Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best Amazon Prime Day jokes!
Music Jokes: What song by U2 is the unofficial is the unofficial song of Amazon Prime Day?… One.
What numbers absolutely love “Amazon Prime Day?”… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, & 97 to name a few!
Who are the 1st five numbers to make a purchase on “Prime” Day?… 2, 3, 5, 7, 11.
Is it just me or is July 8th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
What’s the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?… The Amazon River actually has sails.
My daughter asked me if she could have the Amazon Prime App for our Apple TV for Christmas. I said “Sorry Sweetheart. I’ll get you a Unicorn instead.”
How do Australians order monkeys?… Amazon Prime, mate.
Why do Amazon Prime drivers make terrible comedians?… Because their delivery takes two days.
Is it just me or is July 9th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
What is Megatron least favorite streaming service?… Amazon PRIME.
I’m binging a TV show for free on Amazon, but it won’t let me watch certain episodes. Specifically episode number 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, and 97.
Knock knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe you list all the prime numbers from 0 to 100?
Is it just me or is July 10th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
I’m unhappy with prime day Amazon Prime day is on the 21st. I personally would not participate on Prime day unless it were on the 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, 13th, 17th, 19th, 23rd, 29th, or 31st
Is it just me or is July 16th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
If California splits into 3 states, we just need to make Puerto Rico a state. We’d have a prime number of states and finally be “one nation, indivisible.”
‘2’ managed to be prime… Against all the odds.
When do cheeseburgers most enjoy watching #TV?… During PRIME time!
Who should be the official spokesperson for ?… Deion Sanders AKA “#PrimeTime!”
What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?… Amazon Prime.
Who should be the official spokesperson for ?… Deion Sanders AKA “Coach Prime Time!”
“Did you know that two is the first odd prime?”… “But two is even.”… “That’s what’s so odd about it.”
Netflix and Amazon Prime are no longer available in Afghanistan…. Because of the telly ban.
4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed… 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects.
What is a NCTM #math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales in the summer?… Amazon Prime Day!
What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day!
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number… I wonder what she’s up to now.
What #SesameStreet character loves Prime Day?.. The Count.
Should you say “All prime numbers are odd except one”, or “All prime numbers are odd except two ?”
What’s the name of Optimus Prime’s brother who lives in South American jungle?… Amazon Prime.
What is a math teacher’s favorite day to shop for sales?… Prime Day!
What do you call a group of monkeys who share an Amazon account?… Prime Mates. When is the best time to find a Prime Day deal?… During a commercial break from your favorite prime time show!
What do you call Optimus Prime if he gets a tick?… Optimis-tick
You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada… It’s Trudeau.
You wouldn’t think that the Canadian prime minister’s wife could get the coronavirus… It’s Trudeau.
There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Canadian prime minister… lately… Some of it is Trudeau.
Why do British hate the Prime numbers?… Because they can’t be divided.
I’ve heard the Canadian Prime-Minister has a French last name… Is this Trudeau?
What do you call a Prime Minister who spies on all your activities?… Justin Truding.
What does Optmius Prime’s giggling sound like?… Like a vehicular man’s laughter.
Where does a transformer get his glasses from?… Optometrist Prime
You may not believe me when I say that Trump isn’t the Prime Minister of Canada… It’s Trudeau.
You wouldn’t think that the Canadian prime minister’s wife could get the #coronavirus… It’s Trudeau.
There has been a lot of fake news going on about the Canadian prime minister… lately Some of it is Trudeau.
Growing up in the 80s, the Live Aid Concert (USA Today Article) was perhaps one of the biggest events of the decade. It was 1985 and musical performers form across the world gathered at major venues across the world. U2 gave an amazing performance of their song Bad, which tells a tale of drug addiction.
Before continuing on, please take time and watch the amazing performance and then we will try and make a few important connections between this performance and successful teaching in the classroom.
This BBC Article can be a great resource to share with students.
Bring Energy: It’s very hard to be enthusiastic and energetic every day however, energy in the classroom can create a certain level of excitement and raise the performance and participation of students. Bono exudes energy in this amazing performance. He is full or energy and the crowd reciprocates. Tnhe crowd moves, dances, claps, waves flags. The crowd becomes part of the performance.
Be Prepared: U2 was in the early stages of its career, but they had rehearsed and performed for YEARS! They improved skills and worked together to be able to shine on the Wembley Stadium stage for the entire world to see.. And they certainly put a great deal of thought into the set list and the songs they would include from other artists. The U2 Live Aid performance did not just happened, it was years in the making.
Audience Participation: Involving students, actively in lessons is critical. Ttopping the class having them stand up and hop on 1 foot to get the blood flowing is creative. Asking them to draw a picture or presenting writing prompts mid lesson. Timed activities. All allow students to participate. Know your students and do all you can to have them fully engaged.
Playing Well With Others: U2 is a band that stands the test of time. They have adapted over the years. Their stages are trend setting and their music pushes the limit limits of creativity. Many classrooms have power professionals and co-teachers. Middle schools often have teams. High schools have departments. Work with these individuals to create the last best lessons and lean on each other’s expertise.
Use Visuals and Props: Irish and white flags were always part of U2 shows during the 80s. You can see them in the crowd. One signature moment of the performance was when Bono receives a flag that has been passed on by the fans.
Do Not Take the Summer Off (Mentally or Physicially): Just like an athlete works on developing skills for a sport, high school students should spend time strengthening the mind. Read. Write. Do math problems. Complete Summer Work WELL! Keep the brain thinking.
Know the 1st Day: Be sure to know the date of the 1st day of the school and the 1st day of the season. They usually will be different. It is important to plan for these very important days.
Be in GREAT Shape: Serious high school athletes need to be in great shape. It is critical to individual and team success. Make conditioning a big priority.
Be To School On Time: Such a simple task, but often very difficult. It is so important to simply show up and to show up on time. Be early!
Sleep: Make sleep a priority. As a high school student-athlete doctors recommend between 8 – 10 hours per night. One study says 7 out of 10 students do not get the required amount of sleep. Proper sleep should be a main focus. It will have positive results in the classroom and on the field or court.
Set Realistic Goals:Write down goals for school and sports. Be specific and be realistic. How many workouts will you complete a week? How many minutes will you read each night? How many days will you lift?
Develop a Routine: There are only so many minutes in a day. Set a regular schedule for homework, workout, AAU , fall sports, band, etc. When you plan your plan, keep in mind what your goals are and work hard to achieve them.
Be To Class On Time: Much like getting to school on, being in your seat BEFORE the bell lets your teacher know you value the class and are ready to learn and participate. If you stroll in after the bell, you are sending a message that you do not value the teacher or the class.
Work During Class Time: This may seem simple, but so many people DO NOT WORK in class. If you are not a huge fan of homework, do all you can in class.
Do Not Take Timeouts: Many coaches use timeouts to refocus a team. There may be times during the school day when this may be necessary for you to take a walk or a bathroom, but do not make a habit of leaving class simply to wander the halls.
Smile and Say Hello in the Hall: Be friendly to staff and students.
Do Homework: Average Time for Homework: College vs. High School Completing homework well is often the biggest divider between average students and honor roll students. It is all about effort. Give a good, solid effort and most teachers will reward that effort.
Talk to Your Coach: Before your season starts, sit down and talk with the coach. Ask for feedback on what you can do to prepare for the season and also share your ideas on how you can improve and be best prepared for the role on the team.
Educators understand the pressures of teaching. They also know exactly what this feels like to start summer vacation. Waking up in the morning has a different feeling.
The world is very different today. Today, is the first day of summer. And….
Today, there is no Pledge of Allegiance.
Today, there is no attendance.
Today, there are no discipline issues or detentions.
Today (with a few exceptions such as disappointed parents with final grades), there are no parent emails.
Today, there is no lesson planning.
Today, there is no correcting.
Today, there is no working through lunch.
Today, there is no putting up the chairs.
Today, there is no make up work.
Today, there are no teacher evaluations.
Today, there is no alarm clock.
Today, there is no bell schedule and you can determine how you want to spend your day.
Today, you can go to the bathroom whenever you want… for as long as you want.
Today, is desperately needed after a long, long school year.
Teachers have many skills that required to survive a school year. These skills also can help a teacher get the most out of summer.
Planning: Teachers plan lessons, lesson units, field trips, a syllabus, course expectations and so much more. Being able to plan out a summer vacation is also very important. Many teachers take family vacations. A family vacation will involve some planning during the school year. Some things consider when planning a family trip are location, who will be attending, cost, and amount of time.
In addition to planning family vacations, it is important to plan activities for children. Summer enrichment camps, sports camps, summer tournaments, drama productions, piano lessons, and karate all need to be factored in. Only a parent knows what goes into planning in summer for children.
Personal activities: Summer is a special time for teachers. They truly need time to recharge and refresh. One of the best ways to do this is to participate in activities that bring enjoyment. Sometimes it might mean trying a new activity.
Planning classes, one of the financial realities for teachers is you often get paid more money to do the same job if you have taken more classes. Look at your teaching contract and see how many classes you will need to take until the next pay increase. Any times a school offers an increase in salary with 15 additional classes. The biggest jump is when a teacher receives a masters degree. Speak with other teachers for the most cost efficient in time efficient way to accumulate credits. Paragraph plan your budget teachers know that first paycheck in the fall cannot come too soon. Many teacher unions fight over when this paycheck will be delivered to the teachers.
Ghost Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA!
What is the best sport to play on July 4th?… Flag football.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead.
What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were #revolting!
What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football.
What do the moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution.
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up!
“Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July.
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth Be With You!
There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
Teacher: “200+ yrs ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Rev. War.” #student “They must have been pretty strong, 4 men defeating a whole army!”
Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76.
A nursery school teacher told her class about the 4th of July. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
Do other countries also have the 4th of July?… Sure! It’s the next day after the 3rd of July and before the 5th.
Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away!
How did the unexpected guest greet his grilling host at the July 4th barbeque?… “Fancy meat-ing you here.”
What is George Washington’s favorite football #team?… The New England Patriots.
Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in #colonies
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British.
I was afraid I might fail my #fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors.
What was the Patriots favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in #China.
I’m good at fireworks displays. I’ve got a flare for it.
Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best July 4th jokes.
How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings.
July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers.
America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the Boston Harbor!
What dance was very popular in 1776?…Indepen-dance!
Fireworks Jokes: Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July.
Since 1776… America has been sipping on liber-tea.
Why shouldn’t there be knock-knock jokes on the 4th of July?… Because freedom rings.
Music Jokes: What band is on every 4th of July playlist?… America.
What treat do dads like on the 4th of July?… POPsicles.
What’s the best rated flag?… The US, it has fifty stars!
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nota… Nota who?… Not America because freedom rings!
Ghost Jokes: On July 4th, what did the ghost say?… Red, white, and boo!
What beverage do you drink on the 4th of July?… Liber – TEA!
What is the best sport to play on July 4th?… Flag football.
Every 4th of July, America sends Britain a locket with a little tiny picture of the United States in it. They want to remind the crown that America is still in da pendant.
Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead.
What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were #revolting!
What is the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?… Flag football.
What do the #moon and the Founding Fathers have in common?… Both have been through revolution.
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up!
“Don’t light those fireworks!” Dad exploded on the 4th of July.
What do you get when you cross Captain America with the Hulk?… The Star-Spangled Banner.
What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence Day?… May the Fourth Be With You!
There was one little boy in the teacher’s class who really struggled to learn. One day the teacher asked him who signed the Declaration of Independence, and of course he didn’t know. The teacher asked him every day for a week but still he couldn’t give the right answer. Finally, in desperation, she called the boy’s father to come and see her. She said to him, “Your boy won’t tell me who signed the Declaration of Independence.” The father said to his son, “Come here, boy, and sit down.” The boy duly did as he was told and then his dad said to him, “Now if you signed that stupid thing, just admit it so we can get out of here.”
Teacher: “200+ yrs ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Rev. War.” #student “They must have been pretty strong, 4 men defeating a whole army!”
Why was King George III scared?… Because he was haunted by the spirit of ’76.
A nursery school teacher told her class about the 4th of July. “We live in a great country. We should be happy that we are all free.” At this, a little boy marched up to her from the back of the class, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, “I’m not free. I’m four.”
Do other countries also have the 4th of July?… Sure! It’s the next day after the 3rd of July and before the 5th.
Since it’s the Fourth of July… let’s indepen-dance the night away!
How did the unexpected guest greet his grilling host at the July 4th barbeque?… “Fancy meat-ing you here.”
What is George Washington’s favorite football #team?… The New England Patriots.
Why were the first Americans like ants?… They lived in #colonies
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British.
I was afraid I might fail my #fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors.
What was the Patriots favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
Independence Day is the day that Americans proudly wave their American flags that were made in #China.
I’m good at #fireworks displays. I’ve got a flare for it.