Month: January 2015

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    1. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
    2. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
    3. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
    4. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
    5. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
    6. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
    7. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use? … A fishing tackle.
    8. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.
    9. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
    10. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.

     

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    1. What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
    2. Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together.
    3. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
    4. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
    5. Where do quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture.
    6. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
    7. If you want to sack the Dolphins quarterback, what should you use? … A fishing tackle.
    8. What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?… ALL the NFL teams not in the Super Bowl.
    9. Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?… Because he was trying to make ends meet.
    10. What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker.
    11. Which player is the easiest target to hit with the football?… The wide receiver.
    12. Why do coaches like punters?… Because punters always put their best foot forward.
    13. What kind of ends do you find in libraries?… Book ends.
    14. What’s the difference between the poor, inconsistent football team and a dollar bill?… You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
    15. Why did the football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
    16. How is losing money in a pay phone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!
    17. Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.
    18. Which football team cooks gourmet meals together?… The Kansas City Chefs.
    19. Did you here about the football player who asked his coach to flood the field so he could go in as a sub?
    20. Why can’t the struggling quarterback get into his own driveway?… Someone painted an endzone on it.

     

  • Top Quotes from Super Bowl Coaches

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    I Vince Lombardi* Green Bay Packers: Top 25 Vince Lombardi Quotes
    II Vince Lombardi* Green Bay Packers: Top 25 Vince Lombardi Quotes
    III Weeb Ewbank* New York Jets
    IV Hank Stram*, Kansas City Chiefs
    V Don McCafferty, Baltimore Colts
    VI Tom Landry*, Dallas Cowboys
    VII Don Shula*, Miami Dolphins
    VIII Don Shula*, Miami Dolphins
    IX Chuck Noll*, Pittsburgh Steelers
    X Chuck Noll*, Pittsburgh Steelers
    XI John Madden, Oakland Raiders
    XII Tom Landry*, Dallas Cowboys
    XIII Chuck Noll*, Pittsburgh Steelers
    XIV Chuck Noll*, Pittsburg Steelers
    XV Tom Flores, Oakland Raiders
    XVI Bill Walsh*, San Francisco 49ers
    XVII Joe Gibbs*, Washington Redskins
    XVIII Tom Flores, Oakland Raiders
    XIX Bill Walsh*, San Francisco 49ers
    X Mike Ditka**, Chicago Bears
    XXI Bill Parcells*, New York Giants
    XXII Joe Gibbs*, Washington Redskins
    XXIII Bill Walsh*, San Francisco 49ers
    XXIV George Seifert, San Francisco 49ers
    XXV Bill Parcells*, New York Giants
    XXVI Joe Gibbs*, Washington Redskins
    XXVII Jimmy Johnson, Dallas Cowboys
    XXVIII Jimmy Johnson, Dallas Cowboys
    XXIX George Seifert, San Francisco 49ers
    XXX Barry Switzer, Dallas Cowboys
    XXXI Mike Holmgren, Green Bay Packers
    XXXII Mike Shanahan, Denver Broncos
    XXXIII Mike Shanahan, Denver Broncos
    XXXIV Dick Vermeil, St. Louis Rams
    XXXV Brian Billick, Baltimore Ravens
    XXXVI Bill Belichick, New England Patriots: Top Bill Belichick Quotes
    XXXVII Jon Gruden, Tampa Bay Buccaneers
    XXXVIII Bill Belichick, New England Patriots: Top Bill Belichick Quotes
    XXXIX Bill Belichick, New England Patriots: Top Bill Belichick Quotes
    XLI Tony Dungy, Indianapolis Colts
    XLII Tom Coughlin, New York Giants
    XLIII Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers
    XLIV Sean Payton, New Orleans Saints
    XLV Mike McCarthy, Green Bay Packers
    XLVI Tom Coughlin, New York Giants
    XLVII John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens
    XLVIII Pete Carroll, Seattle Seahawks
     

  • Bubble Gum Day: The Story of Bubble Gum Day

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    Author Bio: Ruth Spiro is the author of Lester Fizz, Bubble-Gum Artist, as well as Baby Loves Aerospace Engineering! and Baby Loves Quarks!, forthcoming from Charlesbridge Publishing. Her essays and articles have appeared in many national magazines and popular anthologies. She frequently speaks at schools and conferences. Visit her online at www.ruthspiro.com. Learn more about Bubble Gum Day at www.bubblegumday.com.

    Previous Bubble Gum Day Post: Celebrate Bubble Gum Day by Shannon Miller.

    My name is Ruth Spiro. I’m a writer, children’s book author, and bubble gum fan. I have two kids, and it seemed they were always participating in school fundraisers that required them to sell things to people, and they were uncomfortable with that.

    Bubble Gum Day is a way for schools to raise money, without kids having to sell stuff. I thought it would be cool to have lots of kids all chewing gum and raising money on the same day, which is why I created the holiday. It’s held on the first Friday in February, so it always falls on a school day.

    The idea is simple: On Bubble Gum Day, kids pay fifty cents to chew gum at school, with the proceeds used for any project or charity the school chooses. Kids have fun, teachers can incorporate lessons related to gum, and money is raised for many worthy causes.

    Nine years later, this holiday has been celebrated in countless schools, public libraries, children’s museums and community organizations. It has also been featured in the media, including The Washington Post Express, The New York Daily News online and Good Day Sacramento.

    Most importantly, schools and community groups have used Bubble Gum Day to do some wonderful things. Once school raised enough money to buy a goat for a village in Africa through Heifer International. Another used their proceeds to purchase snacks, which they sent to soldiers in Iraq. Yet another school collected used books instead of money, and wound up with over one thousand books, which they donated to local women’s shelters.

    When Bubble Gum Day is over, the fun doesn’t end, at least not for me. I eagerly anticipate the emails, photos and packages of letters I receive over the following weeks, as schools tally up their proceeds and continue to make Bubble Gum Day a sweet success!

     
     

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    January JokesTop 10 January PagesJanuary Hashtags of the Day January Guest Blogs Top Careers Check out our complete list of 100+ Guest Blogs!365 Family Friendly Jokes! Top Guest Blogs Writing Advice for College Students Author Bio : Jenny Richards is a free lance content writer. She has great experience in the field of writing. Jenny has written many articles on Web Hosting. By this article, she has given some information about Starting a Rewarding Career as a Reseller of Affordable Hosting Packages.

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  • Top Quotes from Super Bowl MVPs

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    Super Bowl I: Bart Star (Green Bay Packers): Top Bart Starr Quotes
    Super Bowl II: Bart Star (Green Bay Packers): Top Bart Starr Quotes
    Super Bowl III QB Joe Namath (N.Y. Jets): Top 25 Joe Namath Quotes
    Super Bowl IV QB Len Dawson Kansas City
    Super Bowl V LB Chuck Howley Dallas
    Super Bowl VI QB Roger Staubach Dallas: Top Roger Staubach Quotes
    Super Bowl VII S Jake Scott Miami
    Super Bowl VIII RB Larry Csonka Miami
    Super Bowl IX RB Franco Harris Pittsburgh
    Super Bowl X WR Lynn Swann Pittsburgh
    Super Bowl XI WR Fred Biletnikoff Oakland
    Super Bowl XII DT DE Randy White Harvey Martin Dallas
    Super Bowl XIII QB Terry Bradshaw Pittsburgh: Top Terry Bradshaw Quotes
    Super Bowl XIV QB Terry Bradshaw PittsburghTop Terry Bradshaw Quotes

    Super Bowl XV QB Jim Plunkett Oakland
    Super Bowl XVI QB Joe Montana San Francisco
    Super Bowl XVII RB John Riggins Washington
    Super Bowl XVIII RB Marcus Allen L.A. Raiders
    Super Bowl XIX QB Joe Montana San Francisco
    Super Bowl XX DE Richard Dent Chicago
    Super Bowl XXI QB Phil Simms NY Giants
    Super Bowl XXII QB Doug Williams Washington
    Super Bowl XXIII WR Jerry Rice San Francisco
    Super Bowl XXIV QB Joe Montana San Francisco
    Super Bowl XXV RB Ottis Anderson NY Giants
    Super Bowl XXVI QB Mark Rypien Washington
    Super Bowl XXVII QB Troy Aikman Dallas
    Super Bowl XXVIII RB Emmitt Smith Dallas
    Super Bowl XXIX QB Steve Young San Francisco
    Super Bowl XXX CB Larry Brown Dallas
    Super Bowl XXXI KR Desmond Howard Green Bay
    Super Bowl XXXII RB Terrell Davis Denver
    Super Bowl XXXIII QB John Elway Denver
    Super Bowl XXXIV QB Kurt Warner St. Louis
    Super Bowl XXXV LB Ray Lewis Baltimore
    Super Bowl XXXVI QB Tom Brady New England
    Super Bowl XXXVII S Dexter Jackson Tampa Bay
    Super Bowl XXXVIII QB Tom Brady New England Patriots: Top Tom Brady Quotes
    Super Bowl XXXIX WR Deion Branch New England Patriots
    Super Bowl XL WR Hines Ward Pittsburgh Steelers
    Super Bowl XLI QB Peyton Manning Indianapolis Colts
    Super Bowl XLII QB Eli Manning New York Giants
    Super Bowl XLIII WR Santonio Holmes Pittsburgh Steelers
    Super Bowl XLIV QB Drew Brees New Orleans
    Super Bowl XLV QB Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers
    Super Bowl XLVI QB Eli Manning New York Giants

     

  • Super Bowl MVPs

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    Super Bowl I QB Bart Starr Green Bay
    Super Bowl II QB Bart Starr Green Bay
    Super Bowl III QB Joe Namath N.Y. Jets
    Super Bowl IV QB Len Dawson Kansas City
    Super Bowl V LB Chuck Howley Dallas
    Super Bowl VI QB Roger Staubach Dallas
    Super Bowl VII S Jake Scott Miami
    Super Bowl VIII RB Larry Csonka Miami
    Super Bowl IX RB Franco Harris Pittsburgh
    Super Bowl X WR Lynn Swann Pittsburgh
    Super Bowl XI WR Fred Biletnikoff Oakland
    Super Bowl XII DT
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    Randy White
    Harvey Martin
    Dallas
    Dallas
    Super Bowl XIII QB Terry Bradshaw Pittsburgh
    Super Bowl XIV QB Terry Bradshaw Pittsburgh
    Super Bowl XV QB Jim Plunkett Oakland
    Super Bowl XVI QB Joe Montana San Francisco
    Super Bowl XVII RB John Riggins Washington
    Super Bowl XVIII RB Marcus Allen L.A. Raiders
    Super Bowl XIX QB Joe Montana San Francisco
    Super Bowl XX DE Richard Dent Chicago
    Super Bowl XXI QB Phil Simms NY Giants
    Super Bowl XXII QB Doug Williams Washington
    Super Bowl XXIII WR Jerry Rice San Francisco
    Super Bowl XXIV QB Joe Montana San Francisco
    Super Bowl XXV RB Ottis Anderson NY Giants
    Super Bowl XXVI QB Mark Rypien Washington
    Super Bowl XXVII QB Troy Aikman Dallas
    Super Bowl XXVIII RB Emmitt Smith Dallas
    Super Bowl XXIX QB Steve Young San Francisco
    Super Bowl XXX CB Larry Brown Dallas
    Super Bowl XXXI KR Desmond Howard Green Bay
    Super Bowl XXXII RB Terrell Davis Denver
    Super Bowl XXXIII QB John Elway Denver
    Super Bowl XXXIV QB Kurt Warner St. Louis
    Super Bowl XXXV LB Ray Lewis Baltimore
    Super Bowl XXXVI QB Tom Brady New England
    Super Bowl XXXVII S Dexter Jackson Tampa Bay
    Super Bowl XXXVIII QB Tom Brady New England Patriots
    Super Bowl XXXIX WR Deion Branch New England Patriots
    Super Bowl XL WR Hines Ward Pittsburgh Steelers
    Super Bowl XLI QB Peyton Manning Indianapolis Colts
    Super Bowl XLII QB Eli Manning New York Giants
    Super Bowl XLIII WR Santonio Holmes Pittsburgh Steelers
    Super Bowl XLIV QB Drew Brees New Orleans
    Super Bowl XLV QB Aaron Rodgers Green Bay Packers
    Super Bowl XLVI QB Eli Manning New York Giants

     
     

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    “Officially, the National Weather Service defines a blizzard as a storm which:

    1. contains large amounts of snow OR blowing snow
    2. winds in excess of 35 mph
    3. visibilities of less than 1/4 mile for an extended period of time (at least 3 hours).

    When these conditions are expected, the National Weather Service will issue a “Blizzard Warning”. When these conditions are not expected to occur simultaneously, but one or two of these conditions are expected, a “Winter Storm Warning” or “Heavy Snow Warning” may be issued.”