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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best dog jokes.
Why didn’t the dog want to play in the Super Bowl?… He was a boxer. (Boxing Jokes & Dog Jokes)
Pavlov’s dog to his friend: “See that! Every time I salivate, Pavlov smiles and scribbles something in his notebook.” (Psychology Jokes)
So we took our new dog to the beach today… I realize now it was not a good idea to name him Shark. (Shark Jokes)
I’m beginning to think deciding to call my dog “Shark” was a big mistake… I’ve been banned from all my local beaches! (Shark Jokes)
Patient: “Doctor, help me. I think I’m a dog.” Psychologist: “Lie down on the couch.” Patient: “I can’t. I’m not allowed on the furniture.” (Psychology Jokes)
What role does a Dalmatian Dog fill on a basketball team?… A “spot” shooter. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
Why did the dog want February 29th to come faster?… Because it wanted to chase its tail for an extra day!
How does a leap year baby calculate their age in dog years?… They still only count the regular years!
What do you call a dog who joins the Navy?… A subwoofer. (Navy Jokes)
What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes / NBA Mascots / Dog Jokes)
Why did Grandpa have the dog beside him always?… So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks. (Grandparent Jokes)
Which breed of dog is most common in the Navy?… The aircraft terrier. (Navy Jokes)
“To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word “boo.” Robert Brault (Grandparent Jokes)
Did you read the dachshund’s autobiography?… It’s a long story. (Book Jokes)
What do you do if your dog starts eating a book?… You take the words right out of his mouth.
Why did the dog run after the book?… He was chasing his tale.
What happened when the bloodhound wrote his autobiography?… It got on the best smeller list.
The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear… WHO let the dogs out.
What should you give a dog for July 4th?… Ear muffs.
How did UConn make it to the 2024 Final Four?… They played defense like dogs. (Dog Jokes)
Day 121 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
How do you row a canoe filled with puppies?… Bring out the doggy paddle. (Canoe Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
Do you know what Spiderman would name his dog?… Peter barker. (Spiderman Jokes)
Why did the dog gift his teacher personalized stationery on the last day of school?… Because he was the teacher’s pet. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
Did you hear about the canine school that took a field trip to the flea circus?… They stole the show!
Who do skiers cheer for during March Madness?… The UConn Hu skies. (Dog Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
What does a blind man use to ski?… A skiing eye dog. (Skiing Jokes)
My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend… so my dog bit him. (Book Jokes)
Why couldn’t the dog run in the Boston Marathon?… He wasn’t a part of the human race!
Who did the Alaskan Iditarod team cheer for in the 2023 NCAA Final Four?… The UConn Huskies.
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (March Madness Jokes)
I saw a neighbor talking to her cat today, it was hilarious that she thought her cat could understand her… I went home and told my dog. (Cat Jokes)
How can you identify a dogwood tree?… By its bark! (Tree Jokes)
What did the dog say when it ran into a tree?… Bark.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What sound does a tree make?… It barks.
Trees are like dogs. Some shed and some don’t…. Others just bark.
I told my dog to make like a tree… She barked.
What do you call a Mardi Gras parade with lots of dogs?… A barkus parade! (Mardi Gras Jokes)
What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog. (Grandparent Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog? (Canoe Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What dog do palm trees love?… A Palmeranian.
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Dog Jokes & Cat Jokes)
Why do dogwood trees make good pets?… Because they have a great bark, but wooden bite. (Tree Jokes)
Why did Grandpa have an emotional support dog beside him always?… So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks when he travels. (Grandparent Jokes)
A scientist took his dog to work to help experiment on pasta… It’s labranoodle!
Which founding father is a dog’s favorite?… Bone Franklin. (4th of July Jokes)
I’m beginning to think deciding to call my dog “Shark” was a big mistake… I’ve been banned from all my local beaches!
What do you call a rapper working at Cold Stone?… Scoop Dogg. (365 Music Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
I have a dog called Minton. Guess what I call him when he does something naughty… Badminton! (Badminton Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (4th of July Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a pug with Gru from Despicable Me?… A group hug.
What did the woman say to her dog, Berry, after he ripped up her fruit garden… That’s the final straw berry! (Strawberry Jokes)
The US Navy will start to equip all their subs with emotional support dogs. After a lot study, they decided on Dachshunds… They will be subma-weiners. (Dog Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”
What do you call it when dogs howl together in protest?… The Boston Flea Party.
My dog Minton ate a shuttlecock!… Bad Minton! (Badminton Jokes)
My dog Minton ate two shuttlecocks!… Bad Minton! Bad Minton!
What do you get when you cross an ice-cream, a dog, and a cow?… A milk-shake! (Dog Jokes / Cow Jokes / Milk Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about dogs?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good dog knock-knock joke?
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good dog knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What’s a penguin’s favorite dog?… A bichon freeze.
A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Hole #2 What do you get if you combine a fashion designer, dog lover, and lumberjack?… Pink Dogwood. (Masters Golf Jokes & Tree Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz!
Which dog breed should you invite to your St. Patrick’s Day party?… An Irish Setter.
What kind of farm dog strips corn’s ears?… A husky! (Corn Jokes)
What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog!
What would you call Padme if she was a dog?… Petme Imadoggie.
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from a blizzard?… Slush puppies! (Blizzard Jokes)
The baby corn wanted a pet, so his mama decided to buy the baby a corn dog. (Baby Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and maize?… A corn dog. (Corn Jokes)
Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?…They’re both on the (s)cent!
What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (March Madness Jokes)
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes / Werewolf Jokes / Dog Jokes)
What do you call a dog that herds watermelons?… A Melon Collie. (Watermelon Jokes)
If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?… Yankee Poodle. (Dog Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
Why didn’t the two dogs make serious Valentine’s Day plans?… It was just puppy love. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
What did the Cat in the Hat say when the dog ate its food?… You gotta be kitten me.
Why did the dog bury himself in the backyard on Earth Day?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark. (Earth Day Jokes)
Why did Frosty the Snowman turn yellow?… Ask the dog. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Bee Jokes & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC)
How do dog catchers get paid?… By the pound! (Labor Day Jokes)
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Dog Jokes)
What happened when Snoopy went to the flea circus?… He stole the show. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
How can you identify a Christmas tree?… By its bark – woof! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
Why do Christmas trees make such wonderful pets?… They have a great bark, but wooden bite. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes… My dogs don’t even own bikes. (Police Jokes & Bike Jokes)
The most loyal, kind and noble of all dog breeds is the hot dog…He’s the only one who feeds the hand that bites him. (Hot Dog Jokes)
What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua?… A hot, diggety dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog’s duties. “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one child. “No,” said another. “He’s just for good luck.” A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs,” she said firmly, “to find the fire hydrants.” (Grandparent Jokes)
What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Whale Jokes for Kids)
First dog: Where do fleas go for summer vacation? Second dog: Search me! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
Why wouldn’t the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?… There were too many vets. (Veterans Day Jokes)
What do chemists’ dogs do with their bones?… They barium! (Chemistry Jokes)
Why did the German soldier help the wounded puppy?… Because he was a veteran Aryan! (Veterans Day Jokes)
What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle! (Summer Jokes & Popsicle Jokes)
Which breed of dog is the quietest?… A hush puppy!
Why did the dog stay in the shade at summer camp?… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Summer Camp Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Christmas Jokes)
What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound. (Halloween Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
What happened when the puppy went to the flea circus?… He stole the show! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Jay Leno (Psychology Jokes)
What do you call a cold dog?… A Chili Dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?… A flea market!
If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark. (Tree Jokes for Kids)
Two dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter. “My dog is so smart,” says the first owner, “that every morning he goes to the store and buys me a sesame seed bagel with chive cream cheese, stops off at Starbucks and picks me up a mocha latte, and then comes home and turns on ESPN, all before I get out of bed.” “I know,” says the second owner. “How do you know?” the first demands. “My dog told me.”
What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
What do you get when you cross a dog and an egg?… A pooched egg. (Egg Jokes)
What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?… His bark was much worse than it’s bite! (Farming Jokes)
What protest by a group of dogs occurred in 1772?… The Boston Flea Party. (Massachusetts Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
How do fleas travel from place to place?… By itch-hiking! (Hiking Jokes)
Why do dogs like conjunctions?… They just love buts. (Grammar Jokes)
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him. (Halloween Jokes)
Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Arbor Day Jokes)
What is a fighter’s favorite dog?… A boxer. (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
Why did the puppy cross the road?… To get to the “barking” lot! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
What is the puppy’s favorite city?… New Yorkie! (Top 50 State Jokes & New York Jokes)
I’m a dog trainer. Before I met with a new client, I had her fill out a questionnaire. One question asked, “Why did you choose this breed?” My client responded, “I often ask myself this very same question.”
Have you read the book Raising Dogs?… You should it’s a pup-up book. (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Book Jokes)
Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?… It was a dog and pony show. (Horse Jokes)
Why are dogs like phones?… Because they have collar IDs.
Why did the poor puppy chase his own tail?… He was trying to make both ends meet! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You have to been careful not to step in a poodle. (Rain Jokes & Cat Jokes)
What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?… a Sub-woofer. (Music Jokes)
What is a dog’s favorite pizza?… PUParonni! (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes & Mars Jokes)
What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?… Take the words right out of his mouth! (Grammar Jokes)
What did the dog say when it saw the firework go off?… Nothing, dogs can’t talk! (Fireworks Jokes)
What do puppies and story tellers have in common?… They both have tails! (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Book Jokes)
Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?… He kept seeing spots! (Doctor Jokes)
What did the dog say to the tree?… Bark. (Tree Jokes)
What kind of dog chases anything red?… A Bulldog.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?… Because they have two left feet. (Music Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (American Revolutionary War Jokes & Bird Jokes)
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes)
I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them. (Fireworks Jokes & Computer Jokes)
What do you get when your dog jumps into the fire pit?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?… He flagged his tail! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a great dog detective?… Sherlock Bones! (Police Jokes)
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’ (Father’s Day Jokes & Beer Jokes)
Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?… Cats can’t drive!
How did the little Scottish dog react when he met the Loch Ness Monster?…: He was Terrier-fied!
A dog walks into a job center. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a gig in the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Why was the dog stealing shingles?…He wanted to become a woofer!
What do you call a dog with no legs?…It doesn’t matter, he still won’t come when you call.
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of the dog, it’s too dark to read. (Book Jokes)
What’s the difference between a businessman and a hot dog?… The businessman wears a suit but the hot dog just pants. (Hot Dog Jokes)
Two men are talking about animals. One says to the other, ‘I know of a dog worth $10,000.’ ‘Really?’ replies the other. ‘Who would have thought a dog could save so much.’
What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion?… Well you won’t be getting any mail, that’s for sure. (Lion Jokes & Mailman Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiler and a hyena?… I don’t know but I recommend you join in if it laughs!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?… Cockerpoodledoo!
What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
What do you call a frozen frankfurter?… A Chili dog.
A Dachshund walks into a telegraph office, picks up a blank form, and writes: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk looks over the paper for a minute before telling the dog, “You know, there are only nine words here. You could add another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The Dachshund shakes his head at the clerk in disbelief. “But that would make no sense at all.”
Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Tree Jokes)
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Cat Jokes)
What happens when a mole bites a dog?… He becomes Moleicious! (Mole Day Jokes)
How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Grinch Jokes)
What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?… A hot dog! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
What did the skeleton say to the puppy?… bonappetite. (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?… That hit the spots!
What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Alaska Jokes & Music Jokes)
What do you call a large dog that meditates?… Aware wolf. (Top Psychology Jokes)
What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?… A greyhound buzz! (Bee Jokes)
What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?… Felix Naughty Dog. (Dog Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?… A collie-flower! (Flower Jokes)
Who is the puppy’s favorite comedian?… Growlcho Marx (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?… It barked with de-light!
What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?… “Well, doggone!” (Bear Jokes)
What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Top Cat Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?… Dingo Starr!
What do you call a dog magician?… A labracadabrador.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?… A friend you can count on. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
What is a dogs favorite instrument?… A trombone. (Music Jokes)
What’s a dog’s ideal job?… Barkeology. (Top Archeology Jokes)
What kind of dog likes taking a bath?…a shampoodle! (Barber jokes)
What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?…It starts raining cats and dogs. (Rain Jokes)
What did the cat say to the dog?…Check meow-t! (Cat Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?… A dog that chases cars – and catches them! (Car Racing Jokes)
What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?… Sparky.
Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.
Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?… Because “Frost” bites! (Snowman Jokes)
What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?… Ten After One. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?… A petticoat!
Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?… Because they always it the Paws button! (Movie Jokes)
What did the dog say to the sandpaper?… Ruff.
What is a dogs favorite flower?… Anything in your garden! (Flower Jokes)
What’s a dog favorite hobby?… Collecting fleas!
What is the fastest dog in the world?… A Labraghini.
Where do you put barking dogs?… In a barking lot.
Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?… The re-tail store. (Black Friday Jokes)
What did the dog say to the flea?… Stop bugging me!
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?… a chili dog on a bun! (Hot Dog Jokes)
Why did the dog stay in the shade?… Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest?… Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark. (Tree Jokes)
The first time Snoop Dogg bought a pot pie he was probably very disappointed. ((Dog Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
Why did the dog cross the road twice?… He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories?… A shaggy dogs tale!
I asked my dog what’s that thing on top of the house?.. And the he said “Roof Roof”.
What did the tree say to the dog? Tree: Do you like bark? Dog: What do you think? I bark every day of my life. (Tree Jokes)
Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?… A New Yorkie!
What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?… A croaker spaniel! (Frog Jokes)
What did one flea say to the other?…Should we walk or take a dog?
What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?… Pupcakes! (Cupcake Jokes)
What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?… That’s ruffffffff!!
Dalmatian say after his meal?… “That hit the spots!”
Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?… A Chi-ha-ha!
What do you call a wild dog that you can’t find?… A WHEREwolf! (Halloween Jokes)
Why did you eat your homework?… Because I don’t have a dog. (180 School Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a gold puppy with a telephone?… A golden receiver!
What do you call a black Eskimo dog?… A dusky husky!
Why didn’t the puppy speak to his foot?… Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw! (Top Father’s Day Jokes & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
Why do puppies wag their tails?… “Because no one else will do it for them!” (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
What’s red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog?… A revolutionary warthog! (American Revolution Jokes)
Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?… He was CON-fused!
Why do puppies bury bones in the ground?… Because you can’t bury them in trees! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?… “I must throw that doggie out the window!”(Puppy Jokes for Kids)
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?… Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
What kind of dog does Dracula have?… A bloodhound! (Top Halloween Jokes)
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?… The collie wobbles!
When does a dog go “moo”?… When it is learning a new language!
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (World Ocean Day Jokes)
What does my puppy and my phone have in common?… They both have collar I.D.
How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (4th of July Jokes)
What do you call a cold dog?… Chilli Dog.
A sign said, “Do not allow your dog to chase, injure, or worry wildlife.” How is a dog going to “worry” wildlife? Run up to a bird: “Hey, I think you’ve got something on your beak. It could be a tumor.”
A woman called our airline customer-service desk asking if she could take her dog on board. “Sure,” I said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.” I further explained that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over. The customer was flummoxed: “I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them. Harry Hill
My dog was my soul mate; we both took naps, we both skipped lunch, we both hated the vacuum. Elayne Boosle
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
What is a dog’s favorite food?… Anything that is on your plate!
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?… A sausage dog! (Hot Dog Jokes)
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?… Because you can’t bury them in trees!
How does a dog stop a video?… By pressing the paws button.
My niece was dragged into court by a neighbor who complained about her barking dogs. At one point, the judge asked the neighbor a question. The neighbor didn’t reply. “Sir, are you going to answer me?” The neighbor leaped to his feet. “Are you talking to me?” he asked. “Sorry; I can’t hear a darn thing.” The case was dismissed
“We’re eating dinner soon. Don’t fill up on homework.” Dog mom
What looks like a dog, eats dog food, lives in a doghouse, and is very dangerous?… A dog with a machete.
I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don’t chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield
How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
What is a dog’s favorite sport?…Formula 1 drooling! (Car Racing Jokes)
Why did the dog wear white sneakers?… Because his boots were at the menders!
Why did Grandpa have an emotional support dog when he travels on a plane?… So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks.
Why did Grandpa have an emotional support dog when he travels on a train?… So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks.
Why did Grandpa have an emotional support dog when he travels on a boat?… So that he could blame the dog day in and out for all his gas leaks.
What do you call a canine born on Cinco De Mayo?… Felix Naughty Dog. (Christmas Jokes)
What dog keeps the best time on a field trip?…A watchdog.

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