Fast Food Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best fast food jokes.
  2. What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite fast food restaurant?… Chi Chi Chi Chick-Fil-A. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  3. What do you call a Hobbit with a healthy appetite?… Lord of the Onion Rings!
  4. I have started eating McDonalds after deciding to run a marathon… I need some fast food. (Marathon Jokes)
  5. Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen. (Cemetery Jokes)
  6. Where does royalty go out to eat?… Burger King. (Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  7. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.” (Cheeseburger Jokes)
  8. What do sharks order at McDonalds?… A quarter flounder with cheese! (Shark Jokes)
  9. I was told to stop eating fast food… I now just eat turtles. (Turtle Jokes)
  10. A husband and wife were driving through the mountains. As they approached their campsite, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They continued to argue back and forth as they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are very slowly?” She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.” (Camping Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  11. What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?… A Shamrock shake.
  12. I went to McDonalds and Wendy’s and Burger Kings and all the fries were burnt!… Then I realized it’s Black Fryday.(Black Friday Jokes & Top 50 Coronation Jokes)
  13. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes
  14. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.” (Book Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  15. What do you call a dark lord that works at KFC?… Lord of the Wings! (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  16. Why do the French like to eat snails?… Because they don’t like fast food!
  17. What does a bee get at McDonalds?… A humburger! (Hamburger Jokes)
  18. What do you call a hobbit eating at KFC?… Lord of the Wings. (Fast Food Jokes & Chicken Jokes)
  19. What do you call a hobbit that eats junk food?… Lord of the Onion Rings. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  20. What’s a curler’s favorite kind of food?… Take out! (Curling Jokes)
  21. What do sharks working in fast food tell customers?… Chumming right up. (Shark Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about fast food?
  24. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? …. When it’s a FRENCH fry! (Potato Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good fast food knock-knock joke?
  26. Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?… Because he can’t catch it! (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  27. What do you call a dark lord that works at KFC?… Lord of the Wings!
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good fast food knock knock jokes? 
  29. Why did the hobbit go to McDonalds?… To get a second breakfast. (Breakfast Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  30. Why don’t giraffes like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Giraffe Jokes)
  31. What did the middle school student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”… “Can I have fries and a burger?” (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  32. What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?… Fast food meals on wheels. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  33. Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?… The kernel was looking for him. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  34. What is the hamburgers motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again! (365 Inspiring Quotes & Hamburger Jokes)
  35. What does popcorn and KFC have in common?… Greasy, old kernals. (Chicken Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
  36. Why don’t sharks like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Shark Jokes)
  42. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Alaska Jokes & Hamburger Jokes)
  43. The date is January 31, 1990, and the Soviet Union has opened its first McDonalds… A KGB agent walks up to order and says, “One vodka, please.” The woman at the register looks and says, “Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We don’t serve vodka.” The KGB agent looks surprised and says, “Excuse my mistake, comrade. One McVodka, please.” (January Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  44. What did the middle school student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”… “Can I have fries and a burger?” (Hamburger Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  45. What do you get if you play McDonald’s Monopoly 30 Days Straight?… A Heart Attack!!
  46. Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?… Because it’s bad for your elf! (Elf Jokes)
  47. A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn’t have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, “Oh no. We’ve been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50.” The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, “It’s his turn with the teeth.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  48. Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?… It’s called the “Pursuit of Happy Meals”
  49. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Donut Jokes)
  50. Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?… Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. (Election Jokes)
  51. Why don’t Americans eat snails?… Because they like “Fast Food.”
  52. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar.
  53. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Graduation Jokes)
  54. Why did Five Guys survive the flood?… Because it was built on solid ground beef.
  55. Why did the french fry win the race?…  Because it was fast food!
  56. What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)
  57. Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?… In an onion ring! (Boxing Jokes)
  58. What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food. (Bird Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  59. What’s the mole’s favorite brand of soda?… Coca-Mola. (Mole Day Jokes)
  60. Why do hamburgers go to the gym?… To get better buns. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  61. Why did the man climb to the roof of the fast food restaurant?… The told him the meal was on the house!
  62. Where are the best tacos served?… In the Gulp of Mexico! (Top World Geography Jokes)
  63. What did the frog order at McDonald’s?… French flies and a diet Croak
  64. Would octopus make a good fast food?… You must be squidding!
  65. Where do burgers like to dance?… At a meat ball!
  66. How did the hamburger introduce his wife?… A: Meet patty (meat patty) Q
  67. Why did the Hobbit get a job at Burger King?… He wanted to be “Lord of the Onion Rings.”
  68. What do you get when you cross a hamburger with a computer?… A big mac!
  69. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?… Wasabi!
  70. My bookish kid asked me why we have to go to B-Dubs for his birthday?… I told them it’s “Where the Wild Wings Are”.
  71. What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious!
  72. What are the best days of the week in FastFoodland?… Fry-day and Sundae!
  73. What do race horses eat?… Fast Food.
  74. How do you insult a hamburger patty?… Call it a meatball
  75. Did you read the book J.D. Salinger wrote about “phony” fast food?… It’s titled “Catcher in the Fries.”
  76. If Burger King married Dairy Queen where would they live?… At White Castle
  77. How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger King baseball League?… He throws four meatballs!
  78. Did you hear about the hamburger who couldn’t stop making jokes?… He was on a roll.
  79. What is a gymnast favorite fast food?… The Onion rings! (Top Gymnastics: Jokes: 1st page Google Search)

National French Fry Day Jokes

  1. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  2. What’s a potato’s motto?… If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!
  3. Where were the first French Fries made?… In Greece!
  4. What do you call a nice french fry?… A sweet potato!

National Cheeseburger Day Jokes

  1. What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
  2. Did you hear about the hamburger patty who told funny jokes?… He was on a roll!
  3. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  4. What do you call a pig thief?… A hamburglar!
  5. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (World Geography Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  6. Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese!
  7. How do you stop someone from stealing your grill?… With a burger alarm!
  8. How do you make a hamburger laugh?… Pickle it!

National Hot Dog Day Jokes

  1. Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
  2. Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?… He wanted to be on the honor role. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What do you call a hot dog race?… Wiener takes all. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  4. When can a pizza marry a hot dog?… After a very frank relationship.
  5. What’s the difference between a Yankee Stadium hot dog and a Fenway Park hot dog?… You can buy a Fenway Frank hot dog in October. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  6. What did the hot dog bun say to the hot dog?… Stop touching my buns!
  7. What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it?… A “hollow-weenie!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  8. What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog.
  9. What does a man consider a seven-course meal?… A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
  10. Why did the hot dog turn down a chance to star in a major motion picture?… None of the rolls (roles) were good enough.
  11. What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog.
  12. What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
  13. Why was the man holding a bottle of ketchup?… Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
  14. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog.
  15. What did the Mama Hot Dog say to the little frankfurter?… Ketch-up!
  16. What do you give a dog with a fever?… Mustard, it’s the best thing for a hot dog.
  17. Where do you smart hot dogs go?… On the honor role. (180 School Jokes)

National Pizza Day Jokes

  1. What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
  2. Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
  3. How do you fix a broken pizza?… With tomato paste.
  4. What do you call a sleeping pizza? … a piZZZZZZa.
  5. What does an aardvark like on its pizza?… Ant-chovies.
  6. How do you get the college grad off your front porch?… Pay for the pizza! (Top College Jokes)
  7. Why did the man go into the pizza business?… He wanted to make some dough.
  8. “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!” (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  9. What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Top Dog Jokes)
  10. What did the pepperoni say to the cook?… You wanna pizza me? (Top Boxing Jokes)
  11. When can a pizza marry a hot dog … After they have a very frank relationship! (Top Hot Dog Jokes)
  12. Where do pepperonis go on vacation?… The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
  13. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Donut Jokes)

PG-13

  1. Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC? …To see a chicken strip!
  2. Why did the rooster cross the road?… He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.