… a ‘Hootinanny’
39. Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?… He wanted sweet and sour pork!
40. What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?… What a miss-steak.
41. Who takes care of the farm when the farmer is sick?… The farmacist (pharmacist).
42. Why did the lamb call the police?… He had been fleeced.
43. Why was the cucumber mad?… Because it was in a pickle!
44. How did the farmer find his lost cow?… He tractor down.
45. What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?… Laughing stock.
46. What grows when fed but dies when watered?… Fire.
47. What do you give a sick horse?… Cough stirrup!
48. What do you call a dog on the farm?… A Corn Dog.
49. Why did the tomato blush?… Because he saw the salad dressing!
50. What do you call an arctic cow?… An eskimoo!
51. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
52. What do you get when you cross a Elephant with a garden?… Squash!
53. What do you call a sleeping bull?… A bull-dozer.
54. Farmer: “Why can’t you make bread like my mother?” Wife: “Why can’t you make dough like my father?”
55. Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pony! Doctor: Don’t worry, you’re just a little hoarse!
56. I was really impressed by the farmer I saw the other day. He was out standing in his field.
57. Where do cows go on dates?… the MOOOOOOvies.