Sports Jokes: 101 Sports Jokes for Kids

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#1 Sports Jokes

  1. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line! (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
  2. Why didn’t the Confederate soldier want to go to the baseball game?… He heard the Yankees were playing. ? (Baseball Jokes for Kids / Memorial Day Jokes / Civil War Jokes)
  3. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
  4. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Gymnastics Jokes for Kids)
  5. What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!” (Softball Jokes)
  6. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Memorial Day Jokes / Diving Jokes)
  7. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes for Kids)
  8. Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET! (Top Badminton Jokes)
  9. Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  10. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  11. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  12. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Lacrosse Jokes)
  13. A man went to the doctor one day and said: “I’ve just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt.” So the doctor said: “You’ve broken your finger.” (Rugby Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  14. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  15. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
  16. Fencing jokes?… What’s the point? (Fencing Jokes)
  17. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  18. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  19. Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  20. What’s a bee’s favorite sport?… Rugbee.
  21. What do you serve but not eat?…  A racquetball.
  22. My racquetball opponent was not happy with my serve. He kept returning it. (Racquetball Jokes: Racquetball Jokes For Kids)
  23. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  24. What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  25. What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  26. Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for KidsMarathon Jokes for Kids)
  27. Why do field hockey players never sweat?… They have too many fans! (Field Hockey Jokes for Kids)

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What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony.

  1. What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check
  2. Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?…  All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
  3. How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up.

 

Archery Jokes: Archery Jokes for Kids

  1. What did the archer get when he hit a bulls eye?…  a very angry bull. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  2. What kind of bow can’t be tied?… a crossbow.
  3. What did the archer make out of his bow?… A bow tie.

Badminton Jokes for Kids

  1. Why are badminton players so loud?… Because they are always making a RACKET!
  2. What did the shuttlecock say when it got hit?… Who’s making all the racquet?
  3. Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle?… Because there are too many cheetahs.
  4. Why was Cinderella such a bad badminton player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  5. Where do badminton go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)

Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids (2017: Top 10 Page)

  1. Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  2. What did the baseball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  3. Which baseball player holds water?…The pitcher.
  4. Why are some umpires such healthy eaters?…They always clean their plate!
  5. Why are spiders good baseball players?… Because they know how to catch flies!

Basketball Jokes: Top Basketball Jokes (2017: Top 10 Page)

  1. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  2. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
  3. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  4. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball!
  5. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them!

Bowling Jokes: Bowling Jokes for Kids

  1. Why should a bowling alley be quiet?… So you can hear a pin drop!
  2. What did the bowling pins do?… They went on strike.
  3. What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?…  They both want a Turkey. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)
  4. When is a bowler like a judge?… When he sits on the bench.
  5. What would you get if you crossed a bowler and the Invisible Man?… Bowling like no one has ever seen.

Boxing Jokes: Boxing Jokes for Kids

  1. What is a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?… The punch line!
  2. What is a fighter’s favorite dog?…  A boxer. (Top Dog Jokes)
  3. What is a prize fighter’s favorite drink?… Punch.
  4. How do you make a fruit punch?… Give it boxing lessons.
  5. What’s the difference between a nail and a bad boxer?… One gets knocked in and the other gets knocked out.

Cycling Jokes: Cycling Jokes for Kids

  1. Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.
  2. Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?… Because it’s two tired!
  3. What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Top 50 Father’s Day JokesTop Father’s Day Quotes)
  4. Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?… They tend to lose their balance. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  5. What is a ghost-proof bicycle?… One with no spooks in it. (Top Halloween Jokes)

Football Jokes: Football Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the college football player go to the bank?… to get his quarter back.
  2. What’s the difference between a quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap.
  3. What football play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak.
  4. What did the football say to the punter?… “I get a kick out of you.”
  5. How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver!

Golf Jokes: Golf Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
  2. Why did they kick Tarzan out of the golf game?… He screamed with every swing.
  3. Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly and the golfers lie well. (Top Math Jokes 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  4. Are you a scratch player?… I sure am – every time I hit the ball I scratch my head and wonder where it went.
  5. Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?… He was perfecting his swing.

Gymnastics Jokes for Kids

  1. How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second!
  2. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?… A split!
  3. What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?… They can all do the splits.
  4. What did the mummy gymnastics coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  5. What would you get if you crossed a gymnast and the Invisible Man?… Gymnastics like no one has ever seen.

Hockey Jokes: Hockey Jokes for Kids

  1. What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  2. What did the skeleton drive to the Hockey game?… A Zam-bony.
  3. What do you give a hockey player when he demands money?… A check
  4. Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!
  5. How a does hockey player kiss?… He puckers up.

Lacrosse Jokes for Kids

  1. What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge!
  2. What did the lacrosse stick say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  3. What would you get if you crossed a lacrosse goalie and the Invisible Man?… Goaltending like no one has ever seen.
  4. Why was Cinderella such a bad lacrosse player?… Her coach was a pumpkin.
  5. Why is a lacrosse field the coolest place to be?… Because it’s full of fans.

Marathon Jokes: Marathon Jokes for Kids

  1. Did you hear about the marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  2. Did you hear about the marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
  3. If marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe? (Top Christmas Jokes)
  4. Who is the fastest runner of all time?… Adam, because he came first in the human race! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  5. What do marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory. (Psychology Memory Lessons)

Soccer Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the soccer ball quit the team?… It was tired of being kicked around.
  2. Why do soccer players do well in school?… Because they know how to use their heads. (180 School Jokes)
  3. What lights up a soccer stadium?… A soccer match
  4. What kind of tea do soccer players drink?… Penal-Tea
  5. Why did the soccer player bring string to her game?… So she could tie the score

Softball Jokes: Softball Jokes for Kids

  1. Did you hear the joke about the softball?… It will leave you in stitches!
  2. What would you get if you crossed a pitcher and the Invisible Man?… Pitching like no one has ever seen.
  3. What did the softball glove say to the ball?…”Catch ya later!”
  4. Have you ever seen a line drive?… No but I have seen a baseball park!
  5. Why did the police officer go to the softball game?… Someone stole second base!

Swimming Jokes for Kids

  1. Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (180 School Jokes)
  2. What kind of stroke can you use on toast?… BUTTER-fly!
  3. Why did a person keep doing the backstroke?… He  just had lunch and didn’t want to swim on a full stomach.
  4. Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?… They didn’t like meets!
  5. What kind of dive are infantry men best at?… Cannon-ball (Civil War Jokes)

 

Track & Field Jokes for Kids

  1. What would you get if you crossed a track athlete and the Invisible Man?… Running like no one has ever seen.
  2. What did the mummy track coach say at the end of practice?… “Let’s wrap this up!” (Top Halloween Jokes)
  3. Why was the skeleton always left out in a track meet?… Because he had no body to go with. (Top Halloween Jokes)
  4. Where do track athletes go to get a new uniform?… New Jersey (Top Geography Jokes & Top 500 Jokes for U.S. States)
  5. Why was Cinderella such a bad sprinter?… Her coach was a pumpkin.

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