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Google Search “Top 10 Penguin Jokes”

  1. April Knock Knock Jokes: Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best penguin jokes.
  2. World Geography Jokes: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica!
  3. What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  4. What do penguins eat for lunch?… Ice-burgers!
  5. Movie Jokes: Where do penguins go to the movies?… At the dive-in!
  6. What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?… Iceberg lettuce!
  7. Pancake Jokes: How does a penguin make pancakes?… With its flippers!
  8. What do you call a penguin in the desert?… Lost!
  9. Why are penguins good race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position!
  10. Swimming Jokes: Where do penguins go swimming?… At the South Pool!