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1. Hurricanes are no joke… but everything else on this page is.
2. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the National Hurricane Center and listen to their advice!
3. Hurricane Erin Jokes: What did Hurricane Erin say to the Outerbanks?… Hey, Why don’t you get outer here.
4. What did the National Hurricane Center to the hurricane?… I have my eye on you. 
5. August Knock Knock Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane!
6. What did the hurricane say to coast?… I have my eye on you. 
7. Election Jokes: The Worst Natural Disaster Election! The natural disasters took a vote to see which one was the worst. Hurricane blew the others away. Earthquake shook things up badly. Flooding was a wash. Blizzard almost buried the rest. Meteor made a deep impact. But in the end, Avalanche won by a landslide.
8. Meteorologists reconfigured the 5 categories of hurricane… Number 5 will blow you away.
9. Psychology Jokes: Hurricanes are very… depressing.
10. What is in the middle of a hurricane?… An “i”.
11. Be safe!… This next hurricane might raise Hell!
12. Psychology Jokes: Why did the hurricane go to therapy?… It had too much internal pressure.
13. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Fly Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
14. Hurricane Jokes: What song is on every storm chaser’s playlist?… Riders on the Storm by the Doors.
15. I want to make a hurricane joke…  But I am scared my inbox will be flooded.
16. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Ireland loves Hurricane Erin… “Erin go bragh”
17. Ireland was honored to be named a Hurricane (Erin).
18. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the 1st hurricane in 2025? (Hurricane Erin)
19. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 1 hurricane?
20. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a surge of laughter.
21. Music Jokes: What is on a hurricane’s playlist… Call Me the Breeze by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
22. I told a hurricane joke… I was expecting a wave of applause.
23. I did a hurricane comedy set… the crowd loved it and did the wave at the end.
24. Music Jokes: What do you get when you cross a hurricane with a cruise ship full of 1990’s boy bands?… Washed up musicians.
26. Biology Jokes: How do hurricane’s see?… With one eye.
27. What is a top requested song during a hurricane?… Gimme Shelter by the Rolling Stones.
28. Hurricane Joaquin: This Category 3 Storm is likely to hit the Eastern US this week. Good news for Arizona residents: you will not be affected by Joaquin.
29. While getting ready for the hurricane I noticed there was less people in the snack aisle than the water aisle… I’m just kidding, I live in America.
30. We should just name hurricanes after politicians…. That way we wouldn’t have to worry about them actually coming through with anything!
31. A hurricane walks into a bar… The owner doesn’t have insurance so his life is pretty much ruined.
32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the best hurricane evacuation route?
33. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 96 MPH could be the start of a Category 2 hurricane!
34. I went into the kitchen and saw a hurricane making a pot of tea I thought hmm, there’s a storm brewing.
35. Hurricane Marco is headed towards land… Hurricane Polo is nowhere in sight.
36. Tree Jokes: What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
37. I love Little Debbie treats. Hurricane Debby… not so much.
38. What hurricane is a typical beach house guest?… Sandy.
39. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 111 MPH could be the start of a Category 3 hurricane! 
40. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”
41. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
42. Music Jokes: What is the most popular Jimmy Buffett song during a hurricane?… Trying to Reason with the Hurricane Season.
43. Music Jokes: What is the #1 Clash song during a hurricane for residents?… Should I Stay or Should I Go?
44. Music Jokes: Katy Perry sang that after a hurricane comes a rainbow, but you know what else comes after a hurricane?… A moron in a suit.
45. Music Jokes: I’m trying to write a song about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
46. A hurricane will be hitting…. There will be heavy down pour of jokes soon.
47. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane. He said, “Na-ama-ste.”
48. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me bag sand to prepare the hurricane?
49. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Aer Lingus… the unofficial airline of Hurricane Erin. (2025)
50. We’re about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you’re going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to a red blob out in the ocean and making two basic announcements: #1 There is no need to panic. #2 We could all be killed, any day now, by massive, engulfing walls of turgid water, relentlessly driven by shrieking 200 MPH winds, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
51. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 5 hurricane?
52. Hurricane Erin Jokes: Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe believe Hurricane Erin is now a Category 4 hurricane?
53. What do you call a hurricane that hits Puerto Rico?… A PR disaster!
54. I’m trying to write a joke about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
55. What do you call a weak hurricane?… Hurrican’t!
56. Hurricane Kirk Jokes: What is Captain Kirk’s favorite hurricane of all-time?… Hurricane Kirk.
57. Hurricane Ian was coming, and my mother was thirsty. My mother has a glass of port wine with almost every dinner, and insists that any guests over 21 do the same. A handful of my friends have also come to wait out the storm with us, as they had to evacuate. While at the grocery store stocking up on food, my mother insists on getting more wine for our guests. However, the grocery store was out of her favorite brand. It’s okay. She said. Any Port in a storm.
58. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the c!
59. What happens to a sailboat in a hurricane?… Mast destruction.
60. Psychology Jokes: A hurricane is very… depressing.
61. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida rather be safe than sorry with a hurricane warning!
62. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane?
63. What NHL team is the unofficial sponsor of hurricanes?… The Carolina Hurricanes.
64. 3 girls were being executed. The 1st girl was getting ready to be shot. Guard: “Ready aim-” 1st girl: “Tornado!” The guard turned around she escaped. 2nd girl was being executed. Guard: ”Ready aim-” 2nd girl “Hurricane!” 3rd girl Guard: “Ready aim-” The girl yelled, “Fire!”
65. Hurricane Milton Jokes: Milton High School Wildcats… Hurricane Milton Wild Cat 5.
66. Psychology Jokes: I always get a little sad during hurricane season… …you could say I have tropical depression.
67. I’m trying to write a poem about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
68. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a category 5 hurricane!
69. Teacher Jokes for August: Why did the teacher rush to the hurricane flood zone?… To test the water.
70. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits?  
71. In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded… I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes. 
72. What do you call a hurricane that’s late?… A takeitstimecane.
73. I saw a comedy show… I was swept away by the comedian’s hurricane joke.
74. It’s too early for hurricane jokes… wait for everything to blow over first.
75. A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona & two hurricanes… The bartender says that’ll be $20.20!
76. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.”
77. What’s Irish, sits outside and rarely survives a Florida hurricane?… Paddy O’ Furniture.
78. I took a picture of Hurricane Dorian… but it came out Grey.
79. Where does a turtle go when during a hurricane?… A shell-ter.
80. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
81. You can’t trust hurricanes… they’re known to blow things out of proportion.
82. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hurricane jokes.
83. Why is it really hard to sneak up on a hurricane?… Because they’re always turning around.
84. What do you call a walking stick that makes Nana walk faster?… A hurricane.
85. After the hurricane, fixing the fence around our family farm reminded me a lot of jokes… A lot of reposting.
86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a Tropical Storm and a hurricane?
87. Mardi Gras Pun: This drink will rock you like a hurricane!
88. What 2024 hurricane did the French citizens watch closely?… Hurricane Francine.
89. I would rather live in Milton, Mass than be in Hurricane Milton’s path.
90. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane.
91. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a Category 1 hurricane!
92. How do you find the eye of a hurricane?… Look near the r!
93. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere
94. I would go rather shopping at Milton’s Mens’ Store than be in Hurricane Milton’s path!
95. What did the Hurricane say to Florida coast?… I have my eye on you.
96. Category 4 Hurricane Milton was no joke…. It raised Hell in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
97. Did you hear about the dock that collapsed during the hurricane?… It experienced pier pressure.
98. What hurricane makes the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
99. Have you heard about the street performer who did his act in the middle of a hurricane?… It was mime-blowing!
100. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke?
101. Remember Hurricane Sandy that hit New York a couple years ago?… They made a mixed drink after it It’s pretty much a watered down Manhattan!
102. I tried to catch some fog during the hurricane… but I mist.
103. A book never written: “Living Through The Storm” by Ty Foon.
104. Remember, If your apartment is hit by a dolphin, DO NOT GO OUT TO SEE IF THE DOLPHIN IS OKAY… That’s how the hurricane tricks you into coming outside.
105. What hurricane invests the most money?… Hurricane “EARN” esto.
106. I asked the hurricane for a joke… but it just blew me away.
107. I’m writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes… It’s only a draft at the moment.
108. What do you get if you a cross a card game with a hurricane?… Bridge over troubled water.
109. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
110. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane?
111. A big hurricane came by and washed a beach away… The sea rises by and says “Hello Beach! Where’s the rest of ya!?” The beach replies: “I’m not shore anymore.”
112. What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?… Hang onto your leaves, this will be no ordinary breeze.
113. Hurricane Milton is just like Hurricane Helene… it might raise Hell!
114. You hear about the new drink called The Hurricane Dorian?… It’s just a watered down  Bahama Mama.
115. What’s the difference between a horse and a hurricane?… One is reined up and the other rains down.
116. Why did the hurricane apologize?… It had a whirlwind of regrets.
117. Before I married my wife she like a hurricane… She was a 5 but now she is a 2.
118. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good hurricane knock knock jokes?
119. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 4 hurricane and a category 5 hurricane?
120. Why are hurricane winds so fast?… Because if they weren’t, they’d be slowicanes.
121. Have you heard about the hurricane party?… It’s going to be in tents.
122. Texas refuses to remove its statues… Hurricane volunteers to help.
123. What did the Hurricane say to Texas coast?… I have my eye on you.
124. A hurricane tore off a quarter of my roof… Now all I have is a Roo.
125. What is a Tropical Storm’s favorite song?… “Rock You Like A Hurricane!”  
126. What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?… A hurricane.
127. I’m trying to write a blog about hurricanes… But at the moment it is just a draft.
128. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida stock up on water before the hurricane hits!
129. What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called?… Hurricanes with cataracts.
130. What did the hurricane say to the island?… I’ve got my eye on you.
131. How did you find the hurricane on your summer vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
132. Why shouldn’t you stare at hurricanes for too long?… You’ll get lost in their eyes.
133. Why do they call some storms Tropical Depressions?… Because it’s a storm that is suffering from a “Depression” because it couldn’t become a hurricane.
134. A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, a hurricane and a divorced wife…. Nothing, They all get the house.
135. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me if I should stay or go, because a hurricane is coming?
136. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure I am safe for the hurricane?
137. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits?
138. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we are getting a hurricane?
139. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough gas before the hurricane hits?
140. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 136 MPH could be the start of a #category4 hurricane!
141. What do you call a walking stick that makes grandma walk faster?… A hurricane.
142. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 157 MPH could be the start of a #category2 hurricane!
143. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you go to the store and stock up on water and other essentials for hurricane?
144. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me board up the windows for hurricane?
145. Hurricane Ian is very… depressing.
146. What was Governor Ron DeSantis advice to some Florida residents during Hurricane Ian?… Tampa Pray.
147. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Hurricane… Hurricane who?… Hurry! Cane you run away from the #storm?
148. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida buy some #batteries!
149. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock knock joke?
150. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me clean up after the hurricane?
152. This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween…. Because we’re gonna get rocked like a hurricane.
153. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild after the hurricane?
154. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 3 hurricane and a category 4 hurricane?
155. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane?
156. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 1 hurricane and a category 2 hurricane?
157. So if someone decides to ride out the hurricane instead of evacuating… Does that make them a “Flo-rida”?  
158. What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?… a milkshake.
159. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between a category 2 hurricane and a category 3 hurricane?
160. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about hurricanes?
161. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a of.
162. A hurricane tore off a half of my roof… Now all I have is a Ro
163. What did the hurricane say to the Louisiana shore?… I have my eye on you.
164. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida evacuate RIGHT NOW!
165. A hurricane just blew the roof off the local cheese factory…. De Brie is everywhere.
166. How do hurricanes see?… With one eye.
167. Hurricane Ian is no joke… but everything else on this page is. 
168. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH was the start of Hurricane Ida!
169. I always get a little sad during hurricane season in New Orleans… …you could say I have tropical depression.
170. What did the Hurricane say to New England coast?… I have my eye on you.
171. How did you find the tropical storm on your vacation?… I just went outside and there it was.
172. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida like to thank the National Weather Service for keeping us updated!
173. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida prepare for the hurricane RIGHT NOW!
174. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida make sure the pets are packed up and ready to go!
175. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida trust the government leaders and listen to their advice!
176. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida check the generator before the hurricane hits!
177. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida get bread and water before the hurricane hits!
178. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Ida… Ida Who?… Ida fill up the car with gas before the hurricane hits!
179. Tampa Pray for Tampa Bay.
180. Where do squirrels go in a hurricane?… All over the place.
181. When Hurricane Milton hit Puerto Rico in August of 2024??… A PR disaster!