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My Town Tutors loves a good laugh. Over the years we have acquired many jokes that are school appropriate. In fact we wrote a blog 180 School Jokes! Start Your Day with a Smile!
As Thanksgiving approaches, we wanted to share a few more with you. We hope you enjoy.
Since we established ourselves in the South Shore area, we would like to start with a joke from the Plymouth, Massachusetts area.
 

1. If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Spring Jokes)
2. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock!
3. What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot!
4. Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
5. If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Day Jokes)
6. Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
7. Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
8. Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Top Halloween Jokes)
9. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Top Geography Jokes)
10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you?
11. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.
12. Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play!
13. What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
14. What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!”
15. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Top Geography Jokes)
16. What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing!
17. What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage.
18. Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring! (Top Jokes for All Seasons)
19. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots.
20. What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where’s popcorn? (Top Father’s Day Jokes)
21. What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play.
22. What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY
23. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside!
24. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Top Easter Jokes)
25. Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken!
26. What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Top Grandparents Quotes)
27. Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.
28. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top States Jokes)
29. Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks.
30. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape!
31. What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries!
32. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
33. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Top Sports Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
34. What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.”
35. What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble.
36. Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners!
37. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi. (Top Pi Day Jokes)
38. What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A Turkey.
39. If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Top Teacher Jokes)
40. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Top Halloween Jokes)
41. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (Top Geography Jokes)
42. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself!
43. What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?… Turkey feathers.
44. What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
45. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving
46. What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?… One has gobblers, the other goblins. (Top Halloween Jokes)
47. What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes)
48. If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet.
49. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream
50. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet.
51. What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose.
52. What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Seasonal Jokes)
53. What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler!
54. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”  “No, ma’am. They’re dead.”
55. Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing!
56. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Duck Boat Tutors)
57. Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?… He sensed fowl play.
58. What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?… A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. (Top Pirate Jokes)
59. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… because he was out standing in his field!
60. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
61. What always comes at the beginning of (Thanksgiving) parades?… The letter “p”!
62. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?… He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.
63. Where do you find a turkey with no legs?… Exactly where you left it!
64. What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather!
65. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick!
66. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Arbor Day Jokes)
67. Mum, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else.
68. What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick!
69. If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Arbor Day Jokes)
70. What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question.
71. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?… “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
72. What did the turkey say before it was roasted?… Boy! I’m stuffed!
73. What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?… God save the kin.
74. What kind of face does a pilgrim make when he’s in pain?… Pil-grimace.
75. What do you call a pilgrims vocabulary?… Pilgrammar.
76. What do modern day Native Americans call a pilgrim?… Pil-grim Reaper. (Top Halloween Jokes)
77. Which cat discovered America?… Christofurry Columbus (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
78. Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven!
79. What do you call a stuffed animal?… You after thanksgiving.