Duke Basketball Jokes

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1. The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” 
2. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball player get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
3. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball coach get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
4. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball fan get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
5. Duke Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball mascot get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
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7. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2025 Duke basketball jokes.
8. Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.” (North Carolina Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
9. Duke Basketball Jokes: Cooper Flagg was the Maine attraction in March Madness 2025.
10. Cooper Flagg… forces opponents to raise the white flag.
11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me how many Final Four appearance by the Duke Blue Devils?
12. Some Duke fans raise a toast to Cooper Flagg. Others raise a flag.. Cooper Flagg and his teammates are working hard to raise…. another NCAA Championship banner.
13. What is a sad, sad, college basketball team?… The Duke Blue Devils. (Psychology Jokes)
14. Duke Basketball Jokes: 2025 Elite Eight Duke Mascot Headband vs. Alabama “Alabuuuumer”
15. 2025 Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
16. 2025 2nd Round Duke Mascot head band vs. Baylor “unBEARable.”
17. Cooper Flagg… forces opponents to raise the white flag.
18. Coach Krzyzewski Baseball Career: Coach K had an amazing career as a college basketball coach. Many people do not know that before coaching basketball, he was a baseball player. He was a solid infielder and outfield, but Coach “K” was the worst hitter on the team. Coach K was always a focused on team success from a very young age. The baseball coach saw this and want to find a role for him. He tried him out on the mound and found out that Coach K was a fantastic pitcher. He finished the season pitching and lead the pitching staff in strikeouts. He truly was Coach K! (North Carolina Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
19. What fan base keeps psychiatrists busy during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
20. What fan base has the most mental health issues during March Madness?… The Cameron Crazies.
21. What legendary college basketball would be an awful major league baseball hitter?… Coach K! (Baseball Jokes)
22. Duke March Madness Bracket Name: Raising the Cooper Flagg!
23. Do you know what is a red flag for Duke winning the 2025 National Championship?… An injured Cooper Flagg.
24. This March, do you think I could make some money selling a Cooper Flagg Flag?  
25. Do you think it would be smart for Proctor & Gamble to offer an NIL Deal to Tyrese Proctor of Duke?
26. Cooper Flagg would be a great ambassador for Flag Day!  
27. Cooper Flagg should look into an NIL deal with Fort McHenry.
28. When your team is a #1 seed and playing right around the corner in Raleigh, NC…. March Gladness.
29. When your team is a #1 seed…. March Gladness.
30. When your team is a #1 seed and playing right around the corner…. March Gladness.
31. Why was Coach K upset with Christian Laettner?… He was always late!
32. What’s the difference between God and Coach K?… God doesn’t think he’s Coach K.