365 Teacher Jokes: Joke of the Day for Teachers

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March

  1. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Dr. Seuss JokesDr. Seuss Trivia)
  2. What Dr. Suess baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Top Baseball Jokes Read Across America Jokes & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
  3. What do librarians hang over their babies’ cribs?… Bookmobiles. (World Book Day Jokes)
  4. What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I” (Dr. Seuss JokesDr. Seuss Trivia)
  5. Teacher: You missed school yesterday, didn’t you? Student: Not very much! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  6. Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Maria’s exam. Student: I sure hope you didn’t, either! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  7. What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Top Teacher Jokes)
  8. How do leprechauns eat their pancakes?… In short stacks. (Top St. Patrick Day Jokes & National Pancake Day Jokes)
  9. Do not hire this math tutor “3 out of 2 people do not understand fractions! (Top Math Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes Top Tutoring Jokes)
  10. Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  11. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  12. 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  13. The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  14. What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (Top Pi Day Jokes)
  15. Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  16. Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  17. Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  18. How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  19. How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? …. He’s Dublin over with laughter! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  20. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes & Top Easter Jokes)
  21. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Top Easter Jokes)
  22. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Top Easter Jokes)
  23. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Easter Jokes)
  24. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Top Easter Jokes)
  25. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Top Easter Jokes)
  26. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days. (Top Easter Jokes)
  27. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  28. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired. (Top Easter Jokes)

June

  1. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school (Top Summer Jokes)
  2. Why did the Cyclops Tutoring Company go out of business?… It only had one pupil! (Top Tutoring Jokes)
  3. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?… Boarding school.
  4. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students!

July

  1. Did you hear the joke about a tutor eating a cookie?…. It is crummy! (Top Tutoring Jokes)

August

  1. How does a tutor make a tissue dance?… He / she puts a little boogey in it! (Top Tutoring Jokes)

September

  1. Best back to school book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings.


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October

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  2. What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)

November

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December

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February

  1. What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher?… He became a pound hog!(Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  2. What do you call Punxsutawney Phil’s laundry?… Hogwash. (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  3. What happens if the ground log sees its shadow?… We’ll have six more weeks of splinters! (Top 10 Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  4. What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  5. Why are fish so smart?… They live in schools! (Top Geography Jokes)
  6. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Geography Jokes)
  7. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Top Football Jokes)
  8. What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. (Top Chemistry Jokes)
  9. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Top Winter Jokes)
  10. What is a snake’s favorite class?… Hissss-tory! (Great Lessons for Psychology and U.S. History)
  11. Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?… Because you can really party hearty! (Top Seasonal Jokes)
  12. Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?… No, but they had an apple. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  13. What did one oar say to the other?… “Can I interest you in a little row-mance?” (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  14. Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?… Because it’s all heart. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  15. Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?…. Because he couldn’t lie. (Top President’s Day Jokes)
  16. How did George Washington speak to his army?…. In general terms! (Top President’s Day Jokes)
  17. Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil War?… After a while, he took it for Grant-ed! (Top President’s Day Jokes)
  18. Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  19. Why do magicians do so well in school?… They’re good at trick questions. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  20. Best school book never written: “The Best Subject in School” by Jim Class. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  21. Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  22. Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  23. What makes a Cyclops such an effective teacher?… He has only one pupil. (Top Tutoring Jokes)
  24. Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located?… Student: At the great airports! (Top Geography Jokes)
  25. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  26. What’s the king of all school supplies?… The ruler. (Top Elementary School Jokes)
  27. I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.(Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
  28. What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
  29. Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)

 

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