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- I don’t understand biathlon… I mean, how is it possible to have a rifle and yet finish at second place?
- The Biathalon… a very inclusive Winter Olympic event.
- The Biathalon… the unoffical Winter Olympic event of the LGBT.
- Biathalon Pun: I tried biathlon once, but I couldn’t handle the crossfire.
- Biathalon Pun: My biathlon coach told me to ski responsibly—I told him I’d take a shot at it.
- Biathalon Pun: Don’t trust biathletes with secrets—they always cross-country spill.
- Biathalon Pun:If you miss your shot in biathlon, just ski it off.
- Biathalon Pun: My dating life is like a biathlon—cold, long, and full of missed shots.
- Biathalon Pun: I asked my date if they liked biathlon. They said, “I’ll ski you later.”
- Biathalon Pun: Biathletes don’t need luck—they’ve got good aim and snow excuses.
- Biathalon Pun: I tried combining yoga and biathlon—now I’m just cold and confused.
- Biathalon Pun: Biathlon is like life: ski fast, shoot straight, and try not to fall.
- Biathalon Pun: Why did the skier bring a ladder? To reach new heights in biathlon.
- Biathalon Pun: It’s snow joke how seriously I take biathlon.
- Biathalon Pun: I have a flurry of emotions every time I watch biathlon.
- Biathalon Pun: Chill out—they’re just skiing and shooting!
- Biathalon Pun: The snowball’s in your court—join the biathlon!
- Biathalon Pun: Biathletes are cool under pressure—and colder everywhere else.
- Biathalon Pun: Ice to see you sliding into this sport.
- Biathalon Pun: I’m not snow sure I can hit that target.
- Biathalon Pun: Skiing with a rifle? That’s what I call chill fire.
- Biathalon Pun: No blizzard can stop a determined biathlete.
- Biathalon Pun: I wanted to quit biathlon, but I just couldn’t thaw my way out.