101 Cyber Monday Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cyber Monday jokes.
  2. Last year I bought an instructional boxing DVD on CyberMonday… This year I’m going Black Friday shopping.
  3. Cyber Monday: The one time of the year people look forward to Monday mornings.
  4. How do you know that Cyber Mondays are really successful nowadays?… Amazon is a Prime example.
  5. Cyber Monday – finally a reason to legitimately feel appear focused at work.
  6. Cyber Monday: The day people spend money they don’t have on things they don’t need.
  7. Amazing Cyber Monday deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
  8. All this spending on Cyber Monday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!
  9. Cyber Monday Pun: My heart’s buffering from these deals!
  10. Cyber Monday Pun: Add to cart? More like add to heart.
  11. Cyber Monday… my WiFi’s busiest workout.
  12. Cyber Monday Pun: Time to CTRL + ALT + Spend!
  13. Cyber Monday Pun:Caught in a clickstorm of savings.
  14. Cyber Monday Pun: The only traffic I like is web traffic.
  15. Cyber Monday Pun: I’ve got 99 tabs open and I’m still shopping.
  16. Cyber Monday Pun: Downloading discounts all day.
  17. Cyber Monday Pun: I came. I saw. I clicked.
  18. Cyber Monday: where my wallet and bandwidth suffer equally.
  19. Just after Thanksgiving, the judge was in a happy mood. He asked the defendant, ’‘What are you charged with?’ The prisoner replied, ‘Doing my Christmas shopping too early. ‘That’s no crime’, said the judge. ‘Just how early were you doing this shopping?’ ‘Before the shop opened’, answered the prisoner.
  20. Cyber Monday = Broke Saturday.
  21. I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Cyber Monday deals too… 50% off.
  22. I’ve saved an absolute fortune this Cyber Monday… I stayed in.
  23. A small business owner was upset when a brand new corporate chain much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read “BEST BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!” He was horrified when another competitor opened up on the other side of him and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading “LOWEST BLACK FRIDAY PRICES!” The small business owner panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop. It read “MAIN ENTRANCE.”
  24. went to a #ireworks store yesterday looking for a Cyber Monday deal… I was blown away.
  25. Cyber Monday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
  26. What song by the Who is the unofficial song of Cyber Monday… Bargain.
  27. Cyber Monday is a scam. You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year.
  28. I just bought two kayaks for the price of one on Cyber Monday… Canoe believe it?
  30. Cyber Monday: Men go #shopping to buy what they want… Women go shopping to find out what they want.
  31. What do you call an amazing Cyber Monday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal.
  32. It’s only a matter of time before the security camera at Walmart on Cyber Monday becomes a hit TV reality show.
  33. So you can make it early to Cyber Monday but can’t make it to church on Sunday?
  34. Did you hear about the huge Cyber Monday sale they just had on canoes?… It was quite the oar deal.
  35. What did Shakespeare say when Cyber Monday was over? “Now is the winter of our discount.”
  36. How can you tell which one of your friends got a good Cyber Monday deal?… Don’t worry they’ll let you know.
  37. I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Cyber Monday. It’s going to be grand.
  38. Cyber Monday: The day I can finally jump on the #Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on #Halloween.
  39. I’ve got the deal already worked out – this Cyber Monday. I’m getting a new #Lexus for my wife. I think she’s going to be really surprised – but from my perspective, it’s an awesome trade.
  40. When is the best time to buy clothing?… Mardi Gras… All shirts are half off.
  41. A dog goes into a #camping store & buys a #tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
  42. What did the fridge say when it was asked on Cyber Monday, “Is everything alright over here?” “No, it’s the day after the Thanksgiving, everything is all leftover here!”
  43. Minions do most of their shopping on Gru-pon on Cyber Monday.
  44. What do you get if you cross a mole with a retail destination?… A shopping mole.
  45. When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… On Cyber Monday, when it’s on sail.
  46. I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall several times and then ordering online.
  47. Why does Humpty Dumpty not participate in Cyber Monday?… He’s broke.
  48. What do you call a canoe that’s 50% off on Cyber Monday?… A #sale boat.
  49. On Cyber Monday, where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall.
  50. So Cyber Monday at the Geology Museum was great! There were so many great shales! It really rocked.
  51. I ought a new Dyson vacuum on Black Friday on Cyber Monday… It sucks!
  52. I was too lazy to go out shopping today, so to make it feel like Cyber Monday I punched a few family members while online shopping.
  53. Who profits the most on Cyber Monday?… The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day. 
  54. What was the #horse looking for on Cyber Monday?… A Macintosh. 
  55. Amazing Cyber Monday deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cyber Monday?
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cyber Monday knock-knock joke?
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cyber Monday
  59. knock knock jokes?
  60. On Cyber Monday, where did George Washington buy his hatchet?… At the chopping mall. 
  61. I handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving Cyber Monday deals too… 50% off.
  62. These deals are rebooting my happiness.
  63. Current mood: plug in and spend out.
  64. I’m USBsolutely in love with these savings.
  65. Streaming savings like a pro.
  66. These discounts are pixel perfect.
  67. Shopping so good it needs a firewall.
  68. Password for today: SAVEBIG.
  69. Buffering… just kidding, I’ve already checked out.
  70. Tech it or leave it!
  71. Cyber Monday: Keyboard warriors unite!
  72. Cyber Monday: click first, think later.
  73. Deals so good, I might need extra RAM.
  74. I code, therefore I shop.
  75. Ctrl + Save = Cyber Monday goals.
  76. Low prices detected—deploying credit card.
  77. I put the “buy” in “byte.”
  78. Just here to Ctrl + Alt + Delete my savings.
  79. If online deals were a sport, I’d be an Olympian.
  80. Cyber Monday is my cardio.
  81. Cyber Monday Captions Click it like it’s hot!
  82. Refreshing my deals… and my wardrobe.
  83. Logging in for happiness.
  84. May your WiFi be strong and your deals be stronger.
  85. Shop from bed? Yes, please!
  86. Cyber Monday is my cheat day—for my budget.
  87. Serving looks, not lines.
  88. I’m all about that cyber life.
  89. Discounts, downloaded.
  90. Adding joy to my cart, one click at a time.
  91. This mouse has gone rogue!
  92. Screen shopping is the best therapy.
  93. Shopping in my pajamas… priceless.
  94. Carting like a boss.
  95. Online deals, offline happiness.
  96. My only exercise today: finger cardio.
  97. Zero lines, infinite savings.
  98. Cyber Monday is lit…erally on my screen.
  99. Saving money without leaving the house?… Sign me up.
  100. The only queue I like is virtual.
  101. Lettuce save today!
  102. I donut care—I’m clicking it all.
  103. Nacho average shopping day!
  104. Fries before buy-guys.
  105. Cyber Monday is my jam… on toast… in bed.
  106. Clicking and snacking—multitasking level unlocked.
  107. Getting a pizza these deals.
  108. It’s all gravy on Cyber Monday.
  109. This deal is soup-er!
  110. Binge shopping: served with extra fries.
  111. No crowds, no cold, just cozy and clicking.
  112. Blankets, coffee, and Cyber Monday bliss.
  113. Who needs outside when you’ve got inside deals?
  114. Keeping it cozy, keeping it cart-y.
  115. Shopping spree, fuzzy socks required.
  116. Savings in slippers just hits different.
  117. My heating bill is high but my savings are higher.
  118. Staying warm while I save big.
  119. Pajamas and price drops: match made in heaven.
  120. Cyber cozy mode: activated.
  121. Credit card’s crying but my heart is happy.
  122. Broke? Maybe. Fabulous? Definitely.
  123. I didn’t need it… until I saw 60% off.
  124. Shopping guilt loading… error 404.
  125. I shopped, therefore I’m broke.
  126. My wallet is down for maintenance.
  127. Cyber Monday: where I pretend to be thrifty.
  128. Help, I’ve fallen into a shopping cart.
  129. My favorite download?… Discount receipts.
  130. The only bugs I want are in my cart.
  131. You shall not pass… up these deals!
  132. Live, laugh, refresh.
  133. Luke, I am your bargain hunter.
  134. I like big carts and I cannot lie. S
  135. traight outta checkout.
  136. Keep calm and keep clicking.
  137. On Wednesdays we shop online… and Cyber Monday too.
  138. This is the way… to discounts.
  139. I volunteer as online tribute!
  140. To infinity… and beyond retail prices. C
  141. Deal-icious finds.
  142. Cyber spellbound.
  143. Mouse-click magic.
  144. Log in, cash out.
  145. WiFi and Buy-Fi!
  146. Net-worth increases, bank-balance decreases.
  147. Cart-tastic adventure.
  148. Byte-sized deals, big-sized happiness.
  149. New device? Nah. New shoes? Absolutely.
  150. Shopping spree loading… 100% complete.
  151. Deals so good, you’ll want to Ctrl + S this list.