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- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Bacon Jokes & Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- What did the leap year baby do during its first birthday party?… Had a “four”tastic time!
- What’s a leap year baby’s favorite kind of cake?… One with four layers for each leap year! (Birthday Jokes)
- Why did the leap year baby become a comedian?… They had four times as long to perfect their jokes!
- How does a leap year baby celebrate their 21st birthday?… They’ve only had 5 official birthdays, so they’re still a teenager!
- Why did the leap year baby feel left out?… Because they only get to celebrate once every four years!
- How does a leap year baby calculate their age in dog years?… They still only count the regular years!
- What did the leap year baby say when someone asked their age?… “I’m four times younger than you think!”
- Why did the leap year baby’s friends throw them a surprise party?… Because they never know when to expect it!
- Why did the leap year baby refuse to blow out their candles?… They were waiting for four years’ worth of wishes!
- What’s a leap year baby’s favorite game to play at their birthday party?… “Pin the Tail on the Leap!”
- Why did the leap year baby become a detective?… They were used to tracking down their birthdays! (Police Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- What did the leap year baby say when someone asked if they were excited about their birthday?… I’ve been waiting four years for this!
- Why did the leap year baby go to the doctor on February 29th?… They wanted to make sure they were still aging properly!
- How does a leap year baby count down to their next birthday?… With four times the anticipation!
- What did the leap year baby’s parents say when they were born?… We only have to buy presents once every four years!
- Why did the leap year baby’s friends throw them a surprise party on February 28th?… Because they couldn’t wait another four years to celebrate! (Baby Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- How does a leap year baby celebrate their 100th birthday?… They’ve only had 25 official birthdays!
- What do you call a frog born on February 29?… Leap frog. (Birthday Jokes & Frog Jokes)
- Have you met anyone with birthdays on Leap Year Day… They are all mature for their age.
- Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people with more birthdays live longer… Rest In Peace people born on the 29th of February.
- Leap Day Jokes: Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally! (Beer Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- Have you heard, the new lobster neighbors didn’t give any gifts to anyone on birthdays?… They’re quite shellfish.
- My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 80. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, “Did you start at 1?” (Grandparent Jokes)
- Why do people give a shout-out to their grandpa on their birthdays?… Because that is the only way grandpa can hear them.
- Why is today the last day that one can see 82-year-old grandpa?… Because he would be 83 tomorrow.
- How was grandmother’s 90th birthday party?… It was an emotional moment for all of us, even the cake was in tiers. (Cake Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- My father gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday… I couldn’t find the words to thank him.
- What the most frustrating thing for dragons when Kings threw them birthday parties?… Blowing out the candles… (Dragon Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- My friend had his birthday out on the slopes during our skiing trip… so we all sang ‘Freeze a jolly good fellow!’ (Skiing Jokes)
- How did the chef wish the croissant happy birthday?… Hope you have a berry happy birthday.
- For her birthday, I took my girlfriend to an orchard we stood there looking at the trees for about an hour… Not the apple watch she wanted apparently… (Tree Jokes & Fall Jokes)
- What gets a year older every time it rings?… A tree. (Tree Jokes)
- For my son’s birthday, I got him a copy of “The Lord of the Rings,” but he wasn’t too happy… He thought it was a Tolkien gesture. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
- Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
- What do Penguins sing on a birthday?… Freeze a jolly good fellow. (Birthday Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- What does a penguin eat on its birthday?… Fish cakes! (Cake Jokes / Fishing Jokes / Penguin Jokes)
- What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?… A Bert-day cake! (Sesame Street Jokes)
- Which ice-cream flavor is always celebrating?… Birthday cake!
- How do you wish an ice cream a happy birthday?… Hope your birthday is gelato fun! (Ice Cream Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for America’s Birthday. (Bacon Jokes & 4th of July Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Pizza Jokes & Star Wars Jokes)
- When’s your birthday?… January 1st… What year?… Every year.
- Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom! (Candle Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was and she said March 1st… Been marching for half an hour now, and she still hasn’t told me. (March Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Birthday The Judge asks the defendant, “When is your birthday Mr. McKenzie?“ – “February 20th, Your Honor.” – “And what year?” – “Every year, Your Honor” (Birthday Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… A hat! (Birthday Jokes & Hat Jokes)
- What is the Cat in the Hat’s favorite birthday party game?… Mews-ical chairs. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- When’s a frog’s birthday?… February 29th. (Leap Year Jokes)
- What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?… “Order 66!” (Star Wars Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
- I’m not saying 2020 has been a long year… But we just celebrated my son’s third birthday and he was born in January. (January Jokes)
- I went to an ocean themed birthday party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
- What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! (Music Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
- July 31st: On a scale from one to ten, how excited are you it is JK Rowling’s Birthday?… About nine and three quarters. (Birthday Jokes)
- What was the hockey player’s favorite part of his birthday party?… The icing on the cake. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- What does a turtle do on it’s birthday?… It shellebrates! (Turtle Jokes)
- The most stressful thing about being a dragon must be trying to blow out the candles on your birthday cake. (Dragon Jokes)
- I went to an ocean themed birthday party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes & Ocean Jokes) )
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?… He felt his presents! (Star Wars Jokes)
- What do you wear to show you care that it’s Dr. Seuss’ birthday on this early March winter day?… a hat! (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?… Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow! (Elf Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?”
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes)
- Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
What goes up and never comes down?… Your age!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?… Because it was marble cake! (Social Studies Jokes)
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?… Angel food cake, of course!
Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks! (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday?… He has a whale of a party! (Whale Jokes for Kids & Animal Jokes for Kids)
What birthday party game do rabbits like to play?… Musical Hares! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
Why are birthdays good for you?… Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest! (Math Jokes for Kids)
Sort and Place
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?… In a cat-alogue! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?… In a cat-alogue! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?… “What’s eating you?”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?… When it’s been sliced. (101 Sports Jokes)
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?… It was icing on the cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?… You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday?… It was a tappy one!
Did you hear about the flag’s birthday?… It was a flappy one! (Flag Day Jokes)
Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?… It was a sappy one! (Tree Jokes)
Why did everyone hide from Sue on her birthday?… Because they wanted her to be Sue-prised!
- Boy: How do you like the drum set you got for your birthday? Friend: I love it! Boy: Why? Friend: Whenever I don’t play it, my dad gives me 10 bucks!
- Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?… Because people kept toasting him!
- What does a clam do on his birthday?… He shellabrates! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What was the average age of a cave man?… Stone Age!
- Why did the little girl get soap for her birthday?… It was a surprise party!
- Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards?… The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
- What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?… A birthday pheasant!
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- What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common?… They were all born on holidays.
- What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?… Forget it once!
- What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?… Get married on his birthday.
- What is a meaning of a true friend?… One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
- What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?… Thanks. I’ll never part with it!
- How can you tell that you’re getting old?… You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!