Alligator Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about alligators.
  2. What is the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?… One will see you later, and one will see you in a while.
  3. Restaurant Waiter: May I help you? Alligator: Yes, do you serve people here? Restaurant Waiter: Yes, of course we do. Alligator: Great. I’d like one with a side of ketchup please. (Ketchup Jokes)
  4. Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there’s an increased chance that… …they will see you later! (Grandparent Jokes & Retirement Jokes)
  5. What do you call an alligator that parties before a [sport] game?… A tail-gater. (101 Sports Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do you call your alligator when it’s your best friend?.. A pal-igator.
  7. What do you call an alligator in a vest?… An Investigator.
  8. What do you call a crocodile with GPS?… A Navi-gator. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  9. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe the World’s largest alligator is 15 feet 9 inches? (Watermelon Jokes)
  10. What is an alligator’s favorite drink?… Gator-Ade. (Florida Jokes)
  11. Who gives alligators presents on Christmas?… Santa Jaws! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  12. What kind of crocodilian works in a sandwich shop?… A deli-gator. (Career Blogs)
  13. I was going to cook an alligator for dinner… But realized I only had a croc pot.
  14. An alligator asked an electric eel, “Hey, can I touch you?” Electric eel: “Yes, but I’d have to charge you.”
  15. If an alligator lives in a river and thinks he’s a crocodile… There’s a good chance he’s in da-nile! (World Geography Jokes)
  16. What do you call a reptile that likes to go bowling?… An Alley-gator. (Bowling Jokes)
  17. What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?… Goes to a re-tail store. (Black Friday Jokes)
  18. Why was everyone afraid of the alligator lawyer?… He was an amazing liti-gator. (Lawyer Jokes)
  19. What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?… An Instigator.
  20. Did you hear about the alligator who became president?… He was a great dele-gator. (Presidents Jokes & Election Jokes)
  21. What’s better than a crocodile?… An alli-greator.
  22. What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?… A traitor.
  23. What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?… A navigator. (Career Blogs)
  24. Why shouldn’t you play cards with a alligator?… You’ll lose each hand.
  25. What type of floor do alligators install in their bathrooms?… Rep-tiles.
  26. What do you call an alligator who loves watering his plants?… An irrigator. (Flower Jokes)
  27. What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?… Croc-amole. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  28. The average life expectancy of alligators is about 50 years… So there is no rush, you indeed can see it later.
  29. Why are alligators long and green?… Because if they were short and green, they would be leprechaun. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  30. What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?… A crookadile. ​(Police Jokes) ​ ​
  31. What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crowd around him?… A congregator.
  32. What is it called when an alligator has brain damage?… A reptile disfunction. (Doctor Jokes)
  33. What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?… Please move, I need to get bayou. (Louisiana Jokes)
  34. Why should you never ever play Texas hold’em with a crocodile?… You will literally lose every hand. ​(Texas Jokes) ​ ​
  35. What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?… A fumigator. (Career Blogs)
  36. What do alligators order at coffee shoppes?… Jaw-va.(Coffee Jokes)
  37. Why don’t alligators like fast food?… It’s too hard to catch. (Fast Food Jokes)
  38. Who is the author of the book “Escaping Alligators?”… Ron A. Way. (Book Jokes)
  39. How does an alligator smell?… With it’s nose!
  40. Why was the alligator invited to fashion shows?… She was a snappy dresser.
  41. What’s the difference between a dog and a alligator?… The dog’s bark is worst than his bite… (Dog Jokes)
  42. How does an alligator taste?… With it’s mouth just like you do!
  43. What’s the similarity between a alligator and an old computer?.. They both have bytes. (Computer Jokes)
  44. What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?… A tail-gater.
  45. What kind of pet to alligators have?… Alley Cats. (Cat Jokes)
  46. Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?… It’s filled with liti-gators.  (Lawyer Jokes)
  47. What’s worse than a big, hungry alligator chasing you?… Two big, hungry alligators chasing you.
  48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about alligators?
  49. What do alligators call slow people?… Dinner.
  50. Egyptians claim that there are no crocodiles in Egypt… I think they’re in de nile. (World Geography Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  51. Did you hear about the alligator who was a CEO?… He was an expert dele-gator. (Career Blogs)
  52. Why shouldn’t you ever double-cross an alligator?… It could come back to bite you in the end.
  53. What do you call a skater with green skin and a long nose?… An ollie-gator. (Skateboarding Jokes)
  54. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good alligator knock-knock joke?
  55. What’s the most popular basketball move among gators?… The Alli – oop.
  56. What do you call a big, green reptile who works on a farm?… An irri-gator.
  57. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good alligator knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  58. Why don’t alligators like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes for Kids)
  59. What’s green and comes from another planet?… An alien-gator.
  60. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me how to run away from an alligator? (Canoe Jokes)
  61. What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?… An irri-gator. (Farm Jokes for Kids)
  62. What do you get when you cross a alligators with a rooster?… A croc-a-dilian-doo.
  63. What does an alligator feel like?… A alligator.
  64. What looks like half an alligator?… The other half.
  65. Which side of an alligator is the greenest?… The outside.
  66. Alligators can grow up to fifteen feet… They usually just grow 4 of them though.
  67. Why did the alligator cross the road?… It was going after the chicken.
  68. A stingray, a crocodile and a poisonous snake walk into a bar… No joke here, it is just a normal day in Australia.
  69. (World Geography Jokes & Snake Jokes)​ ​ ​
  70. How many arms does a alligator have?… It depends on how many people it’s caught.
  71. Why happened when the alligator saw the lion win the lottery?… It was GREEN with envy. (Lion Jokes)
  72. What do you call a gator that works at the courthouse?… A litigator. ​(Lawyer Jokes) ​ ​
  73. Egyptians claim that there are no crocodiles in Egypt… I think they’re in de nile. (World Geography Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  74. What do you get if you cross an alligator with a giraffe?… A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
  75. ​Did you hear about the group of crocodiles that performed parody songs?… They were a pun croc band. ​(365 Music Jokes)
  76. ​Alligators can live up to 50 years… that is why there is a high chance that they will see you later. ​ ​ ​
  77. What is the most effective way to cook a crocodile?… In a croc pot. ​ ​ ​
  78. I get a rash when I wear polo shirts with little crocodiles on them… I am lacoste intolerant. ​(Milk Jokes) ​ ​
  79. I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food… It was an alligrator. ​(Zoo Jokes)​ ​
  80. What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?… Crocophiles. ​ ​ ​
  81. What is an alligator’s favorite dessert?… Brandy snaps. ​ ​ ​
  82. What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes?… A crocodile. What has 100 eyes and 2 teeth?… A tour bus full of old people. ​ (Grandparent Jokes & Retirement Jokes)​ ​
  83. What happens when an alligator drives a boat?… He becomes a navigator
  84. Why don’t alligators like fast food?… Because it is difficult to catch. ​ ​ ​
  85. How many limbs does an alligator have?… It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast. ​ ​ ​
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you get me some alligator food? (Canoe Jokes)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me avoid an alligator? (Canoe Jokes)
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you make sure we all take care of our 4-legged friends before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  89. The alligator was low on potassium… So I got some gatorade!
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me what alligators eat? (Canoe Jokes)
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me sure we have enough water before the hurricane hits? (Canoe Jokes)
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me rebuild the hurricane?(Canoe Jokes)
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me move after the hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  94. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a hurricane? (Canoe Jokes)
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? (Canoe Jokes)
  96. What does an alligator drink when hurt?… Gator-Aid.
  97. What happens when an alligator drives a car?… He becomes a navigator.
  98. What happens when an alligator drives a bike?… He becomes a navigator.
  99. What happens when an alligator drives a bus?… He becomes a navigator.
  100. What happens when an alligator drives a plane?… He becomes a navigator.
  101. What do you call a alligator without any legs… Anything you want, it can’t run after you!
  102. You ever wonder why an alligator is so angry… All them teeth with but no toothbrush.
  103. What do you call it when your alligator stops doing what it’s told?… A reptile dysfunction.
  104. Did you hear about the alligator who was unable to mate?… He had a reptile dysfunction.
  105. What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?… Gatorade. ​ ​ ​
  106. Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?… It was a crocadoodledoo. ​ ​
  107. Why do crocodiles from Egypt who are alcoholics never recover?… They get stuck in de Niel. (World Geography Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  108. Did you hear about the croc with a serious drug addiction?… It was a crackodile.
  109. An Irishman and a Scotsman are having a drink in a bar when the Scotsman says to the Irishman, “I hear you can make a lot of money by shooting crocodiles in Australia for crocodile skin shoes because they are worth a lot in the U.K.” The Irishman thinks this sounds like a great idea so they head off to Australia together on a mission to make money. They arrive in Australia, and decide to split up to cover more ground. After a weeks hunting they meet up again, the Scotsman has a long face and says “I have had no luck, I didn’t find a crocodile all week.” The Irishman replies “Well I have shot about 50 crocodiles but none of them were wearing shoes.” ​
  110. (World Geography Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  111. What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?… A hallaligator.
  112. Who delivers the little crocodiles presents on December 25th?… Santa Jaws. ​ ​
  113. What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?… An Alley-gator. ​ ​ ​​​ ​ ​
  114. What is the difference between a croc and a noisy dog?… One has a bite worse than his bark. ​ ​ ​
  115. Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?… It may come back to bite you in the butt.​ ​ ​
  116. An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you? This isn’t a joke, I want answers. Please. I’ve never wanted to know anything more.