101 Cheese Jokes

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• World’s Best 101 Jokes

1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cheese jokes.  
2. Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza.  
3. Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesy. 
4. Members of the archery club sometimes meet at the cheese shop… Just to shoot the Bries.  
5. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese!
6. Why did no one laugh at the frozen yogurts jokes?… They were a little cheesy!
7. Did you know you can borrow cheese from the bank in Utah?… It’s called a Provo-loan. 
8. Why is cheddar popcorn such a terrible joke?… It’s both corny and cheesy.  
9. There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy.   
10. What is Barliman Butterbur’s favorite cheese?… Bree!   LordoftheRings LOTR movies
11. There’s that man in Utah that makes cheese all by himself… They call him the Provo Lone guy.
12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cheese? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cheese knock-knock joke? Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cheese knock knock jokes?
13. The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left.
14. What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese.  
15. What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!!  
16. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! 
17. How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese!
18. When do they smother a taco in cheese?… In best queso scenario. 
19. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
20. Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie 
21. When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
22. Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy. 
23. When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda. 
24. Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
25. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee  
26. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds! 
27. Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
28. What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella. 
29. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere! 
30. Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency. 
31. What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese! 
32. What is Tom Hanks’ favourite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. 
33. Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese. 
34. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true. 
35. What do cheese makers dance to on halloween?… The muenster mash! 
36. What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta! 
37. What group of cheese has been known to fly?… Curds of prey!
38. What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?… Go on a shopping brie. 
39. What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla 
40. What cheese should you use to hide a horse?… Mascarpone.
41. What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?… A basket queso. 
42. What is a lions favourite cheese?… Roar-quefort 
43. What cheese do beavers like?… eDam 
44. Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton. 
45. Why does cheese look normal?… Because everyone else on the plate is crackers. 
46. Why did the wheel act so bossy?… Cause he was the “Big Cheese.” 
47. What is a lions favourite cheese?… Roar-quefort. 
48. What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp. 
49. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario. 
50. What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese! 
51. What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food. 
52. What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
53. What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese.
54. How do you get a mouse to smile? A: Say cheese!
55. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? A: Nacho Cheese!
56. Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses? A: R’n’Brie
57. When should you go on a cheese diet? A: If you need to cheddar a few pounds
58. What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese? A: Limburger
59. What do you call an anorexic woman with a yeast infection? A: A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.
60. What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater? A: “That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.”
61. Which is the most religious cheese? A: Swiss, because it is holy.
62. Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? A: It fell at the final curdle
63. Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet? A: She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
64. Which search engine is popular amongst mice? A: Ask Cheese.
65. What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse? A: I’m Brieeee
66. What did the cheese say to the other cheese? A: I smell something swiss-picious!
67. What kind of cheese do rodents like? A: Mousearella.
68. When should you keep an eye on your cheese? A: When it’s up to no Gouda. A: Swiss!!!
69. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? A: De-brie went everywhere!
70. What do you feed the son of god? A: Cheeses of Nazareth.
71. Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party? A: In queso emergency.
    What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A: Quarter-pounder with cheese
72. What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow? A: Blue cheese!
73. What is Tom Hanks’ favourite soft cheese? A: Philadelphia.
74. What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? A: Muenster cheese.
75. Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers? A: Someone always cuts the cheese.
76. When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying? A: When it’s too Gouda to be true
77. Whom did the cheesy Bible start with? A: Edam and Eve.
78. What hotel do mice stay in ? A: The Stilton
79. What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? A: The muenster mash!
80. What did mutter say to paneer? A: Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
81. What did the Cheese salesman say? A: That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
82. What group of cheese has been known to fly? A: Curds of prey!
83. What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? A: Curd-istan
84. What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card? A: Go on a shopping brie
85. What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? A: Moatzeralla
86. What cheese should you use to hide a horse? A: Mascarpone.
87. What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A: A basket queso.
88. What Welsh cheese must you always eat with caution? A: Caerphilly
89. What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? A: Livarot
90. What is a lions favourite cheese? A: Roar-quefort
91. What did the piece of Cheddar say to the ghost? A: I’m Lac-ghost intolerant
92. Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? A: Because he couldn’t get his stilton. Q: What cheese do beavers like? A: eDam
93. Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
94. What do you call an oriental cheese? A: Parm-asian
95. How good is a Coney Island gyro? A: Feta than sex.
96. What’s the most popular American cheese sitcom? A: Curd Your Enthusiasm
97. Why does cheese look normal? A: Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
98. What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? A: I’ve felt grater.
99. Why did the wheel act so bossy? A: Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
100. What is a lions favourite cheese? A: Roar-quefort.
101. What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar? A: Lookin’ Sharp.