Michigan State Basketball Jokes

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Final Four Basketball Jokes: March Madness 1979 How did Michigan State defeat the Sycamores of Indiana State in the 1979 Championship game?… It was Magic.
After a game where the Spartans shot poorly from deep, Tom Izzo joked, “I’m looking for shooters. If you can shoot over 7% from three, please report to the Breslin Center immediately.”
On Team Defense: Izzo once joked to a player during a huddle, “You can’t guard my mother. My mother!”
Michigan State Basketball Jokes: Tom Izzo good coach… He has taken EIGHT teams to the Final Four.
Tom Izzo good at coaching… I always have Michigan State going far in my bracket.
Tom Izzo good at coaching… I have Michigan State winning the whole thing.
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Legends who competed against each other for the 1st time in the 1979 NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State & Magic Johnson, Michigan State
March Madness 1979: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the NBA Hall of Famer who went 33 – 1, losing the NCAA Championship Game?… Larry Bird, Indiana State
March Madness 2024 Jokes: How did North Carolina beat Michigan State to advance to the Sweet 16?… They dug their Tar Heels” on defense.
March Madness teams have so many FEARS about the Michigan State point Guard.
Why are the Michigan State Spartans so good at basketball?… Because they fight until the end.