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Funny Jokes for Each MonthJokes for Kids A – ZSports Jokes A-Z

Holiday Jokes for Kids

Clean Prom Jokes
May 1st: International Workers Day Jokes

  1. Did you hear the joke about International Workers’ Day?… It doesn’t work for me!
  2. I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes)
  3. I studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have enough patients for the job. (Doctor Jokes)
  4. I was a masseur for a while, but I rubbed people the wrong way.
  5. I thought about being a historian, but I couldn’t see a future in it. (US History Jokes)

May 4th: Star Wars Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.
  2. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers! & Top Pirate Jokes)
  4. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?… With Ewokie Talkies
  5. Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Black Friday Jokes)

May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes

  1. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  2. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  3. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
  4. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
  5. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  6. What is Thor’s favorite food?… Thor-tillas (Super Hero Jokes)

Mothers’ Day Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.” (Tree Jokes)
  2. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep!
  3. Mom, what is it like to have the best child in the world?… I don’t know, go ask your grandparents. (Grandparent Jokes)
  4. Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name? … Larry. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  5. A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’ (Police Jokes for Kids)

Memorial Day Jokes for Kids

  1. Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
  2. What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
  3. Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “ Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
  4. A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
  5. Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
  6. Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student:“Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)