Arizona Basketball Jokes

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1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe believe how loud the U OF A chants were?
2. Duke Basketball Jokes: Sweet Sixteen Duke Mascot Headband vs. Arizona “U of Average”
3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell how many times Arizona has reached the Final Four?… 5.
4. 2026 March Madness Jokes: What was the most requested song in 2026 leading up to the West Regional in Arizona, Arkansas, Purdue, Texas?… “Do You Know the Way to San Jose” by Dionne Warwick (1968).
5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the last time Arizona reached the Final Four?… 2001.
6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you me the last time Arizona won the National Championship?… 1997.
7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me how many times Arizona has won the National Championship?… 1.
8. Why doesn’t the University of Arizona have ice on the sidelines?… The guy with the recipe graduated.