- How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?… He tried to destroy the ring!
- What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
- What is a fighter’s favorite dog?… A boxer.
- What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser.
- What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
- Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
- What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
- Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?… Toes Go In First.
- How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
- What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?… Your EARresistable
- What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?… One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.
- What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
- When is a man like a dog?… When he’s a boxer.
- Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
- What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real.