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101 Sports Jokes

Jokes for ALL Months & #1 Holiday Jokes
The following pages are the top 10 most viewed sports jokes pages number of pages views for 2017.
Top 10 Sports Jokes Pages

  1. “Basketball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #3 What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  2. Gymnastics Jokes: How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second.
  3. Top Softball Jokes (#1 Google Search): What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  4. Lacrosse Jokes: What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  5. Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!

Alphabetically Listing

“Archery Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #4 What did the young maiden say to the handsome archer?… “You make me quiver.”
“ Badminton Jokes“: Page #2, Listing #4 Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
“Baseball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
“Basketball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #3 What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
“Beach Volleyball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #1 Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
“Bowling Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #2 Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
“Top Boxing Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #1 What is a boxers favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
“Canoe Jokes“: Page #2, Listing #3 What would you get if you crossed a canoer and the Invisible Man?… Canoeing like no one has ever seen.
“Cycling Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #9 Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
“Diving Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #8 Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
“Equestrian Jokes“: Page #2, Listing #4 What did one horse say to the other horse?… The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.
“Top Fencing Jokes “: Page #2, Listing #3 Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
“Field Hockey Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #1 Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
“ Golf Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
“ Kayak Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were getting cold so they decided to light a fire in their boat. It promptly sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
“ Lacrosse Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5

  1. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!

“ Soccer Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
“ Softball Jokes: Top 97 Softball Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
“Top Swimming Jokes“: Page #1, Listing #5 Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
Other Jokes:

  1. USA Diving: Why did the teacher dive into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  2. USA Equestrian
  3. USA Fencing: Top Fencing Jokes: Fencing jokes?… What’s the point?
  4. USA Field Hockey: Top Field Hockey Jokes: Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  5. USA Golf: Top Golf Jokes: Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf course?… He screamed with every swing.
  6. USA Gymnastics:
  7. USA Handball: Top Handball Jokes:
  8. USA Judo: Top Judo Jokes:
  9. USA Karate: Top Karate Jokes
  10. USA Kayak: Top Kayak Jokes
  11. Top Marathon Jokes: Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
  12. USA Modern Pentathlon:
  13. USA Racquetball: Top Racquetball Jokes:
  14. USA Roller Sports:
  15. USA Rowing:
  16. USA Rugby (7s):
  17. USA sailing:
  18. USA shooting
  19. USA Soccer: Top Soccer Jokes: Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  20. Top Swimming Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water!
  21. ASA / USA Softball (Top Softball Jokes): @ASAUSASoftball (86.1K followers)
  22. US Squash:
  23. USA synchronized Swimming: Top Swimming Jokes: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  24. USA Table Tennis:
  25. USA Taekwondo:
  26. USA Tennis: Top Tennis Jokes: Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player?… To them, “Love” means nothing.
  27. US Track and Field:
  28. USA Triathlon: Top Triathlon Jokes:
  29. USA Volleyball: Top Volleyball Jokes: Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?… For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
  30. USA Water Polo:
  31. USA Water Ski:
  32. USA Weightlifting:
  33. USA Wrestling: