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- Why don’t the apes in the jungle play poker any more?… There are just too many Cheetahs.
- What does a gorilla learns in school… His Ape B C’s.
- Why are apes so noisy?… They were raised in a zoo!
- What do you call an exploding ape?… A baboom.
- Do Apes kiss?… Yes, but never on the first date!
- How do you make an Ape float?… Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- How do you make an Ape laugh?… Tell it a whale of a tale! (Whale Jokes)
- If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?… Wet!
- How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper?… The elevator was broken!
- What do you call an ape with a hat and wand?… Hairy potter.
- What do baby apes sleep in?… Ape-ricots! (Napping Jokes)
- What’s the first thing an ape learns in school?… The ape b c’s!
- When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During ape-ril showers.
- Which sea will make you go ape?… The chimpan-sea!
- What is a ape’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
- What does a Ape attorney study?… The Law of the jungle!
- What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?… A banana split!
- When did the Apes start to picket the cookie factory?… The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
- When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Ape hiding in the uppermost branches land?… Nearby – the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!
- Which author do the Gorillas love most?… Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
- Who is the Apes favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!
- Why couldn’t the Ape pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
- Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
- Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
- Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
- Why do apes have big nostrils?… They have big fingers.
- Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?… He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
- What’s a monkey’s favorite type of computer?… an Ape-le mac!
- What’s a monkey’s favourite fruit?… An ape-le!
- What do apes do when they’re mad at each other?… They have a Gorilla war!
- Why did the ape go to the doctor?… Because his banana wasn’t peeling very well!
- What do monkeys read?… The ‘apers
- What’s an apes favorite drink?… A sas-gorilla.
- What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?… Ape-rons!
- How do apes get down the stairs?… They slide down the banana-ster!
- What do apes do when they go mad?… Go bananas!
- Where do chimpanzees keep their babies?… In apricots!
- What do you call a ape playing quidditch?… A hairy potter!!
- What’s a ape’s favorite pop group?… Bananarama!
- What is a ape’s favorite toy?… A Bab-boom-orang!
- What do you call six green apes?… A bunch of gr-apes!
- What sort of key does a ape need to open a banana?… A monk-key!
- What did the monkey say to the other monkey that went mad?… You’ve gone completely ape!
- Where do apes like to get their hair cut?… Vidal Baboon!
- Why do apes tell such bad stories?… Because they have no tales!
- What did the banana say to the ape?… Nothing, bananas don’t talk!
PG-13 Jokes
- What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper?… Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!
- What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper?… Listen, hotshots, don’t monkey around with me!
- Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!
- Which technique does a Ape borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?… The bear hug!