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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best tutoring jokes.
- How often does a chemistry tutor tell a joke?… periodically. (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the Cyclops Tutoring Company go out of business?… It only had one pupil!
- What makes a Cyclops such an effective tutor?… He has only one pupil. (365 Jokes for Teachers)
- Why did the chemistry tutor get fired… He had no chemistry with the student. (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
- Do not hire this math tutor “3 out of 2 people do not understand fractions! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Did you hear there is no longer an essay requirement on the SAT?… Now it’s just going to be called the T. (Top High School Jokes)
- What kind of teacher passes gas?… A tutor! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Psychology Tutor: Do you know anything about Pavlov? Student: It rings a bell. (Top Psychology Jokes & Psychology Lessons)
- Did you hear the joke about a tutor eating a cookie?…. It is crummy. (180 School Jokes)
- A Chemistry tutor told a joke… there was no reaction! (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the geography student need a tutor?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Geography Jokes for Teachers)
- What kind of teacher passes gas?… A tutor!
- What kind of tree does a math tutor climb?… Geometry. (Top Math Jokes)
- How does a tutor make a tissue dance?… He / she puts a little boogey in it!
- Physics Tutor: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes, if he had been sitting here looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”
- Why did the tutor take his book in the hospital?…Because it had a broken spine.
- What did the math book tell the tutor?….I have a lot of problems.
- What do call a tutor who is afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Top Christmas Jokes)
- Why did the M&M hire a tutor?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie!
- My tutor owns a cat. Do you know his favorite color?… PUUUUURple
- Why did the hot dog hire a tutor?…. He wanted to make an honor roll!
- Why did the teacher who tutors bury $5,000 in his backyard garden?….to make his soil rich!
- Why did the tutor stare at the automobile’s radio?….He wanted to watch a car-tune.
- Why did the tutor throw a clock out the window?…He wanted time to fly.
- What kind of tutor does a snake need?… A Hissss-tory tutor!
- Tutor: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $500 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?” Student: “A heart attack.”
- What did the pirate need a speech tutor?… To help him pronounce his RRRRRs (Top Pirate Jokes)
- Why are magicians good tutors?… They’re good at trick questions.
- When is the best time for a tutor to go to the dentist?…2:30 (Tooth Hurty)!
- Tutor:“How can you prove the earth is round?” Student: “I can’t. Besides, I never said it was.” (Top Geography Jokes for Teachers)
- What city has the highest number of students who cheat?… Peking, China.
- Why did the billboard need a tutor?… to learn sign language.
- Why did the broom get a poor grade in school and need a tutor?… Because it was always sweeping during class!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you go to school, do your homework with the tutor!
- Why was the tutor wearing sunglasses on the 1st day of school?… She had bright students! (Top Summer Jokes)
- Son: Today my tutor yelled at me for something I didn’t do. Mom: What was that? Son: My homework!
- Son: I’m not going back to my tutor ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
- What’s the king of all tutoring supplies?… The ruler.
- Mother: Does your tutor like you? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X’s on my test paper!
- A math tutoring book never written: “High School Math” by Cal Q. Luss. (Top Math Jokes)
- Chemistry Tutor: What is the chemical formula for water? Student:H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O. Chemistry Tutor: What are you talking about? Student:Yesterday you said it was H to O.(Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the little vampires stay up all night with his tutor?… They were studying for a blood test. (Top Halloween Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a tutor and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”
- What is the first thing tutor teaches a little snake?… Hiss tory. (Top Social Studies Jokes)
- What do tutors give to little astronauts get when they get an answer write?… Gold stars.
- Mother: What did you learn during your 1st day with your tutor? Son: Not enough; I have to go back tomorrow!
- Student: Teacher, I don’t have a pencil. Tutor: How can you come without a pencil? Student: I took the bus.
- Student: “Tutor, may I leave the room?” Tutor: “Well, you certainly can’t take it with you.”
- Tutor: Why did you eat your homework, Joe? Student: Because I don’t have a dog.
- I show up at the beginning of each school year with a full pencil box and an empty head. (Back to School Jokes)
- Son to mother after 1st tutoring session. “Nothing exciting happened except the tutor didn’t know how to spell cat, so I told her.”
- What is the first thing a tutor teachers a little gorilla?… The Ape B C’s.
- Some kids enjoy buying school supplies. To me, it’s like buying your own dental instruments.
- I buy pencils with an eraser at both ends. That’s so I can make sure I don’t make the same mistake twice.
- I love school supplies. If only there were some other place we could use them besides school.
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! There are a few more good seasonal jokes.
- 102 School Jokes