Boxing Jokes: Boxing Jokes for Kids

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Boxing Jokes

What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
What is a fighter’s favorite dog?… A boxer. (Top Dog Jokes)
What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.
What do they call a boxer who gets beat up in a fight?… A sore loser.
Does a match box?… No, but a tin can!
When is a man like a dog?… When he’s a boxer.
Did you see the award winning boxing cartoon for kids?…The Rocky Balboa & Raging Bullwinkle Show.

Boxing One-Liners

He’s an ambidextrous fighter. He can get knocked out with either hand.
He was a crossword puzzle boxer. He entered the ring vertical and left horizontal.
The boxer had written on his tombstone: “You can stop counting. I’m not getting up.”
His trainer told him to stay down till eight. He looked up from the canvas and said, “What time is it now?”
He only learned to count up to ten. He thought that after ten came, “You’re out!”
“Just think of it,” said the boastful boxer to the manager. “Tonight I’ll be fighting on TV before millions of people.” “Yes,” replied the manager, “and they’ll all know the results of the fight at least ten seconds before you do.”

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