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    Hurricane Season: Sun, Jun 1, 2025 – Sun, Nov 30, 2025

    1. Hurricanes are no joke… but everything else on this page is.
    2. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
    3. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (August Jokes)
    4. The Worst Natural Disaster Election! The natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up badly. Flooding was a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
    5. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
    6. Hurricanes are very… depressing.
    7. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
    8. What is a top requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
    9. We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything!
    10. A hurricane is very… depressing.
    11. I want to make a hurricane joke…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
    12. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
    13. Hurricane Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
    14. Hurricane Jokes: What is on a storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
    15. What did the Hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. (Biology Jokes)
    16. How do hurricane’s see?… With one eye. (Biology Jokes)
    17. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route?
    18. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought hmm, there’s a storm brewing.
    19. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
    20. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i”.
    21. What is a Tropical Storms favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!” (Guitar Jokes)
    22. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water. (Ocean Jokes)
    23. Music Jokes: What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
    24. Music Jokes: What is the #1 #Clash song during a hurricane?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
    25. Music Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
    26. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
    27. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane. He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
    28. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane. (Psychology Jokes)
    29. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare the hurricane?
    30. I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
    31. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
    32. Why did the hurricane go to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
    33. What happens to a sailboat in a hurricane?… Mast destruction.
    34. What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of hurricanes?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
    35. 3 girls were being executed. The 1st girl was getting ready to be shot. Guard: “Ready aim-” 1st girl: “Tornado!” The guard turned around she escaped. 2nd girl was being executed. Guard: ”Ready aim-” 2nd girl “Hurricane!” 3rd girl Guard: “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!”
    36. Milton High School Wildcats… Hurricane Milton Wild Cat 5.
    37. I always get a little sad during hurricane season… …you could say I have tropical depression.
    38. Why did the teacher rush to the hurricane flood zone?… To test the water.
    39. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits?  
    40. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s hurricane joke.
    41. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first.
    42. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona & two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20!
    43. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around.
    44. A hurricane was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm.
    45. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane polo is nowhere in sight.
    46. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.”
    47. We’re about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to a red blob out in the ocean and making two basic announcements: #1 There is no need to panic. #2 We could all be killed, any day now, by massive, engulfing walls of turgid water, relentlessly driven by shrieking 200 MPH winds, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
    48. What do you call a walking stick that makes Nana walk faster?… A hurricane.
    49. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
    50. Music Jokes: Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
    51. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t!
    52. What do you call a hurricane that hits PuertoRico?… A PR disaster!
    53. Hurricane Milton is just like Hurricane Helene… it might raise Hell!
    54. You can’t trust hurricanes… they’re known to blow things out of proportion.
    55. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
    56. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. 
    57. Where does a turtle go when during a hurricane?… A shell-ter.
    58. What 2024 hurricane did the French citizens watch closely?… Hurricane Francine.
    59. I would rather live in Milton, Mass than be in Hurricane Milton’s path.
    60. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere
    61. I would go rather shopping at Milton’s Mens’ Store than be in Hurricane Milton’s path!
    62. What did the Hurricane say to Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
    63. Hurricane Kirk Jokes: What is Captain Kirk’s favorite hurricane of all-time?… Hurricane Kirk.
    64. Be safe!… This next hurricane might raise Hell!
    65. Category 4 Hurricane Milton was no joke…. It raised Hell in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
    66. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
    67. I love Little Debbie treats. Hurricane Debby… not so much.
    68. What hurricane makes the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
    69. When Hurricane Milton hit Puerto Rico in August of 2024??… A PR disaster!
    70. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing!
    71. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke?
    72. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan!
    73. I tried to catch some fog during the hurricane… but I mist.
    74. What hurricane invests the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
    75. I asked the hurricane for a joke… but it just blew me away.
    76. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
    77. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
    78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
    79. A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away… The sea rises by and says “Hello Beach! Where’s the rest of ya!?” The beach replies: “I’m not shore anymore.”
    80. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.
    81. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
    82. You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?… It’s just a watered down  BahamaMama.
    83. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down.
    84. What hurricane is a typical beach house guest?… #Sandy.
    85. Hurricane Joaquin This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin, Phoenix.
    86. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Ian?… Tampa Pray.
    87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes?
    88. Have you heard about the hurricane party?… It’s going to be in tents.
    89. Texas refuses to remove its statues. Hurricane volunteers to help.
    90. What did the Hurricane say to Texas coast?… I have my eye on you.
    91. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place
    92. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.
    93. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”  
    94. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c! https://bit.ly/2CO5ICr
    95. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
    96. I’m trying to write a blog about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
    97. Why did the hurricane apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
    98. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
    99. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
    100. How did you find the hurricane on your summer vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
    101. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.