Basketball Jokes for Kids

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  1. What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Mailman Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
  2. Why was Darth Vader bad at basketball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
  3. What’s an eggs favorite basketball team?… Yokelahomia City. (Egg Jokes & Oklahoma Jokes)
  4. Why do basketball players love Oreo cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Oreo Cookie Jokes)
  5. A first-grade teacher can’t believe her student isn’t hyped up about the Super Bowl. “It’s a huge event. Why aren’t you excited?” “Because I’m not a football fan. My parents love basketball, so I do too,” says the student. “Well, that’s a lousy reason,” says the teacher. “What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?” “Then I’d be a football fan.” (Jokes for Teachers & Super Bowl Jokes)
  6. My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot. It must have been like 5,000 degrees in there. (Graduation Jokes)
  7. Why do the Lakers have to drink their coffee black?… There is no more KAREEM. (Coffee Jokes)
  8. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Christmas Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  9. Why was Darth Vader bad at basketball?… He always choked. (Star Wars Jokes)
  10. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for in basketball in the Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about basketball? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good basketball knock-knock jokes?
  14. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good basketball knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  15. What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.
  16. Who was the poet of basketball?… Longfellow.
  17. Why did the basketball player visit the bank?… His checks were all bouncing.
  18. Why did the basketball player go to jail?…  Because he shot the ball! (Police Jokes)
  19. Why do basketball players love cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Cookie Jokes)
  20. What’s a pirate’s favorite basketball move?… Jump hook. (Pirate Jokes)
  21. Basketball sued tennis for no reason… Now they have to go to court!
  22. They’re a team in transition… They’re going from bad to worse.
  23. What New Year’s resolution should a middle school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Basketball Jokes)
  24. Why did the basketball sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes)
  25. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  26. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for National Taco Day?… Tacko Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  27. Why can’t you play basketball with pigs?… They hog the ball. (Pig Jokes)
  28. Why aren’t burgers too good at basketball?… Too many turnovers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  29. Who is a worm’s favorite basketball player?… Dennis Rodman AKA “the worm.” (Worm Jokes)
  30. What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles.
  31. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Top Baseball Jokes & Top Sports Jokes)
  32. Yo mama so stupid she thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team. (Top Coffee Jokes & Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  33. Why is a baby good at basketball?… Because they’re always dribbling.
  34. Why was Cinderella such a bad basketball player?… Her coach was a pumpkin. (Top Holiday Jokes & Top Halloween Jokes)
  35. Why is a scrambled egg like a losing basketball team?… Because they both have been beaten. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  36. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  37. What did the march say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Madness Quotes & Top 25 Jimmy V Quotes)
  38. Did you hear about the basketball team that doesn’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  39. Why can’t you get a fairly officiated game in the jungle?… They are all cheetahs. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  40. In what sport is a basket filled but never gets full?… Basketball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  41. Why are basketball players messy eaters?… They’re always dribbling. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  42. What do basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  43. Why is basketball the grossest sport there is?… Because they dribble all over the court. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  44. What do you call a pig with playing basketball?… A ball hog.
  45. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?… She ran away from the ball. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  46. If a basketball gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  47. What do you call an unbelievable story about a basketball player?… A tall tale.
  48. “He’s great on the court,” a sportswriter said of a college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But’s how’s his scholastic work?” “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful!” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, “but his B’s are a little crooked.” (365 School Jokes)
  49. The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and had proceeded to give an oral quiz to the freshman class.  Speaking specifically about manic depression, the instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”  A young man in the rear of the room raised his hand and answered, “A basketball coach?” (Top Psychology Jokes)
  50. Why couldn’t the basketball player listen to his music?… Because he broke a record!
  51. How do basketball players stay cool during a game?… They stand near the fans.
  52. How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?… Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
  53. Hanging in the hallway at the High School are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year — “62-63,” “63-64,” “64-65,” etc.  One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, “Isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?”
  54. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Taco Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  55. What do you call a groundhog that plays basketball?… A ball hog. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  56. Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Chocolate Chip Cookie Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
  57. What New Year’s resolution should a high school basketball player never make?… To travel more. (Travel Guest Blogs & Middle School Jokes)
  58. Golf is what you play when you’re too out of shape to play basketball.