UNC Basketball Jokes

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The World’s Best Basketball Jokes: Duke students have trouble spelling “Krzyzewski.” UNC students have trouble spelling “Smith.”
When the UNC Tar Heels have an early exit from March Madness, the fans on Chapel Hill are Carolina Blue.
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
What college basketball Hall of Fame coach would be a great school administrator…. Dean Smith.
Tuesday March 24, 2026 Hubert Davis is fired as the UNC Basketball coach… Davis was Carolina Blue upon hearing the news.
College Jokes: What college basketball Hall of Fame coach would be a great college administrator…. Dean Smith.
Roy Williams and Coach K were in their cars going in opposite directions, when they met at a narrow bridge and hit each other head on. Coach K got out of his car, checked himself and said, “It’s a miracle! I’m not hurt at all!” Roy gets out, checks himself and says, “It’s a miracle! Not even a scratch! I think we should celebrate.” He went to the truck and pulled out a bottle of aged whiskey. Coach K grabs it, turns it up and drinks half the bottle. He hands it to Roy, who puts the top back on it and throws it over the side of the bridge. Coach K asked him, “Why didn’t you drink any?” Roy looked at him and said, “I think I’ll just wait for the cops.”