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THE ORIGIN OF THE BASKETBALL PHRASE “MARCH MADNESS”

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best 2026 March Madness jokes.
2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell how many times has reached the Final Four?…
3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the last time reached the Final Four?…
4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you me the the last time won the National Championship?…
5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me how many times have won the National Championship?…
6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me how many times have won the National Championship?…
7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the furthest advanced in March Madness?
8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you where the phrase “March Madness came from?… THE ORIGIN OF THE BASKETBALL PHRASE “MARCH MADNESS”
9. East Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the location of 2026 East Regional?…
10. West Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the location of 2026 West Regional?…
11. Midwest Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the location of 2026 Midwest Regional?…
12. 2026 South Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the location of 2026 Midwest Regional?…
13. 2026 East Regional Sixteen: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 West Regional?
14. 2026 East Regional Elite Eight: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 East Regional Finals?…
15. 2026 West Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the location of 2026 East Regional?… San Jose, California March 26 & 28, 2026 at SAP Center.
16. 2026 West Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the location of 2026 Midwest Regional?… Chicago, Illinois March 27 & 29 at the United Center.
17. 2026 West Sweet Sixteen: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 West Regional?… San Jose, California March 26 & 28, 2026 at SAP Center.
18. 2026 West Elite Eight: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 West Regional Finals?… San Jose, California March 26 & 28, 2026 at SAP Center.
19. 2026 South Regional: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 South Regional?… Houston, Texas March 26 & 28, the Toyota Center.
20. 2026 South Sweet Sixteen: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 South Regional?… Houston, Texas March 26 & 28, the Toyota Center.
21. 2026 Elite Eight: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 South Regional Finals?… Houston, Texas March 26 & 28, the Toyota Center.
22. 2026 Midwest Sweet Sixteen: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 Midwest Regional?… Chicago, Illinois March 27 & 29 at the United Center.
23. 2026 Midwest Elite Eight: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the teams playing in 2026 Midwest Regional Finals?… Chicago, Illinois March 27 & 29 at the United Center.
24. Championship Week: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me the name of the week BEFORE the start of March Madness… ESPN Championship Week.
25. Championship Week: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe you tell me which teams got an NCAA March Madness automatic bid for winning a league tournament?… 31.
26. Championship Week: March Madness = March Gladness when your team wins the league tournament an receives an automatic bid to the Big Dance!
27. First Four: March Madness = March Gladness when your team wins a First Four game.
28. First Four: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where the 1st Four Men’s basketball games are played?…Dayton, Ohio.
29. Why do most college basketball players only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four.
30. First Four: March Madness = March Sadness when your team losses a First Four game.
31. First Round 2026: March Madness = March Gladness when your team wins a 1st round game.
32. First Round 2026: March Madness = March Gladness when your team wins a 1st round game as an underdog.
33. Why do Elite Eight fans only play 14 holes of golf?… Because they can’t make it to the Final Four. (Golf Jokes & Final Four Jokes)
34. First Round 2026: March Madness = March Sadness when your team losses a 1st round game.
35. First Round 2026: March Madness = March Sadness when your team losses a 1st round game as a higher seed.
36. Final Four: Knock knock?…Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me where next year’s Final Four will be held?… Future Final Four Sites.
37. March Madness… the bank is OPEN!