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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best croissant jokes.
- Why are croissant jokes always funny?…… Because they never get mold!
- I went to the zoo and saw a #croissant in a cage… It was bread in captivity.
- It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant.
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
- What do you get when you drop the croissant your aunt made?… A cross aunt.
- What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?… Sorry, you’re just not my cup of tea.
- What did the croissant say to the tea in the morning?… You’re just my cup of tea.
- My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon!
- What did the bag of flour say to the croissant?…… “I saw you yeasterday!”