Canoe Jokes

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• Canoe Jokes:

1. Watermelon Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest watermelon is 350 pounds?
2. Watermelon Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good watermelon knock-knock joke? 
3. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon ice cream? (Canoe Jokes)
4. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make a watermelon sandwich? (Canoe Jokes)
5. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe a watermelon marry a cantaloupe? (Canoe Jokes)
6. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you grow a watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
7. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe plant a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
8. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed far? (Canoe Jokes)
9. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spit a watermelon seed? (Canoe Jokes)
10. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you bring watermelon to the picnic? (Canoe Jokes)
11. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you put some watermelon in my lunch? (Canoe Jokes)
12. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the party? (Canoe Jokes)
13. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you carry a watermelon to the car? (Canoe Jokes)
14. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you cut the watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
15. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me a piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
16. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe cut me another piece of watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
17. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe eat a whole watermelon? (Canoe Jokes)
18. nock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe there are 101 Watermelon Jokes? (Canoe Jokes)
19. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a watermelon cocktail? (Canoe Jokes)
20. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Mint Mojito?
21. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Martini?
22. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Vodka Watermelon Cocktail?
23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Paloma?
24. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe make me a Watermelon Limeade Cocktail?
25. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe marry a watermelon and a honeydew melon?
26. What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
27. Why was Cinderella such a bad canoer?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
28. Why is a canoe race the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.