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    The following activity is uses with the American Revolution: Timeline Interactive.

    The following activity is a great interactive that teaches geography skills as well as the history of the American Revolution. The activity is divided into time periods. A teacher can divide the activity into a few days or have the students complete the activity from start to finish.

    Notice the arrows that point the direction of military movement.

    The correct answers are in bold and italics.

    Section I: 1775 – 1778 (Northern Phase)

    Introduction: Click anywhere to begin.

    Students can scroll over locations. The location is revealed once the cursor is on it, so it is easy for the students to complete. Once the correct location is chosen, additional information is provided. A teacher may want to have questions on a worksheet to have th

    Find the city of Boston and click on it.

    1775 – 1778:

    BOSTON

    1. What started in 1768: British troops had been stationed in the city.

    2.  The British “presence (in Boston) was deeply resented.” ON YOUR OWN define resented to the best of your ability. Answers will vary. Give the correct definition.

    3. “After several violent incidents, the British government announced in 1774 that to punish the unruly Bostonians the port of Boston would be closed until further notice.” Explain how this punishment would adversely affect the people of Boston. Students can talk about the economic impact on business and also the impact on a consumer’s ability to purchase imported goods.

    4. “Gage had received word that arms, ammunition, and other supplies were being gathered in Concord for an uprising against the British Crown.” ON YOUR OWN define uprising to the best of your ability. Answers will vary. Give the correct definition.

    April 19, 1775: Lexington And Concord

    1. Who won the battle?  the Americans / The British

    2. “The militia leaders had received word—in part through the efforts of Paul Revere—that the British were on their way, and they prepared an ambush.” ON YOUR OWN define uprising to the best of your ability. Answers will vary. Give the correct definition.

    3. Where did the more “substantial skirmish” occur? (town and location) What was the end result of Smith’s mission? “Smith’s mission had been a complete failure.”

    4. The battle of Lexington & Concord was described as “the shot heard ‘round the world.” Explain the origin of this famous phrase (Who, when, how) In an 1837 poem by Ralph Waldo Emerson the fighting at Concord was famously described as “the shot heard ‘round the world.”

    June 17, 1775 Bunker Hill (A Boston Holiday)

    1. Who won the battle? The Americans / The British

    2. “Suspecting that the British might attempt something along these lines, the Americans began to fortify Bunker Hill, which overlooked the coast.” ON YOUR OWN define uprising to the best of your ability. Answers should include the ability to see the coast as well as being on higher ground.

    3. List two reasons (your own opinion) the rebels selected the location of Bunker Hill? (see above answer)

    4. Describe the impact of the Battle of Bunker Hill & the Battle of Breed’s Hill. Include victorious side and casualties. The British launched two attacks, both of which were repulsed by American fire.  However, the British had nearly a two-to-one numerical advantage, and a third assault finally drove the rebels from the two hills. Yet the battle was extremely costly for the British; out of a total of about 2,600 engaged, more than a thousand were killed or wounded.

    4. What happened on March 17, 1776 (A Boston Holiday / Evacuation Day) March 17, 1776, when the British withdrew to Halifax, Nova Scotia.

    5. What did the British realize after the Battle of Bunker Hill. What they faced was a full-scale revolution, one that would require a large army, and probably the hiring of foreign troops as well.

    November 13, 1775 Capture of Montreal:

    1. Describe the location of Montreal. Located on the river. Very useful for transportation.

    2. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    3. At the Continental Congress, who was appointed commander of the Continental Army? George Washington

    4. By attacking Montreal, how did the colonist hoped the Canadians would respond? Many residents of the Thirteen Colonies believed that Canadians also sought to rid themselves of British rule, and hoped to spark a popular rebellion there by invading.

    December 31, 1775: Assault on Quebec

    1. Describe Quebec’s Relative location to Montreal. Northeast

    2. Who won the battle?  Americans / British

    3. List the TWO factors that resulted in Arnold’s forces not being able to capture Quebec. Quebec was heavily fortified, and Arnold lacked cannon.

    4. HUMAN-ENVIRONMENT INTERACTION: Describe the biggest factor in the failure of Arnold & Montgomery’s forces succeeding. a snowstorm blew up, rendering the Americans’ muskets useless.

    5. Describe the end result of the invasion of Canada. The invasion of Canada had been a miserable failure.

    June 19, 1776 New York City

    1. Describe the location of New York City. On the coast. Great location for trade.

    2. What percentage of British troops were Hessians? roughly a third of which were Hessian mercenaries

    3. “On July 3 General Howe and his men landed on Staten Island, which he planned to use as a base for his assault on New York City.” Describe the military benefits of establishing an island as a military base. Overtaking an island is difficult. It is a geographic advantage to be on an island.

    August 27, 1776 Battle of Long Island

    1. Describe the “relative location” of Long Island. Just south of New York City.

    2. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    3. Copy the last sentence starting with “Recognizing.. that the Continental Army was insufficient to prevent the British from taking New York City, Washington ordered a withdrawal.

    October 28, 1776 Battle of White Plains

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. Howe missed his chance “to destroy Washington’s army once and for all.” What did he decide to do instead? instead of pursuing, he stopped and ordered construction of artillery batteries on the heights.

    3. “This gave Washington the opportunity to retreat further north, taking his supplies and his wounded with him.” ON YOUR OWN define retreat to the best of your ability. Answers will vary. Give the correct definition.

    December 26, 1776 Battle of Trenton

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. HUMAN-ENVIRONMENT INTERACTION: When did Howe stop operations? Explain why HOWE thought this might be a good choice. In early December General Howe ordered his army to cease operations for the winter.

    3. What was going to happen at the end of the year that would have an incredible impact on Continental troops. All but 1,400 of these were likely to head for home after their enlistments expired at the end of the year

    4. Thomas Paine, an extremely influential writer during the Revolutionary period used some famous words to describe the circumstance facing the Patriots. Copy his words. “the times that try men’s souls.”

    5. What was the biggest factor in Washington’s success at Trenton? On the morning of the 26th the Continental Army attacked, taking the enemy completely by surprise.

    January 3, 1777 Battle of Princeton

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. Washington defeats the British forces at Trenton. Describe the impact this victory had on the American cause. More importantly his exploits reenergized the revolutionary cause, leading some 8,000 new recruits to join the Continental Army in the coming months.

    July 5-6, 1777 Battle of Fort Ticonderoga

    1. Describe the location of Ticonderoga. It is located on a lake.

    2. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    3. Describe the geographic and military significance of Sugarloaf. The fort suffered from one major weakness—if an enemy held the heights of a nearby mountain called Sugar Loaf, he could pour cannon fire down on the interior of the fort

    4. Why did General St. Clair decide to evacuate Fort Ticonderoga. Realizing that once the battery was completed the British cannon would be able to pound the fort to rubble, General St. Clair ordered an evacuation that night under cover of darkness.

    July 5-6, 1777 Siege at Fort Stanwix

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. What percentage of the British Troops were Iroquois Indians? This force consisted of 2,000 men, roughly half of which were Iroquois Indians.

    3. Why did the Iroquois Indians desert? St. Leger’s Indian warriors—unaccustomed to sitting around and waiting for the other side to give up—began to desert.

    4. What did Arnold do to force the British to evacuate? He sent agents into the Mohawk Valley to spread the rumor that Arnold was on his way with a very large force.  Ultimately St. Leger became convinced that the rumor was true, lifted the siege of Fort Stanwix on August 20, and headed back to Canada.

    September 11, 1777 Battle of Brandywine

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. HUMAN-ENVIRONMENT INTERACTION: What affected the landing of the British Troops? Explain the impact of the environment on the British landing at Chesapeake Bay. Fortunately for the Americans, however, the landing area was muddy from recent rains, so the act of unloading took far longer than expected.

    3. What was the immediate result of the battle? The most immediate result of the battle was that nothing now stood between Howe and Philadelphia.  The Continental Congress fled the city for York, Pennsylvania, and on September 26 the British marched unopposed into the American capital.

    4. What happened on September 26, 1777?

    September 19, 1777 & October 7, 1777  Battle of Saratoga

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. 7,000 men British Troops      an army of close to 10,000 men Continental Troops

    3. What did Burgoyne do following the defeat at Saratoga? He realized that the situation was hopeless.  He opened negotiations with Gates, and on October 17 he and his army laid down their arms.

    4. Explain the international impact of the American victory at Saratoga. The victory convinced the French monarchy that the Continental Army had at least a decent chance of winning the war.  In February 1778 France became the first foreign country to recognize the United States of America, and this paved the way for active French involvement in the conflict.

    Primary Sources:

    Frederika Charlotte Louise, Baroness von Riedesel, The Defeat and Surrender of Burgoyne at Saratoga, October 1777

    Overview Battle of Freeman’s Farm (link does not work)

    The Battle of Fort Montgomery (link does not work)

    Articles of Convention Between Lieutenant-General Burgoyne and Major General Gates; October 16, 1777 (link does not work)

    Saratoga National Historical Park (link does not work)

    NPS Historical Handbook: Saratoga (link does not work)

    June 28, 1778 – Battle of Monmouth

    1. Who won the battle? Americans / British

    2. HUMAN-ENVIRONMENT INTERACTION: Describe the impact of the weather on casualties. In the end the battle was inconclusive, and both sides lost as many men to heat stroke (the temperature that day may have exceeded 100 degrees Fahrenheit) as to combat, but ultimately the British lost nearly 1200 soldiers, compared to fewer than 500 casualties on the American side.

    3. How many soldiers fought on BOTH sides (use your math skills.) 26,000 + In terms of numbers of participants, Monmouth was largest single battle of the war, with over 13,000 soldiers on each side

    Lieutenant Hale, British Account of the Battle of Monmouth Court House, July 4, 1778

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    5. What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
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    8. If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses! (Top STEM Jokes)
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    10. Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy(Top Father’s Day JokesTop Father’s Day Quotes)
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    13. How does Avogadro write to his friends?… By e-mole! (Write it Forward)
    14. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?… A one molar solution.
    15. What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs (World Ocean Day Jokes &Cape Cod Jokes)
    16. Why is Avogadro so rich?… He’s a multi-mole-ionare!
    17. What did Avogadro call his church services?… Molar Mass
    18. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
    19. What kept Avogadro in bed for two months?… Moleonucleosis
    20. What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?… A bunch of Moleasses
    21. What line from Shakespeare do high school moles have to memorize?… “To mole or not to mole, this is the question.”
    22. What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?… Oil of Molay
    23. Why is Avogadro in love with Cindy Crawford?… She’s his favorite super-mole-dle (and she has a mole).
    24. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas party?… The mole the merrier! (Top Christmas JokesChristmas Trivia)
    25. What is a mole’s favorite television show?… Molerose place
    26. What is Avogadro’s favorite day of the week?… Moleday
    27. How would you describe a stinky chemist? … Mole-odorous
    28. What kind of test do student moles like best?… Mole-tiple choice. (Top Teacher Jokes)
    29. What is Avogadro’s favorite kind of music?… Rock ‘N’ Mole
    30. What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Top Dog Jokes)
    31. What are mammoles?… Four-legged animoles!
    32. Why cant Avogadro have pets?… Because he will mole them.
    33. Why does the chemist like going to the zoo?… To see the animoles.
    34. What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?… Moletiplication (Top Math Jokes101 Pi Day Jokes)
    35. Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled
    36. What was Avogadro’s favorite Native American tribe?… The Molehawks
    37. Which tooth did Avogadro have pulled?… One of his molars.
    38. Who is the the mole’s favorite actor?… Mole Gibson
    39. Who is the mole’s favorite rapper?… Mole-ja Boy
    40. What is the mole’s favorite tv show?… Mole-eesha
    41. Why are moles bad at counting?… Because they only know one number. (Top Math Jokes101 Pi Day Jokes)
    42. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola.
    43. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Movie?… The Little Molemaid
    44. What is the mole’s favorite Britney Spears song?… Gimme Mole
    45. Why do moles love music from the 60′s?… Because of Moletown
    46. Why are moles always on the phone?… Because they love moleble devices.
    47. Why do moles love Tyra Banks?… Because she’s on America’s Next Top Moledel
    48. Why don’t moles like Rod Stewart?… Because he’s a wannabe Barry Manimole
    49. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.”
    50. Why are moles always eating?… Because they’re molenourished.
    51. What did Avogadro give his ex-wife every month?… Alimoley
    52. What did Avogadro have on his pancakes?… moleasses
    53. On which American mountain was Avogadro’s face carved in stone?… Mount Rushmole(Top 10 Presidents’ Day JokesTop Election Jokes)
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    55. Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia (Top Geography Jokes)
    56. What was Avogadro’s favorite board game?… Moleoply
    57. Who was Avogadro’s favorite singing group?… The Moleing Stones
    58. Who was Avogadro’s favorite composer?… Moles art
    59. How would you have described Avogadro’s room while he was a teenager?… a Molar Mess
    60. What did Avogadro put into the pockets of his tweed suit?… moleth balls
    61. Can you name two movies that Avogadro really liked?… Mole Miner’s Daughter and Moleby Dick
    62. What was Avogadro’s best day in golf?… when he got a mole-in-one! (Top Golf Jokes)
    63. How did Avogadro send a secret message with his walkie-talkie?… He used Molse Code
    64. Which Walt Disney characters was Avogadro fond of?… Mickey and Minnie Mole
    65. What is Avogadro teaching his astronomy class about?… the molar system (Top Astronomy Jokes)
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    68. Why did people say Avogadro was lazy?… They said he was slow as moleasses
    69. What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate
    70. What religion did Avogadro belong to?… Molslem
    71. What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted
    72. What was the mad bomber’s favorite drink?… Moletev cocktail
    73. Where did Mrs. Avogadro do her shopping?… In a shopping mole
    74. What are moles made of?… molecules
    75. Which team lost the World Series in 1982?… the Molewaukee Brewers (Top Baseball Jokes)
    76. What brand of cigarettes did Avogadro smoke?… DuMoleix
    77. What do you sue to flatten hot asphalt?… a steam moler
    78. How did Avogadro get through the desert?… on a camole
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    81. How much money did Avogadro make from being a chemist?… enough to make him into a moleionnaire
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    84. What happened to Avogadro when he had to drive over a bridge?… he had to pay at the molegate!
    85. What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole (Top Geography Jokes)
    86. What were Avogadro’s houses made of?… Moleskin
    87. Where does Avogadro plant his trees?… moles in the ground. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
    88. What was Avogadro’s best subject?… Mass
    89. What was Avogadro dressed as when he went to the masquerade ball?… an avacado
    90. What was the problem Avogadro had with his shoes?… He wore the moles out too quickly!
    91. At what time was Avogadro at his romantic best?… on mole-lit nights
    92. What scientist was a member of the pig family?… Neils Bohr
    93. What is Avogadro’s favorite character… Masswell Smart
    94. What was Avogadro full of?… Molar energy or 6 × 1023 particles
    95. What’s the mole’s favorite Disney Channel movie?… Mole-aweentown (Top Halloween Jokes)
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    97. Where did Avogadro go sailing?… Mole ucc Strait (Top Sailing Jokes)
    98. Why don’t moles like teenage actresses?… Because Lindsay Molehan gives them a bad reputation.
    99. What did Avogadro do when he lost his job?.. he joined the mole queue.
    100. How do moles finance their homes?… With a molergage!
    101. What are Avogadro’s favorite places?… Moldend, Massachusetts
    1. Mole Day Dictionary: Demoleition: The destruction which moles bring about in your yard.
    2. Mole Day Dictionary: Dismole: being gloomy on Mole Day
    3. Mole Day Dictionary: Imoleble: anything that does not have to do with a mole
    4. Mole Day Dictionary: Mol: the symbol for mole
    5. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole-mole: a mole double agent
    6. Mole Day Dictionary: Molearchy: government in which moles are in complete control; under this government Mole Day is celebrated three times a year and chemistry is the only scientific subject taught in school
    7. Mole Day Dictionary: Molebile: a mole which hangs from the ceiling; also a term describing anything which can move rapidly
    8. Mole Day Dictionary: inderground Molect: the obsessive collection of Mole Day stuff including T-shirts, lawn decorations, pins, and endless other things
    9. Mole Day Dictionary: Molectomy: the study of a mole’s insides
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    11. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleism: the continual reverence of moles
    12. Mole Day Dictionary: Molelaberate: working together on a project which includes moles
    13. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleodic: a word describing the Mole Day songs which are played over the loudspeaker
    14. Mole Day Dictionary: Moleskito: a tiny molelike creature with wings which drinks the blood of anyone who doesn’t remember when
    15. Mole Day Dictionary: Mole Day is Remoletly: obscurely having to do with a mole
    16. Mole Day Dictionary: Remolte control: a devise used by moles to watch all their favorite television shows, such as Bill Nye the Science Guy and the Discovery Channel, particularly used by lazy papa moles
    17. Mole Day Dictionary: Sophmole: anyone in the tenth grade who is taking Chemistry already
    18. Mole Day Dictionary: Thermole: an adjective describing a mole of a highly explosive substance

     

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    Do not expect to find a medical billing system that hasn’t made any mistakes. And, don’t be lied to. They all make mistakes. You will find this information from previous and current clients.

    A preferred medical billing service shows that they are experienced in handling mistakes and cases in your field of practice. Besides the revenue cycle, the billing service provider should have the capacity to handle the resultant legal implications.

    In conclusion, choosing a medical billing service is a tough call because it is the system that will run the entire billing process. The process involves insurance verification, entry of patients demographics, entry of charges, submission of claims, posting payments, follow ups, denial management and finally, reporting. The selected provider should perform all these services professionally.

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    A lot of times it’s hard for High School athletes to look at what other students freely put out in their social media, because High School Athletes have to be careful of what they send out there.  They know that a tweet can cost them a state award (yes it’s happened), jeopardize a potential college roster spot (yes, it happens all the time) or get the entire team in trouble.  So High School Athletes often look at their non-athlete friends’ social feeds with some envy.  They see racist, misogynistic, derogatory posts and tweets filling up some of those feeds with no apparent repercussions.  They watch Twitter feuds, Instagram battles, RTs of sexually explicit content and it just doesn’t seem to be a big deal for those friends.

    It is going to be a big deal; those friends just don’t know it yet.

    Each year the percentage of college admissions departments who check a potential student’s social media increases.  40% of college admissions officers who were part of a 2016 Kaplan survey say they check applicant’s social media. (They also say that they occasionally get tips about a prospective student’s social showing inappropriate behavior and look into that.)  Students who are looking for scholarship or grant money will get their social scrutinized in most instances.  If the college is highly competitive, double down on the student character checking via social.  That kid who is sitting next to you in Physics and has a disgusting Instagram feed may not be feeling the effects now, but they will.

    And employers have definitely embraced social media as a tool in job decisions.  Numbers vary depending on the study but somewhere around 60% of all employers in the US say they use social to screen candidates.  Half of those hiring managers also look at what other people are posting about the job seeker.  And, a majority reported that they are suspicious if they can’t find an online presence for a candidate, so wiping out social accounts will not help if they’re a mess.  Those racist or “BYOW” posts and tweets are going to catch up with students when they try to make a living.

    Interestingly, neither the college admissions departments nor employers are going to tell a person that they didn’t pass the first level screening because of their social media; they are just going to cross the person off of their “potential” list.  There’s no “do-over,” for social; they’re done with you and on to the next candidate.

    In the past few years landlords have also joined the social media screening movement. Want to rent an apartment?  Many landlords are going to check out your social media as well as your financial background.  They’re looking for character red flags, for a disrespect for other’s property, for mass social invitations to a party, for references to not paying obligations or disrespect for others.  Any of those characteristics may mean that the landlord’s property isn’t going to be well taken care of and they may not want you as a tenant.

    Given all of the potential future repercussions, High School athletes probably have a huge advantage.  They know that their social media has to follow certain rules. They’re not going to be surprised a year or two from now when they apply to college, seek a job, try to rent an apartment or apply for a car loan and are turned down without explanation.  They know that their social contributes to their future well-being.

    Not a bad skill to have.  Keep that in mind the next time you look at other students’ feeds.

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    I have been tutoring math for standardized tests such as the SAT, ACT and GRE for a long time now and those of you that know me are well aware that I place a heavy emphasis on learning test-specific strategies. One question I get very often is “Does studying math for one of these standardized tests help to improve your score on the others?” The answer to this question is that it depends on HOW you are studying for these tests.
    The newly revised SAT is a lot more like the ACT than its predecessor, but there are still many differences. If you are interested in seeing a summary of these differences, check out the following article: The Differences Between the ACT and the SAT
    The GRE is probably most similar to an older version of the SAT. Despite many differences among the three exams, there are many strategies and concepts that can be used to solve ACT, SAT and GRE math problems. Today I would like to give brief descriptions of some important ones that can be used on a wide range of ACT, SAT and GRE math problems. Note that I already have blog posts published on each of these strategies where you can find more detailed explanations and examples. I have included links to these more detailed articles below for your convenience. If you are preparing for one of these standardized tests, I strongly suggest that you spend at least a week reading each of these posts very carefully.
    1. Plugging in Answer Choices: In many math problems on standardized tests you can get the answer simply by trying each answer choice one by one until you find the one that works. I usually recommend starting with the middle answer choice because answers are most often given in increasing or decreasing order. There are a few exceptions to this rule of “starting in the middle” such as:
    a. the word least or greatest appears in the problem – in this case you should begin with the least or greatest answer choice.
    b. the middle answer choice is much more tedious to check than other answer choices – in this case you can try simpler ones first.
    c. you have a strong intuition that a specific answer choice will work – then by all means try that one (but do not use this if least or greatest appears in the problem).
    For more information on this strategy use this link: Plugging In Answer Choices
    2. Taking Guesses: This strategy is similar to the last one except this time you will be choosing your own guesses instead of using the ones in the answer choices (this can be especially useful for grid-ins on the SAT, but it sometimes also works well in multiple choice questions). Try to make the best guess you can, but don’t waste time thinking too hard. It’s okay to start with a completely random guess and then begin making more informed guesses until you zero in on the answer.
    For more information on this strategy use this link: Taking Guesses
    And for an additional more advanced example take a look here: Taking a Guess – A Harder Example
    3. Picking Numbers: This strategy involves replacing one or more unknowns in a problem by specific numbers. For example, by changing all the letters to numbers in a “hard to read” problem, the question usually begins to make a lot more sense. Just be careful and make sure that you understand all the guidelines.
    You can find these guidelines (as well as some examples) here: Picking Numbers
    This strategy works well with percent problems: Picking Numbers to Solve Percent Problems
    After learning these strategies some students begin to have trouble deciding which one to use on specific problems. If this sounds like you, then you should read the following article: When to Use the Most Common Math Strategies
    4. Changing Averages to Sums: The SAT, ACT and GRE all love to test students with problems involving averages. But most of the time they do not want you to compute the average. Instead they GIVE YOU the average and ask you to find something else. Knowing the following formula will go a long way in helping you solve these problems quickly and easily:

    Sum = Average · Number

    For more information on this formula and how to apply it, use this link: Changing Averages to Sums

    5. Calculator Algorithm for Finding Remainders: Too many students attempt to find a remainder by performing a simple division in their calculator. They then might do something random like take the first digit to the right of the decimal point for their answer. This does not give you a remainder, but there are some very simple algorithms that you can perform on your calculator that will give you a remainder.

    For details look here: Can We Solve Remainder Problems Without Using Long Division?

    And for some more advanced material on remainder problems check out part 2 and part 3 of the article just mentioned.

    Note that this last strategy is no longer very useful  for the SAT, but it is still very important for the ACT and GRE.

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    5. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?… A hot dog!
    6. I take my time while putting toppings on my hot dogs… I choose to relish every moment.
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    9. Heat Wave Jokes: During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog.
    10. Hot Dog Pun: “Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.”
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    12. Camping Jokes: What does a hot dog go camping in?… A Wiener-Bago!
    13. Marriage Jokes: Can a hamburger marry a hot dog?… Only if they have a very frank relationship!
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    18. I won my 2nd straight Nathans Hot Dog Eating Contest… I’m on a roll.
    19. Pizza Jokes: When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
    20. Baseball Jokes: What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October.
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    25. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
    26. Movie Jokes: Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
    27. 4th of July Jokes: Why did the hot dog go to the 4th of July party?… Because it heard it was buns of fun.
    28. Pink Moon Jokes: Where is the #1 place to eat dinner on the Pink Full Moon?… Pink’s Hot Dogs!
    29. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
    30. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
    31. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
    32. Doctor Jokes: What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
    33. Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with onions! `
    34. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
    35. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
    36. Teacher Jokes for July: Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role.
    37. I go to the store and buy ten hot dogs, nine burgers, three bags of chips, and six sodas. If I eat nine hot dogs, seven burgers, three bags of chips, and drink five sodas, what do I have?… No self control.
    38. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
    39. What do you call a basketball player who dribbles between his legs, throws no look and behind the back passes, and celebrates 3-point shots?… A hot dog.
    40. Full Moon Jokes: Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere!
    41. I won my 17th straight Halloween costume contest as a hot dog… I’m on a roll.  
    42. I went to the local hot dog guy and said, “Can I get a jumbo sausage?” He said, “Sure. It shouldn’t be long. Me: In that case, can I get two? 
    43. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?…You’re relishing the moment!
    44. What’s the opposite of a #hotdog?… A pupsicle.
    45. What do you call a claim that a guy could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Hard to swallow.
    46. Why did the #hotdog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor roll.
    47. What did the #Buddhist say to the #hotdog vendor?… “Make me one with everything.”
    48. What do you call a dog on the #beach in the #summer?… A hot dog!
    49. What did the #hotdog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener!
    50. Why did the disgruntled hot dog vendor quit his job?… He just didn’t #relish it.
    51. On the way home from #hunting, a hunter stops by the grocery store. Hunter: “Give me a couple of steaks,” Butcher: “We’re out of steaks but we have hotdogs & chicken.” Hunter yells: “#Hotdogs & #chicken? How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs & chickens?”
    52. I was eating a hotdog the other day and when I took a bite, #ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight.
    53. What #StarWars character sells #hotdogs?… Admiral Snackbar!
    54. What do you give a dog with a fever?… #Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
    55. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.
    56. What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?… “I’m a wiener!”
    57. Why do all hot dogs look alike?… Because they are “in-bread”
    58. On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. “Give me a couple of steaks,” he says. “We’re out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken,” says the butcher. “Hot dogs and chicken?!” yells the hunter. “How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?”
    59. Did you hear the story about a guy who could eat a footlong hot dog in two bites?… Sounds a little “hard to swallow” right?
    60. “You been to that German night club yet?” “Nah, it was too krauted.”
    61. He goes up to the librarian, : “Can I have an hot dog?” Librarian: “Sorry sir but this is a library.” Man: “Hh sorry!” Says quietly”: “Can I have an hot dog?”
    62. A man walks up to an Indian hot dog vendor Smirking to himself, he says, “Make me one with everything!” before handing over a twenty dollar bill. The vendor chuckles good-naturedly before doing exactly that, piling a hot dog high with various condiments before handing it over. The man accepts it, but hesitates. “Where’s my change?” The hot dog vendor smiles knowingly. “Change,” he says, “comes from within.”
    63. Frankly, I am happy this isn’t the last hot dog joke!
    64. What was the taxidermist doing at the hot dog stand?… Stuffing his face!
    65. How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it.
    66. What happens when you turn flying mammals into hot dogs?… Things go from bat to wurst.
    67. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all.
    68. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot dogs to my fancy pot-luck dinner party… But, I suppose it could have been wurst.
    69. I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place. It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?”
    70. Hot Dog Pun: Hot diggity dog, you look amazing!
    71. Hot Dog Pun: You’re the wurst for making me hungry.
    72. Hot Dog Pun:I never sausage a delicious meal!
    73. Hot Dog Pun: I mustard up the courage to eat another hot dog.
    74. Hot Dog Pun:Hot dogs are the bun and only food for me.
    75. Hot Dog Pun:Hot dogs are a real wiener in my book.
    76. Hot Dog Pun: relish the thought of eating a hot dog.
    77. Hot Dog Pun:Let’s be frankfurter, hot dogs are delicious.
    78. Hot Dog Pun: A BBQ without hot dogs is the wurst.
    79. Hot Dog Pun: Hot dogs are the wurst thing that ever happened to my diet.
    80. Hot Dog Pun: That hot dog stand is really on fire today.
    81. Why are German hotdogs the most controversial?… It’s because they make the best AND the wurst ones.
    82. It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it’s actually a sausage… That’s the wurst.
    83. Why do the hot dogs with ketchup spoil early?… Because the sauce ages.
    84. Why did the family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?… They took a turn for the wurst.
    85. Puns about sausages are the deli wurst!
    86. What do you call a saw that cuts hotdogs?… Sawsage.
    87. What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?… The WURST!
    88. What did the American hot dog say to the German hotdog?… You’re the wurst.
    89. “This hot dog is fantastic,” the customer said frankly.
    90. I just had a very serious discussion about hot dogs… It was a frank discussion.
    91. My girlfriend asked me if hot dogs were good for her diet. I replied, “They’re not the wurst”
    92. I stepped into my shower today only to find hot dogs coming out of the shower head. My plumber calls it a “meatier shower.”
    93. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs?… Frank Zappa.
    94. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?… “Make me one with everything.”
    95. Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
    96. Why did the vegetarian hot dog cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t chicken!
    97. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?… Because it was a chili dog!
    98. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
    99. Why do hot dog vendors have the WURST dress codes?
    100. One lady vendor got fired from her job because she put her hair in a bun.
    101. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
    102. A hotdog and a hamburger walk into a bar.. The bartender immediately tells them “I’m sorry but we don’t serve food here.”
    103. I saw a hot dog vendor today…She was good looking, but I don’t really want a dog.
    104. A guy claimed to have made a 20 pound hot dog. His butcher said “Ah, that’s bologna!”
    105. “Let me be frank, I love summertime.”
    106. “Let me be frank, I love hot dogs.”
    107. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.
    108. What do you call a candid hot dog?… A Frank-furter.
    109. “Dear, hot dogs. You’re so barbe-cute.”
    110. “Out of every hot dog in the world, I pickle you.”
    111. What do you say to a yummy weiner?… “What’s up, dog?”
    112. What do they serve for lunch at the comedian workshop?…Hot dog puns.
    113. How are you enjoying life while eating a hot dog?… You’re relishing every moment!
    114. Every oven in the greasy hot dog restaurant was broken, so the diners got a raw deal.
    115. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart…Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank.
    116. Some people hate hotdogs. I relish them.
    117. A good friend of mine, Frank, owns and operates a struggling Hot Dog business… He recently turned to social media to help boost sales though, and is determined to make every post a weiner.
    118. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere.
    119. Why did the daschund stay in the shade?… It did not want to be a hot dog.
    120. The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him.
    121. What’s the opposite of a hot dog?… A pupsicle.
    122. What do you call a cold dog?… A Chili Dog.
    123. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
    124. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
    125. What do you call a hot dog with a sweater?… A chili dog.
    126. When do franks tell insults… at a wienie roast.
    127. Customer: Waiter Waiter! There is a Fly on my hot dog! Waiter: Don’t worry sir, the spider in the bun will get him.
    128. The guy who recommended this hot dog stand to me had no reservations.
    129. How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog?… With relish.
    130. How did the hot dog ask the ketchup out?… He mustard up the courage.
    131. I was eating a hot dog the other day and when I took a bite ketchup squirted in my eye… Now I have heinzsight.
    132. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
    133. “Relish today and ketchup tomorrow.”
    134. Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?… Because most of them are in-bread.
    135. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
    136. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an two time Oscar Wiener.
    137. Why are celebrity hot dogs angry?… They are always getting roasted.
    138. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of candy and a hotdog.
    139. How was the at the Fourth of July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
    140. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?… Don’t be a brat!
    141. Did you hear Billy got an F on the big hot dog quiz?… He gave the… wurst… answers!
    142. Hot Dog Pun: “Let me be frank, I love #summertime.”
    143. Hot Dog Pun: “Stop showing off. We get it, you’re hot.”
    144. What does a #hotdog call his wife?… #Honey bun.
    145. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
    146. What’s the opposite of a #hotdog?… A pupsicle.
    147. What’s the difference between a @Yankees Stadium hot dog & a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a #Fenway Frank hot dog in #October.  
    148. I took a road trip with my German buddy. When I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst.
    149. What do you call a hot dog wizard?… A sau-sage.
    150. What do you call a cold dog?… A #Chili Dog.
    151. How was the at the Fourth of #July picnic?…The hot dogs were bad, but the brats were the wurst!
    152. What do get when you cross a #chili pepper, steam shovel, and a #Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
    153. A yam and a hot dog are having a heart-to-heart…Yam: Can I be candied with you? Hot dog: In that case, let me be frank!
    154. I was disappointed that my friend chose to bring hot #dogs to my fancy pot-luck #dinner party… But, I suppose he could have #bratwurst.
    155. What did the #Mama #HotDog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! 
    156. What did the mother frankfurter say to the naughty child wiener?… Don’t be a brat!
    157. My local movie theater was robbed of almost $10,000. The thieves got away with three boxes of #popcorn, two large sodas, three boxes of #candy and a hot dog.
    158. How does a #ghost eat a #hotdog?… By goblin it.
    159. They brought the hot dog in for questioning… He gave the… wurst… answers!
    160. When can a #pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
    161. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all.
    162. How did the #hotdog ask the #ketchup out?… He #mustard up the courage.
    163. I take my time while putting toppings on my hot dogs. I choose to #relish the moment. ay
    164. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup.
    165. What do you get when your dog jumps into the #fire pit?… A hot dog.
    166. I have an idea for a make-your-own hot dog place. It’s called “What’s the Wurst That Could Happen?
    167. A good friend of mine, Frank, owns & operates a struggling #HotDog business… He recently turned to #socialmedia to help boost sales! He is determined to make every post a weiner.
    168. Why was the man holding a bottle of #ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
    169. Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor roll.
    170. Why did the #family get lost on the way to the hot dog stand?… They took a turn for the wurst.
    171. Why did the lady put a sweater on her hot dog?… Because it was a chili dog!
    172. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
    173. I just had a very serious discussion about hot #dogs… It was a frank discussion.
    174. bought a pet #snake. He’s a very picky eater. Only eats burgers, #hotdogs, and Sloppy Joe’s. Apparently, my anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hon!
    175. What do you call someone who electrocutes hot dogs?… Frank Zappa.
    176. Why do the hot dogs with #ketchup spoil early?… Because the sauce ages.
    177. What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?… “I’m a wiener!”
    178. Hot dogs really should be renamed to hot #wolves… They always come in packs.
    179. Hey @dominos! When can a #pizza marry a #hotdog?… After a very frank relationship.
    180. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns! 
    181. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog. 
    182. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer. 
    183. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough. 
    184. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog. 
    185. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs. 
    186. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up! 
    187. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog. 
    188. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hot dogs?
    189. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… #June know how to tell a good hot dog knock-knock joke?
    190. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hot dog knock knock jokes?
    191. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hot dogs?
    192. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hot dog knock-knock joke?
    193. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hot dog knock knock jokes?