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Google Search “Cold Moon Jokes”

  1. Why did the person shiver when looking at the December full moon?… Because it was the Cold Moon.
  2. How does the Cold Moon cut its hair?… Eclipses it!
  3. What makes the moon so cold?… She’s always deflecting the sun’s rays!
  4. What did the moon say when it was freezing?… “I need some space… heater!”