Whale Jokes: Whale Jokes for Kids

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  1. What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Grandparent Jokes)
  2. What do whales eat?… Fish and ships.
  3. What do you call a baby whale?… A little squirt!
  4. Did you hear about the flying whale?… Actually its a whale of a story.
  5. What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum!
  6. What do you get when you cross a cow and a whale?… Sha-Moo.
  7. How do you get banned from Sea World?… Free Willy.
  8. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Dog Jokes)
  9. Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide!
  10. How do you make a fish laugh?… Tell a whale of a tale.
  11. I know a whale joke. Its a real killer.

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