101 World Series Jokes

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  1. What sports league do Los Angeles baseball players sign up for after the World Series is over?… Dodge ball.
  2. 2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the Blue Jays past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
  3. 2025 World Series: George Springer… #3 on the al-time list for MLB Playoff home runs. (behind Manny Ramírez: 29 HR & Jose Altuve: 27 HR)
  4. 2025 World Series: The Toronto Blue Jays fans are SICK!… The have Shane Bieber Fever!
  5. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the Toronto Blue Jays? (2025 – 1993)
  6. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)
  7. Who is the wealthiest baseball player?… RICH Hill.
  8. 2025 World Series: George Springer… hit an amazing dinger in Game 7 of the ALDS to lead the  past the Seattle Mariners to advance to the World Series.
  9. 2025 World Series: George Springer… #3 on the al-time list for MLB Playoff home runs. (behind Manny Ramírez: 29 HR & Jose Altuve: 27 HR)
  10. 2025 World Series: The World Series  fans are SICK!… The have Shane Bieber Fever!
  11. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how many years between trips to the World Series for the World Series ? (2025 – 1993)
  12. 2025 World Series: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what teams are playing in the 2025 World Series? (2025 – 1993)
  13. A World Series baseball player led the MLB in being hit by a pitch… Apparently ,he is the worst dodger. 
  14. Which  baseball player holds water?… The pitcher. 
  15. What does Cody Bellinger do on Thanksgiving?…  He plays baste-ball. 
  16. Why are some Dodger Stadium umpires overweight?… They always clean their plate. 
  17. Why did Dave Roberts want spiders to play outfield for the ?… They know how to catch flies. 
  18. Why did the police officer go to Dodger Stadium?… Someone stole second base! 
  19. What’s more impressive than seeing a line drive at Dodger Stadium?… Seeing a baseball park. 
  20. Which superhero did the  try to sign as their designated hitter?… Batman. 
  21. What’s the silliest song to sing at Dodger Stadium?…  “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there! 
  22. What do young  fans like about going to the park?… The swings. 
  23. Why did Dave Roberts like having frogs in the outfield?…  They never miss a fly. 
  24. How do World Series  baseball players stay cool?…  By standing close to the fans. 
  25. Why was the tiny ghost asked to join the World Series  team during the World Series?…  They needed a little team spirit. 
  26. Why do the  lose so many day games?…  Their bats only wake up at night. 
  27. What do Hyun-Jin Ryu and a professional bowler have in common?… You can count on them both to throw strikes. 
  28. Why shouldn’t toddlers wear World Series  jerseys?…  It would be a choking hazard. 
  29. Why does Manny Machado wear old stockings when he plays?… They had runs in them! 
  30. Who would be the best choice as a  closer?…  The mummy, because he knows how to wrap up. 
  31. What do  ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?…  They get jobs as an umpire.
  32. What’s does a dirty floor and the World Series  have in common?… They both get swept a lot. 
  33. What do World Series  lose every night?… Their shadows. 
  34. If the LA Lakers basketball team were chasing the World Series  baseball team, what time would it be?…  Five after nine. 
  35. If the World Series  baseball team were chasing the LA Lakers basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. 
  36. What do you get when you cross a  baseball player with a monster?…  A double header.
  37. Which World Series  player wears the biggest helmet?…  The one with the biggest head. 
  38. Why is hotter after a  baseball game?… All the fans have left. 
  39. What runs around a Dodger Stadium ‘s field but never moves?… A wall. 
  40. Why did the police officer go to the World Series  game?.  He heard that someone stole second base. 
  41. Where did the os Angeles  baseball player wash his pants?… In the bleachers. 
  42. Why are World Series  players so rich?…  Because they play on diamonds. 
  43. What is harder for a World Series  player to catch the faster he runs?… His breath! 
  44. What’s the difference between a  fan and a baby?… Babies stop whining after a little awhile. 
  45. What do the World Series  and lawn furniture have in common?… They both fold in October. 
  46. Why is Halloween the World Series  favorite holiday?… It’s the only thing they have to do in October. 
  47. How are the World Series  like a grizzly bear?… Every October, they go into hibernation. 
  48. Why doesn’t the World Series  baseball team have a website?…  They don’t know how to string three W’s together. 
  49. How often do  players call each other during the off-season?… They touch base every once in a while. 
  50. Why did the World Series  players cry when they lost?… They’re a bawl club. 
  51. How did the World Series  pitcher win a baseball game without throwing a ball?… He only threw strikes. 
  52. Why did the World Series  bring a pacifier to the game?… He wanted to play like the Babe. 
  53. The World Series  player Justin Turner leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire. 
  54. What do you call the winning team at  home game?… Visitors. 
  55. Why are centipedes not allowed to play for the World Series ?… It takes too long to put their cleats on. 
  56. What did the World Series  fan do when his team won the World Series?… Turned off his Xbox. Who walks back and forth screaming one minute, then sits down weeping uncontrollably the next?… The manager of the World Series .
  57. How do you know when a  pitcher is having a bad day on the mound?… When the crowd starts to sing “Take Him Out of The Ball Game.” 
  58. What can you do just as well as a World Series  player?… Watch the World Series live on TV.
  59. What rule did the zebra umpire have to explain to the ?…  Three stripes and you’re out. 
  60. Knock Knock Who’s there?… Uriah… Uriah who?… Keep Uriah on the ball. 
  61. What do you call 40 rich people sitting around a TV to watch the World Series?…  The World Series . 
  62. Why did the  hut down their website?… They weren’t getting any hits. 
  63. What’s the difference between a Dodger Stadium hot dog and a AT&T Park hot dog?… Dodger Stadium hot dogs are still being sold in October. 
  64. Why is Clayton Kershaw such a good singer?  Because he has a perfect pitch. 
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?…  Bass… Bass who? Bass-ball is my favorite sport. 
  66. Which World Series  player wears the biggest cleats?… The one with the biggest feet! When should World Series  players wear armor?…  When they play knight games. 
  67. Why does it take a World Series  player longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?… Because there is a short stop in the middle. 
  68. Where shouldn’t a World Series  pitcher ever wear red?… In the bull pen. 
  69. Which cartoon character was the World Series  manager trying to get on the team?… Homer Simpson. 
  70. Why did the World Series  pitcher go to the car dealer?… He wanted to learn a sales pitch. 
  71. How is the L.A.  roster similar to a pancake?… They both need good batters. What has 18 legs and catches flies?… The World Series . 
  72. How do World Series  fans get down from the bleachers?… They don’t – you can only get down from a goose. 
  73. How do World Series  baseball players stay cool?… By sitting next to the fans. 
  74. What does a World Series player put his food on?… Home plate. Knock Knock. 
  75. Who’s there?… Tess me… Tess me who?… Tess me the baseball!
  76. Did you hear the joke about the World Series  baseball?… It will leave you in stitches. 
  77. What did the World Series  think about their new stadium lights?… They gave it GLOWING reviews. 
  78. What song do  fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?  None… the fans have already left by then! 
  79. Where do World Series  players go when they need new uniforms?… New Jersey.
  80. World Series has lowered the price of beer at  Stadium by a full two dollars. In related news, John Daly is now a World Series  fan.
  81. Why are World Series umpires overweight?…They always have to clean their plate.
  82. Why is there a BIG police presence at the World Series?… Just in case someone stole a base!
  83. Which superhero would make a great designated hitter in the World Series?… BATman.
  84. Which superhero would make a great pinch hitter in the World Series?… BATman.
  85. What’s the silliest song to sing at the World Series?… “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” because everyone is already there!
  86. Where do they wash World Series baseball uniforms?… In the bleachers.
  87. What do young fans like about going to the World Series?… The swings!
  88. What makes frogs such good World Series outfielders?… They never miss a fly.
  89. What do you get when you cross a World Series pitcher with a carpet?… A throw rug.
  90. How do World Series baseball players stay cool?… By standing close to the fans.
  91. Why was the ghost asked to sit in the dugout at the World Series game?… They needed a little team spirit.
  92. How did the World Series pitcher win the game without throwing a ball?… He only threw strikes. Why are World Series tickets so expensive?… Because they play on a big diamond.
  93. Why are there more runs in World Series games played at night?… Their bats only wake up at night. What do World Series pitchers and professional bowlers have in common?… They both need to throw strikes.
  94. Why did the baseball player bring string to the World Series game?… So he could tie the score if he had to.
  95. A World Series baseball player leaves home, makes a left turn, another left, and then another left before going home again. When he gets home he finds two men in masks waiting for him! Who are they?… The catcher and the umpire.
  96. In the World Series, why does it take longer to run from 2nd base to 3rd base than from 1st base to 2nd base?… Because there is a short stop in the middle.
  97. Why did the ball player wear old stockings to the World Series?… He knew they had runs in them! Who would be the best choice as a World Series closer?… The mummy – because he knows how to wrap up.
  98. What do ballplayers do when their eyesight goes bad?… They get jobs as World Series umpires.
  99. According to a new poll, 99 percent of baseball fans love watching the World Series… The other 1 percent are Mariners fans. (Mariners have never been in a World Series)
  100. If a basketball team were chasing a World Series baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine.
  101. Which World Series player wears the biggest helmet?… The one with the biggest head.