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Google Search “Top 10 Grilled Cheese Sandwich Jokes”

  1. There’s that man in Utah that makes the grilled cheese sandwich all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy.
  2. What type of cheese do basketball players use to make a grilled cheese sandwich?… Swiss!!!
  3. If grilled cheese sandwich could talk what would it say?… Probably lots of cheesy things.
  4. Why is a southwest grilledcheesesandwich such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy.
  5. What’s a grillcheesesandwich maker’s favorite song?… Slice, Slice Baby!
  6. What did the cheese said to the bread?… “Slice to meat you!”
  7. What did the bread say to the cheese?… It’s grate to meet you!
  8. How do you make a sad grilled cheese sandwich?… Use blue cheese.
  9. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  10. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Give him a grilled cheese sandwich!
  11. What do you call a grill cheese sandwich that isn’t yours?… Nacho Grilled Cheese Sandwich!