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  1. Cyber Monday Jokes: Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on CyberMonday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping.
  2. How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?… He tried to destroy the ring! 
  3. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  4. What is a fighter’s favorite dog?…  A boxer.
  5. What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser.
  6. What is a UPS worker’s favorite sport?… Boxing! (Top Summer Camp Jokes)
  7. Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
  8. What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
  9. Why do boxers have “TGIF” written on their boxing shoes?… Toes Go In First.
  10. How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
  11. What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?… Your EARresistable
  12. What’s the difference between a boxer and a person with a cold?…  One knows his blows and the other blows his nose.
  13. What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
  14. When is a man like a dog?… When he’s a boxer.
  15. Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.
  16. What’s the difference between a hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real.