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Google Search “High School Graduation Jokes”
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best high school graduation jokes in the WORLD!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on Friday June 13th?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe I graduated from high school on May 13th?
- After 72 years since not completing her high school course, my Grandma finally went back & earned her very first diploma……I asked her what will she be wearing for her graduation ceremony and she said depends.
- College is similar to high school… To a degree.
- A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: “Give four advantages of breast milk.” What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever necessary. So far so good – maybe. But the exam demanded a fourth answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer: 4. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes. He received an A.
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps & gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- I used to get into fights at the drop of a hat. Which is probably why I got fired from my job as a high school graduation photographer.
- A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, “Your first job will be to sweep out the store.” “But I’m a high school graduate,” the young man replied indignantly. “Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know that,” said the manager. “Here, give me the broom – I’ll show you how.”
- “Graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read.” Melanie White
- It was high school graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?”
- What do you get when you complete high school science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Chemistry Jokes)
- High School Graduation: where the tassel was worth the hassle!
- Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.”
- High School Graduation: the only time you can wear a cap and gown and not be questioned!
- Why was the principal worried?… Because there were too many rulers in school!
- Why did the high school students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades.
- Why did the high school student eat his homework?… Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- I bought photo frames for my high school friends as a gift for the last day of school for only a dollar… It was a good buy.
- Why did the high school graduate bring a ladder to the ceremony?… To reach new heights!
- Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
- How do you know if someone’s a college student?… Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!
- Why did the scarecrow become a successful high school graduate?… Because he was outstanding in his field!
- Why did the high school student bring a pencil to graduation?… To draw on their success!
- How does a high school graduate stay cool?… By standing next to the fans!
- Why did the high school student eat his diploma?… He wanted a taste of success!
- A high school student comes to a young teacher’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. ‘I would do anything to pass this exam.’ She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. ‘I mean…’ she whispers, ‘…I would do…**anything**!!!’ He returns her gaze. ‘Anything???’ ‘Yes,… Anything!!!’ His voice turns to a whisper. ‘Would you…… study???’
- What did the high school student say when they finally graduated?… “Finally! Now I can start making cents!”
- What did the high school diploma say to the student?… “You’ve earned me, congratulations!”
- Why was the high school graduation cap so good at math?… It was always counting on success!
- What’s a high school graduate’s favorite type of shoe?… Sneakers, because they’re always on the move!
- What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden.