Basketball Jokes for Christmas

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1. Basketball Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best basketball jokes for Christmas. 
2. What did the Santa grant the basketball player for Christmas?… Three swishes!
3. High school students want Christmas wishes. High School basketball players want Christmas Swishes!
4. What did the Duke basketball player get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
5. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Arizona State basketball coach get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Sun Devil.
6. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball coach get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
7. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!”
8. Why was Rudolph the Reindeer ineligible for his college basketball team?… He went down in history (from an 82 to a 67).
9. What do the Karl Malone, Santa, TomBrady and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver.
10. Basketball Jokes for Christmas: What is a basketball coach’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” 
11. What is a basketball fan’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” 
12. Christmas Jokes: What is Santa’s favorite basketball play?… the give and “GO GO GO!”
13. Reindeer Jokes: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks.
14. Reindeer Jokes: What’s a reindeer’s favorite basketball team?… The Orlando Magic. 
15. 2024 NBA Finals: What is Derrick White’s favorite Christmas song?… All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. 
16. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin.
17. Why was the floor of the basketball court wet?… Because the players dribbled all over it!
18. What do you call an open, uncontested shot at Christmas?… A Christmas “bunny!”
19. How did Scrooge win the basketball game?… The ghost of Christmas passed!
20. What do you get if you cross Santa with an elf who loves basketball?… A “Who-la-hoop!”
21. What is Santa’s elves favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks.
22. Reindeer Jokes: What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. 
23. Astronomy Jokes: If a basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe! 
24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good basketball joke for Christmas?
25. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
26. If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!
27. What is Santa’s favorite basketball team?… The New York Old St. Nicks.
28. What do basketball players hang by the chimney?… Their stockings, hoping for a new pair of air Jordans!
29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good college basketball joke for Christmas?
30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good high school basketball joke for Christmas?
31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good youth basketball joke for Christmas?
32. What do you call a pig who plays basketball at Christmas?… A ball hog!
33. Why are Christmas elves so good at basketball?… They have great jump shots and always make their presents (presence) felt on the court!
34. What do you say to a basketball player around the holidays?… “Have a ‘tree’-mendous Christmas and a happy new ‘steer’ (year)!”
35. Why don’t basketball players like leaving home for Christmas vacation?… They hate traveling so much.
36. Why did the basketball player get coal in his stocking?… Because he kept shooting the ball!
37. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Arizona State basketball player get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Sun Devil.
38. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Arizona State basketball fan get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Sun Devil.
39. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Arizona State basketball mascot get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Sun Devil.
40. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball fan get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
41. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball mascot get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
42. College Basketball Jokes: What did the Duke basketball player get for Christmas?… Coal. He is a Blue Devil.
43. Basketball Jokes for December: What month should you call on when you need a stop on defense?… “D” ecember.
44. Basketball Jokes for Christmas: If a high school basketball player gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get…  Missile Toe!
45. Why can’t college basketball players go on Christmas vacation?… They aren’t allowed to travel.
46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good high school basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
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48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good youth basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
49. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good NBA basketball joke for Christmas knock-knock joke?
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