101 Egg Jokes

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• World’s Best 101 Jokes

1. June 3rd National Egg Day: What’s an egg’s favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City Thunder. (Basketball Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes. eggs 
3. Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them. 
4. We love @michaeljackson! What is an egg’s favorite Michael Jackson song?… Beat It.
5. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. 
6. We love @MarketBasket! Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.  
7. We love @baconised! Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? 
8. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. 
9. How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried.  
10. This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.  
11. What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. 
12. I was going to tell you a joke about an  …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 
13. Where do eggs go to summercamp?… New Yolk City! 
14. Green Eggs and Ham might not be my first choice for breakfast… but it is a cracking read!   
15. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! 
16. I was watching the BostonMarathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed as a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought:…”This’ll be interesting.” 
17. A scientist tried to make gum out of eggs… It was an egg spearmint. 
18. Hey @okcthunder! What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City.  
19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy light the fireworks. 
20. What do chickens and iceCream have in common?… eggs! 
21. What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day the 13th! 
22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about eggs?
23. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good egg knock-knock joke?
25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good egg knock knock jokes?
26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelet… Omelet who?… Omelet Mommy sleep in for MothersDay.  eggs 
27. What did the puppies make their dad for Father’s Day breakfast?… Pooched eggs!
28. I was going to tell you a joke about … but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.  eggs  
29. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled!  eggs lastdayofschool
30. How do comedians like their eggs?… Funny side up!   comedy
31. Why can’t you tease egg whites?… Because they can’t take a yolk!  
32. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked.
33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon eggs for Mother’s Day!
34. What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching.  elephants eggs 
35. I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.  Thanksgiving eggs 
36. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green eggs and Hamlet!  DrSeuss BroadwayCares ChristmasCountdown 
37. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing hockey team?… Because they’ve both been beaten.  hockey eggs 
39. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten.   eggs 
40. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! 
41. Why is the chef so mean?… She beats the eggs! 
42. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP! 
43. What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. 
44. What sport are the eggs good at?… Running!   
45. What part did the egg play in the movies?… He was an “Egg-stra.”
46. What do chickens call a school test? …Eggs-amination!  
47. What do eggs do for fun?… Kari-yolkie!
48. How do monsters like their eggs?… Terri-fried!   
49. Why did the egg go to school?… To get “egg-u-cated”!  
50. Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe?… She wanted to hachet.  
51. Why are middleschool cafeteria workers cruel?… Because they batter fish, beat eggs, and whip cream.
52. What did one egg say to another?… Your yolks crack me up.
53. What do you call a city of 20 million eggs?… New Yolk City!  
54. What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots?… A western omelette!  
55. What is an eggs favorite tree?… A y-oak tree!  
56. Why are scrambled eggs like a losing alpine skier?… Because they’ve both been beaten. 
57. How do eggs leave the highway?… By going through the eggs-it.  
58. What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?… An alarm cluck.
59. Boiled eggs…. Hard to beat, aren’t they?
60. I saw an egg behaving oddly today…. It was probably just a bit egg-centric.
61. Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?… Because of all the fowl language.
62. I steal my eggs from my next door neighbor…. I prefer them poached.
63. How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?… The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
64. Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?… In the egg-loo.
65. An egg walks into a bar … And makes a real mess.
66. How does a hen leave it’s house?…Through the eggs-it.
67. GEGS. = Scrambled eggs.
68. What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?… It scrambled.
69. Eggs are going up again…That’ll surprise a few chickens.
70. I saw a sign earlier that said, “Free Range Eggs.”… I’ve never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
71. If you can’t beat them…Just have your eggs fried.
72. How do eggs get around?… On a s-egg-way.
73. What’s an egg’s favorite movie?… Over Easy Rider.
74. A man walks into a bar with a fried egg on his head.
75. The bartender asks, “Why have you got a fried egg on your head?”
76. The man replies, “Because boiled eggs fall off.”
77. What do you call a self-obsessed egg?… An eggomaniac.
78. I went to a cafe for breakfast the other day and ordered eggs.
79. The woman behind the counter asked me, “How would you like your eggs cooked.”
80. I said, “Does it affect the price?”
81. “No, not at all.” she replied.
82. I said, “In that case I’d like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please.”
83. What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?… An egg-arophobic.
84. How can you drop an egg six feet without breaking it?… By dropping it seven feet. It won’t break for the first six.
85. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. 
86. How did the egg get up the mountain?… It scrambled up!  
87. What did Snow White call her chicken?… Egg white. 
88. What’s a hen’s favorite shipping company?…Federal Egg-spress. 
89. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?… They egg-celerated! 
90. Did you hear about McDonalds?… They eggspanded the breakfast menu. 
91. What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job?… Egg-zosted! 
92. Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations?… Charles Chickens!
93. What does a meditating egg say?… Ohmmmmmmmlet.  eggs
94. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?… A brick layer.  
95. Why do chickens lay eggs?… Because if they dropped them they would break! 
96. What do Chickens grow on?… Eggplants! 
97. What did the egg say to the clown?… You crack me up! 
98. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?… An “Egg Head”. 
99. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?… You’re “Egg-stra special”. 
100. What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street?… EGGS-cuse me please! 
101. What grows on yolk trees?… Egg-corns!